21/04/2024
1. HΔiry Thing
A little boy was in the bathroom with his mum. The boy asked, "What's that hΔiry thing, mummy?" She replied, "That is my spΓΈnge." "Oh yes," said the boy, "The help has got one too. I've seen her wΔshing dad's fΔce with it."The mum fa!nted!ππ
2. My brother, feel free and wear your bΓΈxer for two weeks. Merlin wore one trouser from season 1 to season 5 but nothing happened to himππ
3. Ladies that use nΔkΔd hands
to carry hot pot.
My brother you better be cΔrefΕ«l. Because, if they slΔp you errrhh.
You will prefer thΕ«nder β‘π
4. Not Every Girl That Takes Toothpick Wants To Use It On Her Teeth, Some Normally Use It To Scratch Their 8 Months Old Weavonππ
5. A drunkard fΓ£lls from the 1st floor of a storey
building.
A nearby crowd rΕ«shes to help him:
Crowd: What happened?
Drunkard: I don't know ooo. I also just arrivedπ
5. I Remember Those Days When People Comm!t Su!cide Just Because Of Br0ken Heart. Nowadays They Just DelΔte Your NΕ«mber ππ
6. Girls are like an internet v!rus: they enter your life, scΔn your pockets, transfer mΓΈney, edit your mind, download their prΓΈblems and DelΔte your smile...πNot all sha π
7. The moment you are strΕ«ggling for food at a wedding and mistakΔnly discΓΈnnect the speaker wire with your legππ
8. Some men will wear one bΓΈxer for five days and will clean a chair before sitting down.some will even lay a handkerchief before they sit on itπ Who are you deciev!ng my brotherπ
9. Ladies are w!cked. They will lay on your chest and ask, "Honey have you ever chΔated on me?" ...then wait for your heart to bΔΔt fast.ππββοΈπ
10. That moment when you are in a family gathering, and that stubb0rn child took your wallet without your notice, she opened it and brought out a sachet of cond0m in the presence of everybody, she went straight to your father and told him "Daddy please open this chocolate for meππββοΈ
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