24/07/2024
BEST JOkES🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
1 We are complaining that everything in Nigeria 🇳🇬 is reducing but cond0m has been reduced from 4 to 3 I never hear complain 😡
2. If you have approached more than 10 girls and none of them accepted you 🙃. My brother "Womanizer" is not your calling😏, try evangelism 😂😂😂.
3. You don't have a car and you are saying "We move". If i slap you eehn 😏, you will change it to "we trek"🚶🚶🙄😂😂.
4 since I borrowed MTN #500 since last month,they keep sending me message like
“Recharge” with 200 and dial *517*0 # and win five houses 🏘 in London
They think I don’t have sense😄😄😄😄
5. I nearly joined my an¢estors this morning. As i was zipping my trouser.
I mistakenly zip my input devices 😹😹😹.
6. He knows when your period ends but he doesn't know your birthday 🤷🤷. My sister is your boyfriend a medical doctor 😏😏😂😂.
7 i can cook 👨🍳,I can cook 👩🍳,na so joy go put
Onga for pap🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😄
(7) He Bought Power Bank for N650 only, and he was very happy It was cheap until his Phone started charging the Power Bank.
😄😄😂☺️☺️🙃🙃🤣
8. That embarassing moment when you're sitting beside your crush in church then suddenly your younger brother came runing with 20naira in his hand. Brother...!!! Mum said I Should give you for offering.
😂😅😊😆😁
9. "A man who was tired of Life decided to comm!t sui¢!de..... under a Mango Tree. The son quickly ran to him and said, "Dad, I won $10 million in Lotto. I promise you that your Funeral would be a Big Celebration!!😘😍
The Dad said to him, F00lish Boy, Untie me quickly and Let's go and Celebrate my Resurrection!🧐🙂😇🤪
10. Everything🙃🙂😂😄😁 is changing, even pregnancy period varies this days, somebody will get married in April and give birth in August.☺️☺️
11. Daughter: Daddy, I want to go and collect my notebook from my classmate.
Father: My friend, Go and sit down! That's what your mother used 😇😀😀😅😃🤣to tell her father when she wanted to visit me.😃
