Augustine Ezinwa Arts

21/05/2024

🚨Transfer update:

✅Manchester United want to sign England striker Ollie Watkins from Aston Villa as the 28-year-old fits the profile of the player they are looking to recruit. (Talksport)

✅Arsenal are considering a £60m bid for RB Leipzig's 20-year-old Slovenia forward Benjamin Sesko. (Telegraph - subscription required)

✅Liverpool's 31-year-old Egypt forward Mohamed Salah and Brazil goalkeeper Alisson Becker, 31, are among the top targets for Saudi Pro League clubs this summer. (Guardian)

✅Erik ten Hag's chances of remaining Manchester United manager are rated at 50-50, with the 54-year-old Dutchman's future to be decided after the FA Cup final on 25 May. (Guardian)

✅Thomas Tuchel, who is on Manchester United's shortlist of potential replacements for Ten Hag, is in talks to stay at Bayern Munich, having been set to leave at the end of the season. (Times - subscription required)

✅Paris St-Germain are considering a move for Crystal Palace's 26-year-old French striker Jean-Philippe Mateta. (Sun)

✅Chelsea have prepared a fresh bid for Palmeiras winger Willian Estevao after agreeing terms with the 17-year-old Brazil youth international last week. (Fabrizio Romano)

✅Despite qualifying for the Champions League Aston Villa will have to sell at least one player for a significant fee this summer to comply with Premier League Profit and Sustainability Rules. (Sun)

✅Chelsea will earn a £5m bonus under the terms of Eden Hazard's 2019 transfer to Real Madrid after the Spanish side reached the Champions League final - despite the 33-year-old former Belgium forward retiring seven months ago. (Telegraph - subscription required)

✅Manchester United are interested in signing 21-year-old English defender Jarrad Branthwaite and Belgian midfielder Amadou Onana, 22, from Everton. (Manchester Evening News)

✅Scotland striker Che Adams, 27, is in talks with Wolves over a free transfer when his Southampton contract expires at the end of the season. (Football Transfers)

✅AC Milan

17/05/2024

9 DIFFERENT TYPES OF S*X IN MARRIAGE!!!!!

1. RECONCILIATION S*X:- S*x is a most potent weapon for diluting and difusing misunderstanding in Marriage. If you don't use S*X to settle some stubborn crisis, then you are missing out and not maximising it. In addition when you both settle a misunderstanding, the person at fault could initiate s*x as a way to make up to the other who was on the receiving side of the conflict.

2. HEALING S*X:- There are some sicknesses and diseases that are cured by good S*x I mean very good S*x. Healing s*x is gentle, it is full of grace and elegance. You don't rush it. Mbanu. You do it softly and it hits the bull's eye. Please Husbands, don't throw your weight on her if it's for healing, let the bed carry your weight 100%.

3. PUNISHMENT S*X:- When I counsel couples, are times I hear spouses say "Since he did that, I decided to punish him by depriving him of s*x", or "since she refused me, I decided not to touch her again". That is as senseless as saying "since my child failed a Test, I punished him by withdrew him from school". It's foolishness. The wise thing to do is to give your spouse more s*x as punishment rather than depriving him or her. When your husband or wife misbehaves, correct them using s*x. That is the best punishment. Not slapping or fighting or public disgrace. Punishment s*x is very hot. 😷

4. MEMORABLE S*X:- This is a very special kind of s*x that you organise and plan for. Every couple must be doing this once in a while. Honeymoons should be organised at least once is a quarter (once in 3 months). If you have means, do it once a month. You book a hotel for say 3-7 days and retreat to help build your marriage. A kind of Intimacy Retreat. You mustn't go to hotel if you can't afford it. Just send the kids somewhere and make it memorable. Light Candles around and on the blue or green bulb. Use good perfume and the Angels will bear you witness.

5. QUICK SURPRISED S*X:- This is a s*x that married couples should do oft

14/05/2024

What is exactly 6,7,8,9,5,2🥰🥰🥰🥰
Who cares to tell us😇😇

14/05/2024

🚨AMAZING FOOTBALL FACTS🚨

1.Germany lost the most World Cup finals in football history (4 times)

2.Juventus lost the most UCL finals in football history (7 times)

3.Cristiano Ronaldo is the only player in history to win the Ballon d'or without winning a single trophy (2013)

4.Jorge Campos is a goalkeeper who sometimes plays as a striker. He scored 46 open play goals

5.Martin Palermo missed 3 penalties in a single match...his team later lost 3-0 at full-time (1999)

6.Sinsa Mihajlovic scored 3 freekicks in a single match for Lazio (1999)

7.Gerardo Bedoya received 46 red cards in his career...Sergio Ramos received 27

8.Mark Hughes played 2 different matches in 1 day. After playing for Wales in Euros🏆qualifier, he flew to Germany to play for Bayern in DFB cup🏆 (1987)

