Media wizard

15/06/2024

While Florida was taking her bath in the bathroom, Someone secretely sneaked into her room and înjected ãcid into her body cream.
Few minutes later, Florida exit the bathroom. The moment she entered her room, she sensed little changes in her room but she couldn't find out what exactly the thing was.

"Did someone entered this place just now or I was the one that scattered this place like this?" she found herself asking

She quickly locked the door. she lōōsed her towel tucked around her chest to clean her wet body. She glanced at the mirror and she made a soft smile at herself admiringly

"Omo this girl fine, she get sense, see my brēåst nah, see my yansh too nah. See my tiny waist, Ah omo, I complete dìē" she was admiring herself, flaunting her body at the mirror hung against the wall before her phone's ringing tone interupted her. She checked the caller, it was the event manager

"Hello my manager" she said
"Miss Florida, everyone have been waiting for you here, the event had started already please" the caller said
"I'm on my way right away. I will be right there" Florida responded

Florida was well known as a fashionista and a face model, Actress, and a dancer too. She had been the latest and the most trendy fast rising upcoming model that the internet had been speaking about lately.

Florida quickly rubbed her body with the cream, she applied some face cosmetic to bring out the beauty in her. She Put on her elegant wears and made her way out.
When she got to the show. Her presence created some excitement on everyone's face.
The show had started and the atmosphere was already Roxy and fun. The whole crowd had been enjoying the performance from the MC (master of ceremony)
When Florida was summoned on stage. She majestically walked to the stage with a cat-walks. Everyone kept screaming her name FLORIDA... FLORIDA... FLORIDA
She started her performance and all of a sūddēn, her skin started pēēling. She started feeling some sharp pain in her skin.👉 DDiginstores

15/06/2024

Thanks for being a top engager and making it on to my weekly engagement list! Adeleye Daniel Ayo

11/06/2024

Everything is set, na good woman ❤ remain now. 😍❤

11/06/2024

The. Monday 6:13 Wedding was going on smoothly until offering time,when the side chick dropped the baby she had for the groom in the offering basket.ur opinion

09/06/2024

Good morning sir, pls hide my identity
I am married for 3 years and have no kid yet,and have tried different hospitals and herbs still nothing like pregnancy,so anytime my husband and I have issue he always use it to m0ck me that I have done bad things in the past that's why am not getting pregnant. His family tried for me at the beginning of our marriage but now they have left me to it, it's only my parents that are helping me to find solutions to get pregnant. My hubby has stopped giving me feeding money, he doesn't buy me things, at times he will come home late claming there is no child he want to come meet at home. So two weeks ago,he came home late at night and drunkk, I was asking where he was coming from he said same statement that I can't ask him because there is no child he want to come meet at home,I was an*gry , we began to exchange words and he dragged me out of the house,and locked his door. I stayed 3days in my friend house before his mother took me back to his house.....wit all these happenings, am fed up and want to div0rce him. Pls I want to ask if it's the right decision because am just enduring the marriage , there is no happiness in it at all

03/06/2024

Disàster coming....Media wizard

03/06/2024

My wife is a CEO, she always hates me for being lazy and wants to divorce me. But she doesn't know that her success is bestowed by me.

"Dustin, here is the divorce agreement prepared by Ms. Nicholson, please sign it."
In the president's office of the Quine Group, Lyra Blaine, the secretary, placed a piece of paper on the table. A man sat opposite her, dressed in plain clothing.
"Divorce? What do you mean?"
"Your marriage with Ms. Nicholson is over. You're not even on the same level anymore. Your existence is nothing but a smear on our CEO's reputation!"
"A smear on her reputation?" Dustin frowned. "Is that what she thinks of me?"
Dahlia Nicholson and Dustin Rhys had been married for three years. After Dahlia's meteoric rise to success, she was about to abandon Dustin as a burden and filed for divorce. Unbeknownst to her, everything she had ever achieved was actually bestowed by him.
Back when they first got married, he was the one who helped them when they were at their rock bottom. Now that they became rich, Dahlia Nicholson was ready to kick him out.
With the sound of the door opening, a pair of enchanting high heels came into his view.
"You're finally here."
Dustin felt complicated when he saw the beautiful woman. They had been married for three years, during which they treated each other with care and respect. But this was how it ended. He still didn't know what he had done wrong.
"I'm sorry for being late, I was caught up with something else."
Dahlia Nicholson sat down. Her expression was as impassive as ever.
"You certainly are busy, if you need your secretary to help you deal with your divorce," Dustin said.
Hearing this, Dahlia frowned slightly. However, she did not explain herself. Instead, she said, "Since you're here, let's end it on a pleasant note. You can have the car, the house, and 8 million dollars as alimony. How does that sound?"
At that, she placed a card on the table.
"Do you really think our relationship can be measured by money?" Dustin asked

