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27/12/2024

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25/12/2024

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20/12/2024

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12/12/2024

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10/12/2024

(1)My girlfriend is not rømantic at all,l throw her pillow,for her to do the same way l did,she wīpe me USB,cable for neck😂😂

(2)Guys the best way to propose to a girl,take her in a boat to the middle of the river and say"marry me or leave my boat,thank me later😂😂😂😂

(3)Facebook is another level of wītchcraft how can you be feeling sick with 78 friends pls be cāreful,😂😂😂

(4)I went to a wedding and immediately l arrive they serve me rice,hey my opponent don pour the rice when he was greeting the groom,is now l believe that villāge people are reāl😂😂😂😂

(5)YOu get mind wear okirika travel abroad,what if the owner sees you there,😦yeh who stone me pānt😂😂😂

(6)I saw my class mate roasting corn by the road side,as soon as he saw me he ran away, l only wanted to tell him l supply charcoal😂😂😂

(7)My father sent me a friend request on Facebook,l mistakenly accepted hey😦,my post now is children of God shout hallelujah,no be jūjū be dat😂😂😂😂

(8)On the day of judgment thousands of Angel will be beside the hēll to separate f!ght between Yah00 boys and white men,😂😂😂

(9)Don't be ashāmed if you fart while urinating...bros there's no rain without thūnder...😂😂😂😂

(10)Dear thūnder take care of those people planning to scroll without commenting or liking may them eat without control...shay you gerit if you don't gerit forget about it tank you.....😂😂😂😂lemme come and be 🏃🏃🏃🏃 Divi Wonder1

What No made u laugh 🤣Divi Wonder1

09/12/2024

Me Di**le 😀 and you?

09/12/2024

LAUGH ABEG 🤣🤣🤣

1. You súçked your mom's brêāst for 2 years and you haven't done anything tangíble for her. But You súçk your girlfrieñd's brêāst for 3 months and you bought her iPhone 11 PRO Bro, close your eyes let's pray, señsë is far from you.😂😂😂😂

2. After taking Tramādøl 600mg and Actíon bíttêrs. Then phone rings...
girlfriend: Baby, I can't make it today
Boyfriend: You will never make it in life ode!😂😂😂

3. If you want to toãst a babe abeg go straight to the point, which one is "How is mummy and daddy"? Dem Don Chop? Your Siblings Nko?
E concern you??🤦‍♂💔🚶🏻‍♂🚶🏻‍♂🚶🏻‍♂

4. IMAGINE YOU BRÊÂK A LADY'S HÉART. BOOM... YOUR FATHER MÊNDS IT AND SHE BECOMES YOUR STEP MUM💔🤦‍♂🙆‍♂😭😭

5. I do joke a lot, but now am serious. Is there anybody with a bag of garri, i want to exchange with my TV. Abeg o.🥺🥺🥺

6. Baby if am dāting you , I’m dāting only you. The other girls you see or hear about
are the ones dāting me" Akuko Uwa!!…..😂😂

7. Some Relatíonship Are Like Corønavírus, Everyday There Must Be A New Cases😂😂😂

8. Been a Guy is not easy ooohhhh, you will wake up in the morning and wait for the thing🙈 to calm down before going out🙈😄😄😄

9. I heard that most of you girls that claim that you are TAKEN are actually TAKEN for GRANTÊD
Some Men are WÏÇKÉD✍✍🙄🚶🏿‍♂️🚶🏿‍♂️

10. WHAT DEPARTMENT ARE YOU IN 😂👌💛👌
- Postology
- Commentology
- Likeology
- Readerology
- Wakaology
- Stickerology
- Lamentology , copiology
?🤔?

