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✍🀣🀣MY PRANK GONE WRONG🀣🀣✍
I Entered a bus from edo to kwara. After some minutes, I decided to scared all the passengers.πŸšŒπŸ‘»
So i brought out my phone and started making a call πŸ—£οΈ"Hello boss, have been pressing the button since but the bomb isn't exploding am I to press the blue button or press the red one?πŸ™„
Okay, the red one, I'll do that now''😊

Come and see reactions.πŸ‘€

πŸ§”Igbo man (picks his phone to make a call) πŸ—£οΈ''Hello Chukudi, run now to apapa and wait for my container. It's like i will die today but make sure you collect my money from emekaπŸ’΄πŸ˜‘
πŸ‘©Yoruba womanπŸ—£οΈ: ''Drive wΓ©rΓ©(mad driver), So u can't stop for somebody to come down abi? Oloshi ni eeeh (You must an unfΓΈrtunate being)🧐
I was just laughing until the Hausa man in the bus came to me and said πŸ—£οΈ: '' Hey bro, that time you were on call, where were you asked to press, so that the bomb will explode because have been pressing my own since and the thing never explode.πŸ˜’

I jumped out of the luxurious through window shouting πŸ—£οΈ"No be me you go kill"πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈπŸƒβ€β™‚οΈπŸ’¨
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Cutie πŸ₯°, fΓ΄llow me to read more daily πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡ Abi I no dey try
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17/06/2024

ENGLISH Vs PIDGIN
English: if Theo walk at night, Theo might get lost
Pidgin: If Theo waka for night, THEOPHILUS
English: It will take a while b4 Dan arrives
Pidgin: Dangote
English:Jason started it
Pidgin: Na JASON STATHAM
English: It's Ramsey dat knows her
Pidgin: Na RAMSEY NOAH
English: Are u videoing it?
Pidgin: u DAVIDO am
English: Olamide is bad
Pidgin: OLAMIDE BAD OOOO
English: How did u know
Pidgin: how u TEKNO
English: He might know
Pidgin: He Phyno
English: I thought he is a girl...but he's a boy
Pidgin: I think say na girl....BURNA BOY
English:The song belongs to Sam
Pidgin: Na Samsung
English: It's David dat baked it
Pidgin: Na DAVID BECKHAM
English: Selena will fart
Pidgin: SELENA GOMEZ
English: Their belly
Pidgin: Dembele
English:John is weak
Pidgin: John wick
English: Roberto's car got lost
Pidign: ROBERTO CARLOS
English: it wasn't me, it was Ruth
Pidign: No be me, NARUTO
English: I don't care
Pidign: I NOKIA
English: How did u know dat I told him to knock ur πŸ₯°
Pidign: How u TECNO say ITEL am make im NOKIA head
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17/06/2024

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This luxurious keke  napep was made by an igbo man....
07/05/2024

This luxurious keke napep was made by an igbo man....

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21/04/2024

1. Hāiry Thing

A little boy was in the bathroom with his mum. The boy asked, "What's that hāiry thing, mummy?" She replied, "That is my spΓΈnge." "Oh yes," said the boy, "The help has got one too. I've seen her wāshing dad's fāce with it."The mum fa!nted!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

2. My brother, feel free and wear your bΓΈxer for two weeks. Merlin wore one trouser from season 1 to season 5 but nothing happened to himπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

3. Ladies that use nākΔ“d hands
to carry hot pot.
My brother you better be cārefūl. Because, if they slāp you errrhh.
You will prefer thΕ«nder βš‘πŸ˜‚

4. Not Every Girl That Takes Toothpick Wants To Use It On Her Teeth, Some Normally Use It To Scratch Their 8 Months Old WeavonπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

5. A drunkard fΓ£lls from the 1st floor of a storey
building.
A nearby crowd rΕ«shes to help him:
Crowd: What happened?

Drunkard: I don't know ooo. I also just arrivedπŸ˜‚

5. I Remember Those Days When People Comm!t Su!cide Just Because Of Br0ken Heart. Nowadays They Just DelΔ“te Your NΕ«mber πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

6. Girls are like an internet v!rus: they enter your life, scān your pockets, transfer mΓΈney, edit your mind, download their prΓΈblems and DelΔ“te your smile...πŸ˜‚Not all sha πŸ˜‹

7. The moment you are strΕ«ggling for food at a wedding and mistakΔ“nly discΓΈnnect the speaker wire with your legπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

8. Some men will wear one bΓΈxer for five days and will clean a chair before sitting down.some will even lay a handkerchief before they sit on itπŸ˜• Who are you deciev!ng my brotherπŸ˜‚

9. Ladies are w!cked. They will lay on your chest and ask, "Honey have you ever chΔ“ated on me?" ...then wait for your heart to bēāt fast.πŸ˜‚πŸ™†β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜

10. That moment when you are in a family gathering, and that stubb0rn child took your wallet without your notice, she opened it and brought out a sachet of cond0m in the presence of everybody, she went straight to your father and told him "Daddy please open this chocolate for meπŸ˜‚πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈ

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