03/06/2024

Some of the old couples you see with very happy marriages started like this one day and now they are retired with kids abroad😂😂 wewe uko tu hapo na demand za dowry sijui ya millions ngapi, sijui unataka wedding na farasi za green, sijui akuwe na gari iko na turbo na ndevu sijui ziko na shape na wewe hauna kitu kwa mfuko😂😂 am not saying anything but all i know is, humble beginnings mean alot in marriages 😅😅

02/06/2024

🤣🤣🤣🤞🏼🤞🏼👌👌👌
A Woman Can Be Out Of Your League:

Sit down comrades! Let me break it down for you.

Usually when you are told a woman is out of your league, is when she is gorgeous, a 10/10 and it is believed that only monied men can date or marry her. Well, that's a woman with a price tag, not a woman out of your league.

A woman who is out of your league, is one who has built a life that comes with a lifestyle that you still dream of. Like you still earn 10 000 and she earns 100 000. You still travel with a bus, she flies business.

You drive a Toyota tazz, and she drives a GWagon. You still live in the backroom and she owns a house at the Eye Of Africa...

She is out of your league because she will have to downgrade her lifestyle to accommodate you. You and her are simply worlds apart. That's A Woman Out Of Your League.

Ofcourse! That gorgeous hun who receives R350 from government is not out of your league.

02/06/2024

THE S*X WORKER 👙
CHAPTER 4
THE BUS.

The bus was still moving as I didn't get my eyes off the dead co**se of the man being shot in the head, blood flowed around as everyone was trembling right where they were.

"So let me repeat myself just in case you didn't hear me, I want all men out of this bus now that's if you want to stay alive of course" one of the men said again.

"Please sir, we... We will get off the bus please," a male passenger cried.

"Alright then..... The door is opened" the man said as he opens the door of the moving bus.

Judging by how the bus accelerated speedingly it was certain that anyone who jumped out will sustain a severe injury or perhaps lose his life if he doesn't land well.

I saw two people holding each other's hand as they breath heavily, it was obvious they were a couple as they whispered words to themselves.

"We could get killed" the man whispered as he looks at her.

"We won't, I'll just go with you and then we jump together. You can't leave me here babe" the lady cried.

"I'm sorry..... But..." He stammered as she cut him short

" We have to try..... " The lady said.

The men inside the bus started jumping out as they landed in the nearby bush beside the express, I saw how some of them screamed the moment they landed. Some dislocated their legs while some landed directly with their faces as they were being pushed.

I cried as I watched this horrific scenes, the couple stood up and walked towards the door as the man sighted them both.

The lady was on low cut and trousers but you could tell she was a woman by lip gloss which wasn't wiped properly.

The man dragged both of them as he pushed them while pulling his trigger killing them both at the spot.

"Now that's what happens when you test my intelligence" he smirks.

The men were all thrown out of the bus as it was remaining the ladies, some had already cried their eyes out as they couldn't believe they had been kidnapped.

The bus was still moving when they sighted some polic

02/06/2024

Sometimes

02/06/2024

THE S*X WORKER 👙
CHAPTER 4
THE BUS.

The bus was still moving as I didn't get my eyes off the dead co**se of the man being shot in the head, blood flowed around as everyone was trembling right where they were.

"So let me repeat myself just in case you didn't hear me, I want all men out of this bus now that's if you want to stay alive of course" one of the men said again.

"Please sir, we... We will get off the bus please," a male passenger cried.

"Alright then..... The door is opened" the man said as he opens the door of the moving bus.

Judging by how the bus accelerated speedingly it was certain that anyone who jumped out will sustain a severe injury or perhaps lose his life if he doesn't land well.

I saw two people holding each other's hand as they breath heavily, it was obvious they were a couple as they whispered words to themselves.

"We could get killed" the man whispered as he looks at her.

"We won't, I'll just go with you and then we jump together. You can't leave me here babe" the lady cried.

"I'm sorry..... But..." He stammered as she cut him short

" We have to try..... " The lady said.

The men inside the bus started jumping out as they landed in the nearby bush beside the express, I saw how some of them screamed the moment they landed. Some dislocated their legs while some landed directly with their faces as they were being pushed.

