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30/04/2024

Amadi wey be group of people spokesman na amadioha

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06/11/2023

I dey catch cruise with you 😏
You start dey ignore Ur babe 💁
Be lyk say u wan lose home and away 😆

05/11/2023

I just laùgh at Some People, When they says Scòring Zëró In Exam is the most Īrritàting Thing ever 😒😒😒
Have You Ever Dòdge a Bàby's Sneeze in the Car, and Your Face Lànds on Cònductor's Ãrmpît,
And As you try Again to Rèmove Your Face From there, they stōle your phòne from Outside 💥💥😳😳😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

05/11/2023

If it's your Wífe that's Paying the House rént, Paying the Children's School Fees,
and still feeding the Children...
My Dear Brother🥰🥰, it's your Wórk to be Scréaming Hëavily during Séx,, you didn't Come to be Uséléss in lifê 💥💥😒😒😂😂😂

03/11/2023

1. The friends you make today are what your children will regard to as connections tomorrow 😊If you like continue gathering idīots 😂
2. Nothing Sweets lyk when u are feeling sleepy in church & de pastor says "BOW DOWN UR HEAD & TALK TO UR FADA IN Heaven"
Sleep yākata X plus🤣🤣
3. No d!sgrace is wørst than a lecturer standing at ur back in exam hall & screaming "Some people are already writing nønsense."
💔😂😂😂😂
4. Since I was born I've never seen chicken agree to have s¢×. It's always rāp£ and the government is doing nothing about it😂
5. Teacher: If Mary and Juana are from the same parents, what will you call them?
Comedian laugh: Marijúana
Teacher: Gēt out!!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
6. Scientist are still strūggling to find out why women turn down Tv volume to smēll if something is burning in the kitchen 🤔😂
7. If you have two tribal marks at the side of your mouth, everything you say is in quote 😂😂
8. Guy: Hey I like you! Do you have a boyfriend?
Girl: No
Boy: Good, then be mine
Girl: ok, but what do you do for a living?
Boy: I bréathe in and out🙄
What No made u laugh 🤣🤣

03/11/2023

1. The wørst has happened!!🙆🏽‍♂️
I Don lose my talents!
I can't open a pot🥘 without noīse again
They always cātch me😭😰😓
2. The most embarrāssing moment is when you are seated beside your crush in church acting like a big boy then your younger brother comes running with #10 saying "Bro mummy says this is your offering." 🤣🤣🤣
3. So Eve saw a talking snāke and didn't run? My brother fēar wømen🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
4. You see those people wey dey nod head when pastor dey talk, na dem no dey hear one thing😂

31/10/2023

I can't believe I'm related to Dangote 🙆🏿‍♂️ His Mother nd my Mother are both MOTHERS😜

30/10/2023

1. So you keep bragging like "I HAVE A DEGREE, I CAN'T DO SUCH JOB"
My friend keep quiet!
A thermometer has 10 degrees and it works under the armpit.
I repeat, under the armpit!!🤷
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
2. Apart from me Who Else Used To Pretend to Think Hard When The Teacher is Looking At Them back then in secondary school?😲
🤦🤦🤦😂😂😂😂
3. My love for you is like a copied assignment,
I can't just explain".
MY SISTER, any guy that says this, just know he's planning to imprégnate you and ran away.🤷
🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃
4. Nothing Sweet pass that moment in the Church when the holy spirit is pushing girls up and down and the pastor will be like, Brother Casablanca De Catamatophia join your hands and hold them😋
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
5. After seeing the price of milk and
pampers I'm now scared to get h9rny again😢
🤦🤦
6. The phone number she's refusing to give you is what another guy just deleted.
So My brother don't come and k**l yourself.🤔
🤣🤣
7. My girlfriend says I must delete my Faceb00k account or she's leaving..
So I will be back guys Let me help her pack her baggage🚶
🏃🏃
8. Some relationship can make your loose weight until the wind blows you in someone else relationship.😆
😀😆😆
9. Leaving a man because of cheating is like leaving a country because of RAIN.
It Rains Everywhere my Sister Sit Down🙄
🤣🚶🚶
10. Did u cúm in me?
ladies that question needs to stop😎
do you think its easy to jump out of a moving vehicles🤷
11. Most girls don't like posting their boyfriend's pictures because they dont want the guy on their list to stop giving them money.
I know this one is loud enough....😂
🏃🤣🤣
12. I started feàring girlz on that very day that my girlfriend introduced my father to me as her uncle🤦
😭
13. Men Only Watch Nigerian Ghost Movies, Just To Learn How To Disappear When They Imprégnate A Girl😥😂
14.You are trying to go without reacting 🙄 heaven is far from you 😏🤦‍♂️
Hell is more nearer 👀😁