11. When I am mâd at bae, I even dëlête her from my Bluetooth paired devices.
Chaiiii 💔💔🚶‍♂️

12. The reason why women will never be the ones who propöse is that as soon as they get on their knees, man starts únzippíng😁😁😏

13. No matter how relaxed you fēel in your relātionship, never visit your partner unexpeçtedly, I was introduced as a tailor today😥😥

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08/12/2024

🤣😂😂😂😁😀😂🤣😊😁😂
1. 6 years in primary school
6 years in secondary school
5 years in university
1 year at law school
2 years or more on strike, protest and co for some of my people...
1 year of youth service & u will luckily get a job of 100,000
While somebody will just be going live online" n be making millions and his friend will join and be making millions as well.
And you think say the person that introduced education will make heaven...😏
I will be waiting for him at the gate of heaven...
That one that introduced "examination" should not bother coming near heaven...😬
Cheybi u see that one that invented mathematics.. hmm make i no talk again😡.
😂😂😂

2. You Call Your Boyfriend HONEY And Now You're Complaining other Girls Are Disturbing Him...😏
Who Doesn't Like SWEET Things??😋😋

3. Difference between American teaching you how to drive and Nigerian doing same:

American: Move the steering slowly, press brake, move slowly.

Nigerian: Oya Come, Come.. "Oya Cut Your Hand , I say Cut Your Hand.
CUT IT FULL...Idiot😬 see trailer coming ooo..You'll just die like fowl.😁😂

4. Imagine I commented *"you look so beautiful my love"* on my girlfriend's picture and she replys *"thanks bro"*😧😢

5. U will buy coil to kill Nigerian mosquitoes & they will smoke it like sh**ha, then com to ur ears and be singing "wetin u gain".😜😁

6. We are slowly losing our culture in Africa, I just saw a guy washing his hands after eating instead of rubbing the oil on his head.😄🤧😢

7. The way I'm broke ehn,
I'm thinking of asking my family to give me the money they will use to bury me. If I die I will know what to do.😅😄

8. So you intentionally don't put chair in your room so when ever any lady come to visit she will never have any option than to sit on your bed.😏Welldone "minister of strategic planning and bedmatic affair", God go catch u one day.😂
Manage this one, am tired😫.😂😂😂😍😍😍
Still
Show me some love someone should follow me 🙏 Divi Wonder1Divi Wonder1

08/12/2024

Laugh out loud 😂😀😀😀😀😀
1. Girls will wear pant and bra in public
swimming pool but they will quickly cover their
body with wrapper when you want to enter
their room
Nonsense😀😀😀😂
2. I helped one lady to carry a 20litre jerrican
full of water up to 4th Floor, She was like
"thanks alot, just put it down there at the door,
my boyfriend is inside he will come and carry it
inside"
I carried it back downstairs...
i don't tolerate Nonsense!!😂😂😂😂
3. Because they call you phone engineer you
are now wearing helmet to repair phone
What's your aim oga??😀😂😂😂😂
4. While your mother is praying that you should
have a long life, you're in your boyfriend's
house shouting ''Ooohh yes!!! baby kill me''
My sister you are wasting your mother's
prayers.😂😂😂😂
5. A n***a will spend hours in the gym just to
build up muscle like a wrestler. Then one
skinny girl will push him on the bed with just
one finger and he will fall and be smiling like a
fool😂😂😂😁😁😀
6. If a girl is staring at you there are only 2
possibilities...
She is interested
In you!
Or
She is farting slowly....😁😁😂😂😂😂
7. One Kiss On Her Neck & She's breathing Like
a hair dryer
Women are dramatic😀😀😀😂😂
8. **Turn to ur neighbour and say*
*NEIGHBOUR* .....
*Shout it loud* *NEIGHBOUR.....*
*Shout it louder* *NEIGHBOUR.....*
*next month I must buy*
*knockout**😂😂😂😁😁😁
9. Who else noticed this? Yoruba people shout
on phone, Igbo people lie on phone, while
Hausa people always call the wrong numbER.😀😀😂😂😁😁
10.after readin dis jokes, ur pocket sha neva dry
nd also u sha see the end of 2024 wit ur family nd loved
ones in the name of God🙏🙏🙏🙏
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28/11/2024

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27/11/2024

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21/11/2024

Tomarket daily Combo November 21

20/11/2024

Tomarket daily Combo

20/11/2024

Hala Madrid 🥰

U don hear 👂

Vini Jr with his DNA certificate confirming his ancestors are from Cameroon 🇨🇲.

17/11/2024

Good morning everyone 🥰

Happy Sunday 😘

17/11/2024

Go claim your T pain 😂

17/11/2024

17/11/2024

How many of us are confused about tomarket app?😘 Like they started second phrase or something else? Because I don't get 😘