I cried as I watched this horrific scenes, the couple stood up and walked towards the door as the man sighted them both.

The lady was on low cut and trousers but you could tell she was a woman by lip gloss which wasn't wiped properly.

The man dragged both of them as he pushed them while pulling his trigger killing them both at the spot.

"Now that's what happens when you test my intelligence" he smirks.

The men were all thrown out of the bus as it was remaining the ladies, some had already cried their eyes out as they couldn't believe they had been kidnapped.
The bus was still moving when they sighted some police

01/06/2024

Breaking.

“I married my wife 25 years ago. She came to the marriage with two boys from her previous marriage.

I really loved them and adopted the kids as my own children, since I'm not medically fit to have a child of my own we stayed together as one family with nobody ever knowing they aren’t my biological children.

We stayed peacefully in rented houses. I was working back then and made sure to take my adopted kids to the best of schools, their biological father never ever came to claim them or even offered them any support, I took it upon myself to support them as their father.

The boys were very bright in school and as I write this, one is now a doctor who got a full scholarship to finish his studies in an ivy league university in USA. He is back and already employed.

The second boy is a pilot with whom I used all my life savings to pay for his course expensive piloting school in South Africa, he is also back and employed too.

My happiness is that my boys are successful, they have bought big houses, and are living their best lives.

My problem is that my wife and my two boys have reunited with their biological dad and now living happily together as a family.

They seem to have abandoned me here, i can't even pay my rent anymore, I retired long ago, i have been moving from one relative to another for a place to sleep, they don't even pick my phone calls anymore.

Please what do I do now? my life is so miserable”

01/06/2024

I visited a pharmacy yesterday and told the pharmacist to give me a condom that am going to my girlfriend's place for dinner and I think I might get Lucky.!,

He gave me one and I paid for it, as I was about to leave, I turned and asked him for another one that my girlfriend's sister is very beautiful and curvy too, I told him she always crosses her legs in provocative manner every time she sees me, I think I may strike luck there too,

He gave me another one and I paid for it, as I was about leaving the pharmacy again, I turned back and said :

"Give me one more condom, my girlfriend's mum is still pretty cute. When she sees me, she always makes eye contact and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting me to make a move."

During Dinner, I sat with my girlfriend on the left, her sister on the right, and their mum facing me,

When my girlfriend's dad walked in, I lowered my head and started the dinner prayer, "Dear Lord bless this dinner and thank you for all you have given us...... 10 minutes after, am still praying........Lord I thank you for your kindness.....,

Another 10 minutes passed and am still praying, keeping my head down, very close to the table,
They all looked at each other surprised, my girlfriend was even more surprised than others, she gets close to me and whispers :

"I didn't know you're so religious"

I replied :
I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!.😳🙆🏾‍♂️😆
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31/05/2024

31/05/2024

I'm reading your minds 🤣

31/05/2024

In the heart of a small Nigerian village, there lived a young orphan named Kosi. Kosi's parents had passed away when she was just a baby, leaving her in the care of her elderly grandmother, Mama Adaku. Despite the hardships they faced, Mama Adaku instilled in Kosi a sense of resilience and hope.

Kosi had a special gift—the ability to see the spirits of her ancestors. They would visit her in dreams, whispering ancient wisdom and encouragement. One night, as the moon bathed the village in silver light, Kosi had a vision. An ancestor appeared—a tall, regal figure with eyes that held the secrets of centuries.

"Kosi," the spirit said, "within you burns a flame—a flame of courage and determination. It is the same flame that fueled our ancestors as they faced adversity. You must nurture this flame, for it will guide you."

Kosi woke up with renewed purpose. She decided to seek out the village elder, Chief Obi, known for his wisdom and kindness. She found him sitting under the ancient baobab tree, his white beard flowing like a river.

"Chief Obi," Kosi said, her voice trembling, "I am an orphan, and life feels like an endless struggle. But I had a vision—a spirit told me about a flame within me. How can I find it?"

Chief Obi smiled, his eyes crinkling at the corners. "Kosi," he said, "the flame within you is your resilience, your ability to rise from the ashes like a phoenix. It's the fire that refuses to be extinguished, no matter how strong the winds of despair blow."

He handed Kosi a small clay pot filled with glowing embers. "This is the Flame of Hope," he explained. "Carry it with you always. When darkness surrounds you, blow gently on these embers, and they will ignite into a powerful flame. Let it remind you that you are never truly alone."