30/10/2023

It is only Nigeria a baby will be adding weight they will now ask the mother what's the secret then she go talk say na Good Mama

30/10/2023

Try marry that girl wey you teach how to smoke
Cuz I no know who you leave am for 🤷

30/10/2023

If I calm down chat u
Ahswr u go fall in love with me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️😎😎😎

30/10/2023

Stop following someone's husband try and get your own Madam e get why!👀👁️
It's Monday again

30/10/2023

Wait o Nigeria 🇳🇬 is 63 years and some people are 70 years so where do dey come from..?.. 🤔🤔

30/10/2023

Swallow your pride, watch po*n and learn how to moan properly, which one be Ayi Ayi Ayi Ayi
Are u Zlatan I🙄🙄 🏃 🏃 🏃

30/10/2023

Some people with English...
Which one is "happy Birthday dear, your days are numberēd"... nawaoo😁
You sent

21/10/2023

Welcome To The American Got Talent
Me: Thank you Sir
Judge 1: What is your name???
Me: my name is "good name".
Judge 2: (confused) What do you mean!???
Me: A good name is better than great riches so my name is good name.
All judges: WOW
Judge 1: That means you're better than great riches???.
Me: Yes sir that's why I don't like money because I'm better than it.
All judges:( burst into loud laughter )
Judge 3: Where are you from???
Me: Nigeria
Judge 3: wow all the way from Nigeria
Me: Yes sir
Judge 4: How did you come here??
Me: my friend es**rt me and come all because I use to es**rt him to buy garri and groundnut.
Judge 4: (confused ) Garri??? What is that???
Me: Oh sorry I mean groceries and floating berries.
Judge 1: Where in Nigeria are you from???
Me: my mummy said I'm Igbo,my dad said I'm Yoruba but I think I'm hausa.
Judge 1: ( looking more confus•ed) How old are you???.
Me : I'm a child Sir.
Judge 1: Pardon your age???
Me: I don't know oh. My mum said she can't give birth to someone like me. So I'm waiting for my real mother to tell me my age .
Judge 1: (Looking so frus•trated) So what have you come to do tonight???
Me : Nothing
Judges: (all in unison) what do you mean nothing???
Me: Alot of people say nothing is impossible so I came here to do nothing .
Everybody start cheering and clapping,the judges where all amazed.
All judges: Wow incredible kid .
Judge 2: So apart from nothing what else can you do???
Me: I can repair shoe that have cu•t, I can also repair phone and torchlight.( This judges go t!re today) .
Judge 3: What makes you feel you can repair all this things ???
Me: because the last time I repaired phone for my neighbors he called the po•lice for me.
Judge 3 : you mean the co•ps??? Why???
Me: Yeah because I can repair phone very well,he now call po•lice to detain me so that they can retain and maintain my talent for me to attain bigger and not to abstain from being the best phone repairer.
( The crowd started cheering again in excitement).
All judges: wow wow wow ( They all gave me a standing ovation)
Judge 4: Nice lines,I noticed you have a way around words bravo!.
Judge 3: Are you a comedian???
Me: No I'm a talkertainer ,I entertain.
Judge 2: Incredible!!! What's is your last word for tonight???
Me: My last word to the world???
Judge 2: Yes yes let's here it!.
Me: LET THE POOR BREATH
DON'T SUFFO•CATE THEM!!
All This Oyibo people self 🤣🤣

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