19/07/2024
1. Dating a slim guy is cool but not until u remove his clothes and discover that he is using belt to hold his boxer ππππππ
2. Avoid guys dat always turn off their cars in every small traffic, sister u will not get even one naira from that relationship ππππ€£π€£π€£
3. You can never know the real voice of a girl until she is being chased by a dogπππππ
4. You think say break-up between boyfriend and girlfriend na im dey pain pass? have u ever been separated from the person u are about to copy answer from in an examination hallπππΆπΆπΆ
5. I knew the economic state was worse wen I heard someone pricing NEPA BILL...
He was like βBros abeg how much for low currentβ???πππ€£π€£
7. U will never know u have kung-fu skills until cockroach run over ur bodyπ€£π€£π€£πΆββπΆββπΆββππ
8. Some guys can form sha. Carrying laptop bag with ludo inside...Bros u are doing ur sefππππ€£π€£ππ
9. Those who dress smartly and smell fine but wear wristwatch
that isnβt working are among the problem we face in Nigeria πππΆπΆπΆ
10. Is better u keep silent, because anything u say will be used against u in the court of law βmove itβ
Thatβs the only English Nigerian police can speak fluently πππππ
11. My fΒ£ar for aboki w££d increased wen my friend sold his television to buy the remote π€£π€£πππππ
12. No one is as humble as a customer coming to buy on credit, he will be likeβgive me the fresh pepper for hand, save ur nylonβπππ€£π€£ππ
13. Dear guy if u are sitting next to a beautiful girl in a taxi and she starts smiling at u, donβt smile back, I repeat donβt smile back until she pays her taxi fare ππ
14. You are trying to go without liking or sharingπππ
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