04/05/2024
ÑBIKE MAN: Where are you
going to?
PR******TE: I'm going to the
mortuary.
BIKE MAN: Sorry it's late, I can't
drop you
there except you pay me 3000
naira.
PR******TE: No problem,
when we get
there, you'll be paid.
When they got to the mortuary,
the
pr******te said, "Wait here a
second, let me
go get you the money."
When the man waited for an
hour without
seeing the pr******te, he
decided to go in
search of her. He pushed open
the gate of
the mortuary a little bit, took
some steps in,
before noticing someone, who
appeared to
be the mortuary attendant,
lounging
around:
ATTENDANT: How can I help you
sir?
BIKE MAN: I gave a lady a ride to
this place,
she asked me to wait for her to
go inside
and get the money for the ride,
but didn't
come back.
ATTENDANT: No one entered
here! So I
don't know what you are talking
about.
The bike man insisted and
decided to stay
and wait for the lady. The
attendant
thought for a while and asked
him to follow
him into the mortuary room.
When they got
there:
ATTENDANT: (He picks up a
stick beside
him, and points it towards the
bodies) If
you know you entered a bike
and didn't
pay, quickly raise up your hand
and bring it
out or else I will beat all of you
with this
stick!
Quickly, one of the dead bodies
raised up
her hand and threw the money
at the bike
rider.
If you were the bike man, what
will you do?🙄🤣🤣🤣
MemeMemes nation1