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21/11/2024

21/11/2024

When you smoke ajegunle loud

19/09/2024

Rocking on Rocky Rabbit



"5936779441" code

20/08/2024

Customer we run me fake transfer,
I don waybill empty carton for am,
Make him go pay driver collect empty carton 🙄🙄

22/06/2024

30 Unknown facts about Kanayo O Kanayo✍🏽

1)Kanayo doesnt act for Nollywood, Nollywood acts for Kanayo.

2) Kanayo has never made a mistake while delivering his lines on set, if he does the director changes the script and the mistake becomes the new script.

3)Kanayo is never late for shooting, if dem born u well tell am say e come late🫴🏽

4)Kanayo doesn’t use his wristwatches to tell time, he decides what time it is!

5) if you’ve ever been unlucky enough to share a ride or cab with kanayo, you’ll notice all the AC vents are faced downwards coz dem no born you well to blow kanayo 4 face…even if u b AC

6)kanayo’s vehicles never enter gallop or speed bump coz kanayo is smooth!

7)nobody knows this but kanayo was actually born in the year 1609, the same year the illuminati was founded..if you like think its a coincidence

8)Judging from his age, kanayo should have been dead a long time ago…but death can’t take him coz death is one of his pets

9) kanayo saves nollywood studios money by bringing real blood and using real disappearing charm instead of CGI/VFX nd fake blood

10) His victims in the movie are killed for real and then revived after shooting by kanayo, remember death is his pet

11) you don’t shout “cut” when kanayo is still acting…u just keep shooting till he decides to stop acting..wich usually takes days, sometimes weeks

12) kanayo does NOT eat food or drink..he just does it on camera so we’ll feel he’s also mortal like the rest of us

13) Long time ago Kanayo stopped by the roadside to pee…the place he peed is now known as river niger.

14)Mungo park claimed he discovered river niger, which means he was the one peeping at kanayo while he was peeing…no wonder the poor guy didn’t live past 35😔

15)kanayo once dashed his leg on a stone and the stone broke into many small pieces….one of those small pieces are known today as Zuma rock 🪨

16) Kanayo owns a pump-action as his personal pistol

17) Kanayo doesn’t have a gateman, he simply looks at his ga

22/06/2024

Dis hustle is for mama.. dis hustle is for mama"

Mama drop 2k for parlor comrade move anm.🤣

22/06/2024

Vet doctors are the only doctors who eat their patients

22/06/2024

The doctor who cooked and ate his client 😭😭

Bruno has been sick for weeks now so we took to him to the nearest hospital around as it was the best in our community,
The doctor told the condition was very critical and drastic measures will be taken, and I handed him some money for the treatment of and went home to take care of some stuffs

When I got to the hospital and I was told the doctor took Bruno home,

I became furious as to why the doctor will take him ho. E instead of treating him as agreed I went to the doctors home only to meet the shock of my life lol and behold Bruno was roasting on the barbecue stand,

What thef**k Dog wey I buy for 250k the calabar guy no know me

Make I call area guys first I 🚶🏼‍♂️🚶🏼‍♂️

22/06/2024

To all my new followers I will be sending all the data's shortly

24/05/2024

LAUGH AND LAUGH AGAIN 😂😃😄😅😆

This new neighbour of mine parked into our compound with his newly married wife. 😂They were busy flaunting kisses every where. On the stair case, toilet, inside the car, outside the compound even on the road.
Compelled by this recent development, i decided to spice my own love and romance life before my wife starts feeling somehow about us.😂
I came back home to meet my wife in the kitchen. She had her wrapper tied to her breast as usual. I slowly tip toed passed her, heading for our bedroom.😂

I walked into our bedroom, and dressed the bed. I changed the white bulbs to red. I scattered red and white flowers on the floor, and arranged red candles round our bed, placing some candles in the centre of the rug carpet.😂

I pulled off my cloth and wore a white and red trouser to match with the moment.😂
I was still arranging the bottle of wine and bouquet of flowers in a small bucket, when my wife opened the bedroom door to see every where in red.
Ooooh My God!!!!! So you are now a Ritualist .' my, (wife shouted.)

