Chinny Dovey

20/05/2024

BY AGE 40 YOU SHOULD BE SMART ENOUGH TO REALIZE THIS:
1. Someone makes 10x more than you do in a 9-5 job because they have more "leverage" with their work.
2. Distraction is the greatest killer of success. It stunts and destroys your brain.
3. You shouldn't take advice from people who are not where you want to be in life.
4. No one is coming to save your problems. Your life's 100% your responsibility.
5. You don't need 100 self-help books, all you need is action and self discipline.
6. Unless you went to college to learn a specific skill (ie. doctor, engineer, lawyer), you can make more money in the next 90 days just learning sales.
7. No one cares about you. So stop being shy, go out and create your chances.
8. If you find someone smarter than you, work with them, don't compete.
9. Smoking has 0 benefit in your life. This habit will only slow your thinking and lower your focus.
10. Comfort is the worst addiction and cheap ticket to depression.
11. Don't tell people more than they need to know, respect your privacy.
12. Avoid alcohol at all cost. Nothing worse than losing your senses and acting a fool.
13. Keep your standards high and don't settle for something because it's available.
14. The family you create is more important than the family you come from.
15. Train yourself to take nothing personally to save yourself from 99.99% of mental problems.

20/05/2024

A woman in Yola Adamawa State took her husband's Phone and checked his Facebook activities; she saw romantic chats with women. She sat down and thought of a way to separate him from the women. She came up with a beautiful idea, without even the husband's knowledge. She came up with the following methods

1- She copied all his chats with one of the women.

2- She opened a new Facebook account with a Male name.

3- She sent a friend request to the husband, he accepted the request.

4 - She introduced herself to him. She said "I'm Abu Dar'daee by name, a Member of BOKO HARAM. I saw all your chats with my wife. I want to warn you to stay away from her if you really want to remain alive. To clear any element of doubt, I have all the chats with me and here they are, you can see.

5- So, if you don't stop chatting with my wife, I'll slaughter you like Ram.
6- I know you. I know your name is Jamilu, your father's name is Mohammed, your mother's name Khadija, you have 3 children. Al'ameen, Zahara and Yusuf. Abdulrahman is your best friend and Usman is your neighbor. You are a Lecturer working at FCE. You also go to work 9:30am with your friend Usman, you follow Jambutu street and you spend time together. I'm warning you if you dare call, text or chat with my wife again, I will slaughter you like a Ram as I said earlier".

The wife was close to him while he read the message. As he was reading it, he kept sniffing and repeating Innalillahi WA innaillaihirraji'un. She asked him what happened, he said nothing. He immediately deleted his Facebook and Whatsapp apps and every other social media app.

The following morning, he went and sold the phone in the market and bought an ordinary Nokia. He told his wife to always wake him when ever it's time for prayers.

The woman said since that day, her husband has been observing prayers regularly and spending more time with the family.

Isn't that better than settling the matter with a knife?

HAVE A WONDERFUL

06/07/2023

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06/07/2023

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06/07/2023

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06/07/2023

GWR: Govt bans planned 72-hour k!ss!ng marathon event in Ekiti

The Ekiti State government has announced a ban on the planned three-day k!ssing marathon to set the Guinness World Record in the state. A group identified as Sugartee released an advert saying that on July 7 they will be embarking on the longest world k!ssing marathon in a popular amusement park in the state capital.

Reacting to the development, the state Ministry of Arts and Culture in a statement released today July 5, banned the scheduled competition of the marathon and warned all Hoteliers in the state not to allow their premises be used for such exercise. The state government warned that heavy sanctions will be placed on any hotel found to permit such an exercise in their facility.

Me: this book go soon tear 🤣🤣🤣🤣!!! Naija oooo

06/07/2023

*38 FRSC Traffic Offences & Their Penalties*

*1. TRAFFIC LIGHT/SIGN VIOLATION*
Penalty: N2,000
*2. ROAD OBSTRUCTION*
Penalty: N3,000
*3. ROUTE VIOLATION*
Penalty: N5,000
*4. DRIVER’S LICENCE VIOLATION*
Penalty: N10,000
*5. DANGEROUS DRIVING*
Penalty: N50,000
*6. SPEED LIMIT VIOLATION*
Penalty: N3,000
*7. VEHICLE LICENCE VIOLATION*
Penalty: N3,000
*8. DRIVING UNDER ALCOHOL OR DRUG INFLUENCE*
Penalty: N5,000
*9. DRIVING WITH WORN-OUT TYRE OR WITHOUT SPARE TYRE*
Penalty: N3,000
*10. DRIVING WITHOUT OR WITH SHATTERED WINDSCREEN*
Penalty: N3,000
*11. OVERLOADING*
Penalty: N5,000
*12. DRIVING WITHOUT SEAT BELT*
Penalty: N2, 000
*13. DRIVING A VEHICLE WITH FORGED DOCUMENTS*
Penalty: N20,000
*14. FAILURE TO REPORT AN ACCIDENT*
Penalty: N20,000
*15. VEHICLE NUMBER PLATE VIOLATION*
Penalty: N3,000
*16. WRONGFUL OVERTAKING*
Penalty: N3,000
*17. ROAD MARKING VIOLATION*
Penalty: N5,000
*18. CAUTION SIGN VIOLATION*
Penalty: N3,000
*19. USE OF PHONE WHILE DRIVING*
Penalty: N4,000
*20. UNAUTHORIZED REMOVAL OF OR TAMPERING WITH ROAD SIGNS*
Penalty: N5,000
*21. DO NOT MOVE VIOLATION*
Penalty: N2,000
*22. INADEQUATE CONSTRUCTION WARNING*
Penalty: N50,000
*23. CONSTRUCTION AREA SPEED LIMIT VIOLATION*
Penalty: N3,000
*24. FAILURE TO MOVE OVER*
Penalty: N3,000
*25. FAILURE TO COVER UNSTABLE MATERIALS*
Penalty: N5,000
*26. ATTEMPTING TO CORRUPT MARSHAL*
Penalty: N10,000
*27. EXCESSIVE SMOKE EMISSION*
Penalty: N5,000
*28. FAILURE TO FIX RED FLAG ON PROJECTED LOAD*
Penalty: N3,000
*29. MEDICAL PERSONNEL OR HOSPITAL REJECTION OF ROAD ACCIDENT VICTIM*
Penalty: N50,000
*30. ASSAULTING MARSHAL ON DUTY*
Penalty: N10,000
*31. OBSTRUCTING MARSHAL ON DUTY*
Penalty: N2,000
*32. CUSTODY FEE*
Penalty: N200 per day after 24 hours
*33. DRIVING WITHOUT SPECIFIED FIRE EXTINGUISHER*
Penalty: N3,000
*34. DRIVING A COMMERCIAL VEHICLE WITHOUT PASSENGER MANIFEST*
Penalty: N10,000
*35. DRIVING A VEHICLE WHILE UNDER 18 YEARS*
Penalty: N2,000
*36. RIDING MOTORCYCLE WITHOUT A CRASH HELMET*
Penalty: N2,000
*37. MECHANICALLY DEFICIENT VEHICLE*
Penalty: N5,000
*38. FAILURE TO INSTALL SPEED LIMITING DEVICE*
Penalty: N3,000