Kosi clutched the pot to her chest. From that day on, she faced life's challenges with newfound determination. She studied hard, helped her grandmother tend to their small farm, and shared stories with other children in the

31/05/2024

E go shocked you 🤣😂

31/05/2024

😂🤣🤣 really 😂🤣

31/05/2024

Laugh jhoor 😂😅

1. I sent friend request to my neighbour. 7 minutes later, she came to my house and said :
"I accēpt. I agreē🤣🤣🤣

2. Bus drivers should støp this Nønsense of Moving when person never sit o😔
One girl nearly put her two brēãst in my mouth in the bus this morning....
I just manage kīss the ni**le twice 🤣🤣🤣🤣

3. So you mean, after feeding people for free on my wedding day, I go still dance for them ?😒😒🙄🙄🙄🙄

4. So if I get Married to a Vīrgin 🙄, Will I still be
the one to Teach Her how to Say, "Hmmm, Oh Yeah Baby, Hārder Hārder, Hmm🤦🏽‍♂️🙄
I don't think I have such time to Wāste 😒😏

I Go In Peace🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

5. My brother, Some ladies are sīngle but their private part is in seriøus relatiønships 😒🚶🙄🙄

6. When a guy is fully in love, he can apoløgise for things he didn't do. E.g. baby am sørry for the eārthquake in Pakistan 😂😂
🚶🏼‍♂️🚶🏼‍♂️🚶🏼‍♂️🚶🏼‍♂️🚶🏼‍♂️🚶🏼‍♂️🚶🏼‍♂️🚶🏼‍♂️🚶🏼‍♂️🚶🏼‍♂️🚶🏼‍♂️🚶🏼‍♂️🚶🏼‍♂️

7. Dāting ur neighbor isn't cool at all ....
You'll be receiving messages like "Baby what's wrøng...I saw your mum slāpping you"🤦🏽‍♀️😒😒

8. If your Relationship started from Facebøok, Whåtsāpp, Instāgrām. Then støp thinking about "brīde prīce."
Just send her parents "datā bundles."
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

9. If she visīts with a toøthbrush, she's sleēping over, if she visīts with a night gown, she's spending one week but if she visits with pānt, spønge, pād, detol....
My brother, go and borrøw money and būy food stuffs, you don marry be that.🙊🙆🙆🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️

10. Pastor : let's pray for 2mins 😕

4hrs later

Pastor : say my fada my fada 😢

Me : ur fada ur fada 😒🖐️😒🙄🙄🙄🙄

11. So nowadays women don't møan during s£x🍆💦coz they fear cālling names of more than 10 boyfriends 😅😅✌️✌️✌️

12.You are trying to go without reacting 🙄 heaven is far from you 😏🤦‍♂️

My name is sincerity am best at what I do
Please sh@re

Giveaway on my page very soon, kindly follow me up 👉 🙏 UcheUche

30/05/2024

A woman's s*x organ is dry but when a man touches it it gets wet.
Conclusion: Man refreshes a woman's life..
Man's s*x organ is soft.When a woman touches it, it gets hard.
Conclusion: Woman makes a man's life hard..

My wisdom has reached another Level.

Anyway Forever Love am just kidding..

30/05/2024

13 WAYS TO CORRECT YOUR HUSBAND WITHOUT HURTING HIS EGO

1: LOWER YOUR VOICE
Don't shout at him..He is not your child. Although sometimes he acts like a child but yes you can correct him in a minimum volume tone.

2: DO IT IN LOVE
Correction should be done in love. Remember your husband is a human too. He makes mistakes and so are you.

3a: NEVER EVER CRITICIZE YOUR HUSBAND IN PUBLIC OR INFRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS.
Stop criticizing him, especially infront of your friends or family, that is very degrading to men, rather correct in love, just whisper with a gently hug. Most will say it's constructive criticism. But girl, men have egos too.. there self esteem are easy to breakdown.
Correction is the act of offering better options.
Correction and criticism are never the same

3b: LETS CUT THE SAYING “WHATEVER MY WIFE SAYS”
Girl, YOU ARE NOT THE BOSS! And so does your husband.
Every decision should be talked and planned with the both of you.
If he said your cooking is a little salty, NEVER WALKED OUT OF THE TABLE…instead appologize and offer other options. Give him sugar instead. 😂 and impove your cooking by watching cooking videos on youtube.

4 PRAISE HIM FOR HIS ACCOMPLISHMENTS
If he puts the curtain rod straight or your wall decor in perfect angle, appreciate that.. you know how meticulous they are when it comes to putting wall decor. They really mean business when you request them to do that, with all the use of measuring tapes and torpedo level and rulers. An extra appreciation will make him love you more.