Before i could say a word, she opened the door and zoomed off. I chased after her to explain.
'Babe, i can explain, please stop!' i shouted as i ran out shirtless with just my red and white trouser. But she increased her speed.
I was chasing my wife with a red candles in my hands and i didn't even know.😂

Our new neighbours saw my wife zoom passed them in a flash. Moments later , they saw me with a red candle and red trousers running towards them.
On seeing me, they removed their shoes and ran out of the gate, running after my wife as fast as their legs could carry them....
Moral lesson : what works for mr A may not work for mr B.

20/05/2024

Can we celebrate our amiable Admin today is his birthday 👔🥞🥞 happy birthday sir

16/05/2024

Araha dey pain Belle!

I just experienced that idioms today,

So because of the economic situation I like to go for stuffs that are cheap so that I don't have to spend too much money on gadget's

So the heat made me considered buying an air conditioner,

So went to one of the store outlets to price, when I heard the price I can't remember leaving the electronic store,

I found myself in my room even me I was asking myself how come am in my room,

To cut the story short I ordered air conditioner from an online store for 12k yes you heard me right 12k and the package just arrived, mean while my Belle the pain me like this somebody shiftaje let me faint

Meanwhile what I got

15/05/2024

I was invited to a wedding when i reached the hotel, i found two doors written,

1.bride relatives
2.groom relatives

I entered the one with groom relatives and found two more doors,

1.ladies
2.gentlemen

I went through the one with gentlemen, only to find two more doors,

1.people with gifts
2.people without gifts
I went through the one written people without gifts😀and found myself outside the hotel through the backdoor😂. If i make you laugh please like and share chat....

14/05/2024

So I was hired by this film industry to play a role of a lover,

And my pay was 5 million naira, I was so happy I quickly picked up the role, and was playing by the script,

I acted so well that the directors were so impressed,

One of them told you are a very good actor,
Just in few hours you just mastered your role,

And played it very well, I must say I am impressed.

Things were going well until I got to a part in the script were I was thinking so much of my fiancee that while everyone else and eating a well prepared rice and chicken garnished with creamed salad,

I will just be fumbling with the food.

Shoo! Me that have not eaten since morning?

Before the directors will say Jack,

The food was gone, even the other fellow actors were shocked, 😮😮

And everyone was like ah ahnn where is the plate of rice?

I couldn't respond, I was just staring at them with oil smeared all over my mouth,

So they repeated the process,

I tried to hold on but something pushed me and swishes... Four wraps of eba gone,

Cut! Cut!! Came the voice of the director,
Young man what exactly is your problem? How can you finish four wraps of eba in two minutes?

Young man read the script well you are heart broken and you can't eat that's what the script says,

We started the process again,

But the aroma of the food was just hypnotizing and like a zombie

Zoom the food was gone

Get out.... Came the voice of the director angry, it was then I came back to my senses

E be like them use this food thing do me 😫😪😪😪

Meanwhile the chefs after serving me fifteen times 😓😓👇👇👇

06/05/2024

When I was a little young, I was bitten by a scorpion. My mom was shouting and scared, so I don't know who brought the idea of using a little electric shock to shock the spot I was bitten to let the venom of the scorpion out. To cut the story short Sha, they carried me to a bike packed outside and removed that plug that bike normally has, so my mom was holding me by the left hand and one of our neighbors too by the right. They were starting the bike so as to bring a little spark to the wire they placed on my leg, as they were kicking the bike, my mom and our neighbor were shouting yeh! Yeh! Yeh! Guess what? Na me dem wan make the thing shock, na my mom and our neighbor the thing dey shock😂😂 my mom had to leave to save her life first till they got another way to let the venom out😂

03/05/2024

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