*Have this handy and share with your family and friends. It can help you avoid undue harassments

06/07/2023

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06/07/2023

Crazy something 🤔🤔🤪

06/07/2023

Happy birthday to the Swag Man RMD....!

06/07/2023

*SLOW DOWN AND BE PATIENT WITH LIFE*
🙏🏽🫠

1. If You Are Looking For Wealth, Somebody else Is Looking For Health.

2. If You Are Looking For Health, Somebody else Just Dièd.

3. If You are Looking For Power, Somebody else Has Acquired And Used it, And he/she is now Powerless.

4. Each Time You Drive A Fancy Car, Somebody, Somewhere Is Dying In A Car Crash.

5. Each Time a New Mansion Springs From The Earth, A New Grave is Dug Below The Earth.

6. Each Time You Throw Away A Morsel, Somebody else somewhere is Searching For a Morsel To Survive.

7. Each Time You Throw Food Into Dustbin, Someone else Is Looking For Remnant To Eat.

8. Each Time You Ask God To Promote or Change Your Present Situation, Someone else Is Praying to Get To Your Present Situation.

9. For Each Smile On The Planet, There's a Drop Of Tear In Another Place On The Planet.

10. For Each Celebration Of Childbirth, There Are Tears of Bùrial.

11. Each Time You Urinate Or Drink Water, Remember Someone Is Using Pipe For The Same Purpòse.

*_So Always Be Thankful._*

Think of the Goodness u have rather than the vanities u long for,..

*_🌱LIFE_* is a race, live it!
*_🌱LIFE_* is a journey, complete it!
*_🌱LIFE_* is a gift, kindly accept it!

May the almighty God ease the affairs of our LIVES and bless all our efforts this week with amazing Grace divine, Amen!

05/07/2023

Omor !! Na flex oo las las ooo😆😂🤣

05/07/2023

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05/07/2023

I've not eaten the whole day because I had no money.
Fortunately, I met with my pastor and asked him for some money at least, $1 (N769) for fufu and egusi soup (no meat).

The pastor prayed for me instead, and told me God will make a way. He added he would have given if he had.

As he removed his handkerchief while he was going, his $200 ( N153,800) dropped and he didn't notice.

Should I give the money back to the pastor or it's God who made A WAY??? Abeg make everybody come chuk mouth for this matter, person no want end inside hell fire oooooo🙏🙌👍❤....... 😜

05/07/2023

I tire ooooooo 😂😂😂😂....

05/07/2023

It's another day to make troubles🤪😜😜... Good morning 💞

04/07/2023

Woww... Who will believe that The newest signee of Don Jazzy , John Drille is married for over a year now. Congratulations to him and beautiful wife. Sure those love songs were coming from the right place 😎😎😆.

04/07/2023

🤣😂😂 True or False .. ??! 🏃🏃🏃

04/07/2023

Childhood Dream: I want to be a doctor.
Adulthood Reality: Wigs by Melissa 🤣🤣

Life no balance o 😂🤣😂

04/07/2023

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04/07/2023

*ECONOMIC AND FINANCIAL CRIME COMMISSION (EFCC)*
*Announcement for Public notice.*

This is to inform all the citizens that the Mobile Sim Card 5G service has started. This is something you already know, some miscreants of cybercrime will call your mobile and tell you to update your Sim card from 4G to 5G and you will get an OTP.
PLEASE, DO NOT provide the OTP sent to you.
If you tell them the OTP number sent by them, they will transfer all the money in your Bank Account to their own account, so please don't tell if any stranger asks for OTP.
Please share this information with others.

Regards:
_Cyber Crime Dept_
*Economic and Financial Crime Commission (EFCC)*

04/07/2023

.... Remember Slow and steady wins the race 👌👌. Head on....!

04/07/2023

Erica Nlewedim 😍💞💞. Legend Queen 👑.

04/07/2023

Wow ... Isn't this awesome 😎😎. Health is wealth 👌

04/07/2023

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04/07/2023

Thank you Lord 🙏

03/07/2023

Gen Z cannot relate o 😂🤣😂🤣....

03/07/2023

E don choke o 😂🤣😂

03/07/2023

🤣🤣🤣🤣who can relate ooo 🤣🤣

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03/07/2023

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