9.Sebastian Adreu holds the record for playing for 32 different clubs😳

10.Ibrahimovic scored a bicycle kick from over 30 yards (longest bicycle kick)

11.Jone Samuelsen scored a header from over 60 yards😲 (longest header)

12.Ibrahimovic scored on his UCL debut, Eredivisie debut, La Liga debut, Serie A debut, Ligue 1 debut, EPL debut, MLS debut & his competitive Sweden debut...INSANE😮

13.In 2000, a referee blew the starting whistle...a player named "Lee Todd" exlaimed "F*¢k me, that was loud"...Boom, the ref didn't appreciate it
Instant Red Card🟥

14.In 2013, Serge Djiehoua was brought in as a substitute...he played 3 seconds, made a foul & received Red Card🟥 immediately.
He smiled as he was took off
That was his first & last game for the club

15. In 2016, a goalkeeper named Alireza Beirenvand broke the record for the longest throw in a competitive match.
He threw the ball with his hands. It travelled 61 metres⚡

16. Penalty shootout was introduced in 1970

17. Offside was introduced in 1863

18. In 2012 Messi scored 91 goals that lead to Zero trophy,( for me this is impossible)

14/05/2024

Imagine riding on this AI Machine 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Give this bike a name!!

14/05/2024

An 18yrs old boy stole a phone from a neighbor that was valued at #50,000 the boy was arrested by the police & his poor parents were asked to pay #250,000 to free him, the parents struggled & managed to raise the money for the police so as to bail out the boy, as they were driving home, the parents pleaded with their son, "never should you repeat this kind of nonsense young man, don't you see how much your b@d behaviour has cost us. The boy replied Daddy don't worry your #250,000 is here with me I stole it from the drawer when I was being released"

Now the question is if you were the parents
1) Will you return the boy to the police station?
2) Will you return the money to the cops?
3) Will you punish the boy?

HONEST RESPONSE PLEASE

BEST ANSWER GETS A GIFT
Let's gooooo !!!

14/05/2024

Thanks for being a top engager and making it on to my weekly engagement list! Jodhali George, Joseph Bassey, Mutalib Suleiman, Chuma Nzeogu, Ariff Amoo

06/05/2024

Can you recall this movie?
How many of you still remembers the name?

05/05/2024

No man will ever cheat on you if you can give this style.😅😅🤣
Men I hope I'm making sense here.
What do you think!🤪🤪🤪🤪😅😅🤣

05/05/2024

Manchester United are frontrunners to sign Crystal Palace and France Under-21s midfielder Michael Olise, 22. (ESPN)

Juventus are the leading the race to sign Manchester United and England forward Mason Greenwood, 22, who is on loan at Spanish club Getafe. (i Sport)

Barcelona manager Xavi has told the club he wants Manchester City and Portugal midfielder Bernardo Silva, 29, but Bayern Munich are also interested. (Sport - in Spanish)

Chelsea are considering a move for Poland goalkeeper Wojciech Szczesny, 34 - the former Arsenal goalkeeper who now plays for Juventus. (Tutto Juve - in Italian)

Chelsea have joined Newcastle in asking about the situation of former England youth international Tosin Adarabioyo, 26, who will leave Fulham as a free agent this summer. (Fabrizio Romano)

Manchester City were one of the teams who scouted Borussia Dortmund's Dutch full-back Ian Maatsen, 22, currently on loan from Chelsea, on Wednesday. (TBR Football)

Brazil forward Gabriel Jesus, 27, is prepared to fight for his place at Arsenal amid reports of a potential summer exit. (Sun)

Brighton manager Roberto de Zerbi remains on Bayern Munich's manager shortlist after Ralf Rangnick turned down the German club. (Bild - in German)

Leicester City are interested in signing Coventry City's English midfielder Callum O'Hare, 26. (Football Insider)

Celtic are among the teams keeping tabs on Aston Villa and Finland goalkeeper Viljami Sinisalo, 22, who has spent the past season on loan at Exeter City. (Sun)

Brighton, Fulham, West Ham and Benfica are monitoring Vitoria de Guimaraes and Portugal winger Jota Silva, who has a £17m release clause. (Rudy Galetti)

Aston Villa and Brazil centre-back Diego Carlos, 31, is one of AC Milan's top transfer targets. (Teamtalk)

Villa want to sign Leicester and Nigeria forward Kelechi Iheanacho, 27, as a back-up striker for England international Ollie Watkins, 28. (Football Insider)

Inter Miami have opened negotiations with 36-year-old Benfica and Argent

22/03/2024

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Amazing city of Strasbourg France

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What best captain for this epic pics🌹

23/06/2021

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