01/10/2024
I called a married lady who was owing me money, but she didn't pick my calls.
I called 10 times more, still no answer. Knowing that her husband was not at home, I decided to send her this message:
"Hello madam, I'm not calling for the money. I just wanted to tell you that 2 girls were f!ghting over your husband in town today. It was a big f!ght and he was just there watching, until one of the girls managed to escape into his car and they drove off".
After some minutes, she called me but I ignored her. She kept calling and I found 21 missed calls from her and a message which read:
"Where was the f!ght?
Where did they go? Did you Notice those girls? Please tell me, I am falling apart."
I just read and didn't respond. She called again, 5 times and I didn't answer, then another message from her:
"I have your money, please can we meet, so you tell me more?"
Then i replied, "Okay, you can Send it through Mobile Money so that when I pass by the filling station to refuel, then I will pick you and drive you to one of the Girl's House because I know them."
After 2 mins, I checked my account balance, my money was fully paid.
I then switched off my phone and slept like a baby..... With this economy, you need to be sharp.
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