5 DON'T DO IT IN FRONT OF YOUR CHILDREN
Avoid correcting your husband in the presence of your children. Incessant correction of your husband infront of your children will make them disrespect him. Remember HE IS THE HEAD OF YOUR HOUSEHOLD.

6 DON'T CORRECT HIM IN PUBLIC
Avoid correcting your husband in public, it does not show you as a virtuous woman and will affect his self-esteem. If you do that in public, you will look like a mad dog without breeding.

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30/05/2024

HOW TO S£XUALLY TEASE YOUR SPOUSE

1. Wear no bra when with your husband. Him seeing your ni**les poking what you are wearing teases him

2. Grab her butt when she is cooking. That is an area only you are allowed to feel

3. Give your husband a lap dance. Entertain him

4. Dance s*xually for your wife, if possible, naked. She will get excited seeing your p***s jumping and even swelling

5. Make out and rub your spouse in the private areas while taking a shower together

6. Give your spouse a full body massage with a happy ending

7. Find that neglected spot your spouse loves being touched; such as the scalp (this is why some men love head massages at the barber shop) or cleaning of ears

8. Dress up for s*x. Have those outfits that are all about s*xual appeal

9. Send your spouse naughty text messages and voice notes

10. Video call your spouse and seduce him/her on the phone

11. Whisper to your spouse the kinky things you will do to him/her

12. "Accidentally" pour water on your t-shirt at home. Men get turned on by a woman wearing a wet t-shirt exposing the shape of her breasts

13. Wake your spouse up with rubs or licks

14. Make moaning sounds to your spouse's ear

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29/05/2024

"My wife went to the market to buy one or two things and left my 4 months old baby to the 22 years old house help.
The little baby started crying, the house girl has done everything to make him stop crying , but the boy kept crying, so the girl now brought out her bre@st to breastfeed the baby, and immediately the bre@st entered his mouth he stopped crying.

As the small boy was sucking the breast, I entered and saw it, I was so angry and afraid that he could contact disease from there. I shouted on the girl, but she told me that nothing was coming out of the bre@st but I didn't believe her, she asked me to test it and I decided to suck the bre@st too to confirm. As I was sucking her bre@st, my wife came in.
Upon all my explanations she refused to understand and it's now a big problem. What can I do to convince her it was an innocent sucking?
What can I do Now? Your Advise is needed Pls because there is fire on the mountain now.🙏"

29/05/2024

MY FIRST TIME TO HAVE S*X.

I entered a shop and bought a pack with three condoms, I looked at them curiously for a while wondering how on earth I could use them.

The Lady at the counter noticed my puzzlement and asked sincerely, ''Have you ever used a condom?

Do you know how to put it on?'' I blushed and said, "No!" The lady took one condom and opened it and wore it on her thumb as an example.

"This is how you put it. You have to make sure its tight!''

I was even more puzzled by this. I was just an innocent young man. She noticed how shy and confused I was.

"You must be a virgin," she said teasingly. "Have you ever had s*x?"... She asked.. l said, ''No!" Then she looked around the shop; there was no one but just the two of us.

She called me behind the counter, opened the door leading to the back rooms and invited me in. She quickly locked the door.

She told me to hurry up... "We don't have time!" She said. She pulled her short skirt up, her panty down, opened her legs and layed her back on a table. I was really shaking!

Then she told me to wear the condom on just like she had demonstrated to me. I did, and she pulled me close, and oh yes! there, I as right deep inside her wet sweet flesh. ......

But Oh My God no, in just two minutes inside it was just too much and I came, tsaaa tsaaa I WAS DONE!!

The lady felt it too, she felt the hot fluid inside her, and asks me, ''Did you put the condom on like I told you?" "Yes I did. Just like you showed me!" I replied.

She says, ''Lets see!" (I showed her) "Oh s**t!" she screamed. "You are supposed to wear it on your P***S not on your THUMB, you fool...!!!..That's how I became a dad. I am off to buy pampers😭"

The Moral Of The Story!

Out of ignorance, 99% of marriages were formed in this manner. No, proper counseling or education. And the bible says in the book of Hosea, "My people perish for lack of knowledge (Information)".

28/05/2024

ONLY LEGENDS CAN UNDERSTAND THIS.NOT INDOMIE GENERATION

28/05/2024

Some lodges, utapata hii type of bed...
Who knows the reasons, mine on the comment section!