Metro GANG

23/02/2024

UPDATE: “You can now buy a bag of rice for 10,000 with your NIN” - Custom says

Note: these are rice customs seized from people.

23/02/2024

😅😅 ゚viral

23/02/2024

Me enjoying my 10 years Single Anniversary 😏I hope to spend it next year

23/02/2024

Who can relate

23/02/2024

22/02/2024

21/02/2024

Wahala 🤣🤣.
"Why are you giving me just $1? As I'm performing, it's only $1 you want to give me 😅. Take your dollar back." — Nigerian singer Tems, got very annoyed with a fan who gave her $1 while she was performing in the US 👀

While Tems was performing on stage, a fan gave her $1, and she wasn't happy with the amount. She took the money, opened it, and saw it was just a dollar. She then stopped her performance just to call the fan to come and collect his money 😅. "You're giving me $1? One dollar?" the singer shouted before returning the money. Many who have seen the video were not happy with Tems' reaction, wishing she had happily accepted the money and avoided the drama.

21/02/2024

Amen

21/02/2024

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Bolaji Usman, Vincent Simeipiri Abbey, Ifeoluwa Anuoluwapo Dahunsi, Nzube Augustine Obi, Abduljeleel Issa, Olowoyo Oluwa Fisayomi, Lame Motshidisi, Susan Airedo, Romeo Lokossou, Precious Obi, Shamsuddeen Abdullahi, Mhiz Faith Presh, Jojomijo Kelvin, Mona Liza, Meshach Abel, Mills Snr, MD Abba Jilbe, Bella Chidinma, Haardeeygboye Haarppyness, Kobby P*e, Harinath M, Joy Iove, Favour Jeremiah, Izuwa Destiny, Odinaka Purity, Pretty Ella, Ikechukwu Favour, Ameerah Arjun

19/02/2024

😂😂😂🙆🙆🙆😂😂😂
I remember my 1st WAEC. We were writing English. I shaded the ones I knew and was waiting for MANNA to fall when I noticed a very beautiful girl sitting beside me. She was shading and was not looking up. Thought the help of my long neck, I peeped and checked her work, she was already in no 65. I was still in 30 and time was almost out. I quickly thanked God and started shading along with her until we got to no 98 together. Suddenly, she looked up, caught me and shouted in a law voice. "What are it?, Why is you shadeding me?, COPYS! COPYS! You is not shaming! As big as you dey! You is a dulls boy! You are a disgrace your manhood!
So I shout, "Hey!!! Hey!!! Hey!!! I am finished! I don't die 2day! 5 minutes more? Abeg who get Eraser!
Somebody Help!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

As you have laughed, Laughter will never cease from your life thought-out this year ❤🙏😍

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18/02/2024

⚔️ Don't go down😒
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As you have taken your time to screw down❣️💛
👑💎God will bless you and your family
👑💎 You will never lack
👑💎You will live and not die
👑💎God will bless you with your dream car💋💗
👑💎God will bless your marriage
👑💎God will give you your dream job☺️👌

17/02/2024

Good morning ☀️

16/02/2024

16/02/2024

Take pride in your self STAND STRONG

16/02/2024

Boyz in the hood pray for us ooo amen

16/02/2024

And they go still say wrestling na fake 🤥

16/02/2024

I learn that if you laugh at someone condition it will surely happened to you let gather here and laugh at DANGOTE
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15/02/2024

A lady slept with her Ex few weeks before she got married.

She later confessed to her husband and he forgave her.
9-10 months later, she gave birth.

Her ex claimed that the baby looked like him and demanded for a DNA test.
The husband thought he was crázy & agreed to run the DNA test also to shame the ex but only if the ex would agree to bear all expenses.

Petty young man paid for everything including traveling and lodging expenses for sample collection.
The result came out.

Probability of Paternity of Index A:0%.
Probability of Paternity of Index B:0%.

For those of you who don’t understand English and mathematics, it means that the child does not belong to any of them.
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15/02/2024

Good morning 🌄🌄🌄🌄 how was your night 😗😗🌉🌉

14/02/2024

You wishes and dreams will come true amen 🙏🥺🙏

14/02/2024

Some quotes for you 💕💕

13/02/2024

WHAT DOES A WOMAN WANT?

Chapter 1.

After many years of struggle through the university, Luis later graduated with a very good grade. It was indeed a day of joy. All he ever desired came to pass. But there were still pains in his heart. He tried all his best to forget the pains which were caused as a result of his mom's death. But, the harder he tried, the deeper the pains got. In as much she (Luis mom) died few years back, it was just like yesterday to him.

Luis was the only child of his parents. He lost his dad when he was still in his mother's womb.

The pains of losing the husband she married for barely two years was not easy for Mrs Mungwa, Luis mom.
She was an orphan who had no one to look up to.
The days of her life after losing her parents were full of pains and miseries.
In as much as she was an orphan that passed through many challenges in order to survive, she was very beautiful. Much compared to the beautiful maidens of the community who were from wealthy families.

As a result of her poor lineage, and as she had no one to look up to, many young men of the community wanted to use grab that opportunity as a means of advantage of her.
They knew that even if they force their ways through her and she reports to the leader of the community, no one will believe her. They knew she had no other family that can stand for her and defend her even if the need arises. But they knew their families had the money to bribe Ucher, who was assigned as the chief judge and the spoken oracle of the community.

Ucher was assigned as the chief Judge of the community but he never judged any case in a free and fair manner.
Non of the elders in the community cautioned nor bothered to replace him with another noble man. They were the people bribing him to divert any case in their family's favor, each time any of their family member goes against the law of the land.

As a result of the corruption, those who were from poor family backgrounds were never given the justice even when