06/12/2024
U MUST LAUGH ๐ซต๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐ซด
1. Tramadol can make u stare at ur father for like 50mins and be like have we met before๐คฃ
2. Becos ur mother counted the meat in the pot, u now use ur mouth to slim fit it abi, Don't worry 5bedroom flat the wait for u inside hยฃll
fire๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ
3. On ma wedding day if u hear ur name come and collect rice the rest will tell me who invited them, I h@te rubbish๐๐โบ๏ธ๐๐โบ๏ธ๐โบ๏ธ๐
4. Slim girls still wearing bra, hmm wat are u trying to hide ur heart or ur feelings. No slim girl should !nsult me oo am not feeling fine๐คฃ
5. You will not believe w!tchยขraft is real until when
u enter the exam hall to find out the pen u put in ur pocket is no were to be found, Chai village people๐๐๐๐๐๐
6. When they are planning to date ur sister, they will start calling u senior man๐๐๐๐
7. You might be ugly but believe me, if u have a good character and a good heart. u are still ugly my dear๐๐๐๐๐
8. When a guy wants to break up with his gf by all means, he will be like "I told u i love my food h0t and u didn't warm my ice cream u
dont care about me, it is over๐๐๐๐
9. Am talking to u and u are busy breathing, you dont respect me it is over๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค
10. Nawa ooo, the way girls smoke this days, i hope they dont give birth to firewood๐๐๐
11. I don't know y ma d!ck is rising, i think it needs fresh air๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
12. I have heard ur sorrow, i have seen ur voice crying to God to take ur life, dont worry just climb 6 story building jump down then see the magic u will come back and tank me i swear
13. Girl u are the sugar in my tea, cockroach in my coarbord. My sister run as fast as ur leg can carry u becos na dem๐๐๐
14. Why do Yoruba babies always cry while being breastfed? Does it mean the brea$t milk also contains Cameroon pepper? Hmmm, Just wondering!๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
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