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31/12/2024

End of the year appreciation

1. When boys start borrowing from each other They call themselves blood ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š2. When girls start borrowing clothe...
31/12/2024

1. When boys start borrowing from each other
They call themselves blood ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š

2. When girls start borrowing clothes from each other they call themselves twennie
๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ

3. Any girl expecting Valentine's Flower should start planting it Now ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜ง
๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’

4. To prevent your SIM from being blocked by NIN borrow airtime as much as you can....Must I teach you everything ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’
๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜’

5. If she uploads pictures of more than two yahoo boys, sheโ€™s a hoe.โœŠโœŠ
๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ

6. Me wan join Stingy man association of Nigeria (SMAN ) dem say Iโ€™m not eligible say Na person wey get money Dey stingy๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ
๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘

7. Kissing scene in a movie
Me- ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ
Dad- ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’
Me- ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ
Dad- open eyes look๐Ÿ˜’
Me pretending๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘
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My mind-๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜them no even sabi kiss๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘
๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น

8. Her: please I need ur help
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Me : am using it ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น

9. God please punish my friends for my sins๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿ˜ž
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Na dem spoil me๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜’
๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘

10. BREAKING NEWS
Man walks out alive after being burned to death in a swimming pool ๐Ÿคจ
๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚๏ธยญ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚๏ธ

11. Fake love : I love u.. I miss u
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True love : block unblock block unblock ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me: So when we get marry.. She will now be doing divorce remarry divorce Remarry me abi. No be me she wan give IPad-tension๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘
๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น

12. Sleeping in a vigil in Surulere is risky. As the hoely spirit is moving, your phone is also moving.๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚๏ธ
๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น

13. He is like a father to me
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Na so sugar daddy dey start ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„
๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„

14. Husband showed up at his wife work place, came from behind and kisses her neck...She laughed and said "MD stop it,you know we at work"๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚๏ธ
๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น

15. I automatically see u as a normal person when u react b4 sharing my posts ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ
๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–

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"End of Year Appreciation ๐ŸŽ‰As the year comes to a close, I want to take a moment to express my heartfelt gratitude to ea...
30/12/2024

"End of Year Appreciation ๐ŸŽ‰

As the year comes to a close, I want to take a moment to express my heartfelt gratitude to each and every one of you! ๐Ÿ™

To my loved ones, thank you for being my rock, my support, and my guiding light. Your love and encouragement mean the world to me! โค๏ธ

To my friends, thank you for being there through thick and thin. Your friendship is a treasure I cherish deeply! ๐Ÿค—

To my colleagues and partners, thank you for your collaboration, expertise, and dedication. I'm honored to work alongside such talented and passionate individuals! ๐Ÿ™Œ

To my online community, thank you for engaging with me, sharing your thoughts, and supporting my endeavors. Your presence here means everything to me! ๐ŸŒŸ

As we bid farewell to this year and welcome a new one, I'm filled with hope, excitement, and gratitude. Thank you for being part of my journey! ๐ŸŒˆ

Wishing you a joyous, peaceful, and prosperous new year! ๐ŸŽŠ "

28/12/2024

Big shout out to my newest top fans! No one, Itz Prince Parblo, Bruno Berry, Praize Manger, Abdulrosheed Fatimah, Amoako Joseph, Ntombie Mbhele, Fervy Lovey, King Davis, Empress Wa Huruma, Chidimma Ugochukwu, Patrick Simiyu, Prince Ezenwa, Somtee Ella Gold, Manu Andeso Jnr, Manger Jnr, John Maro, Sage Wrld, Isreal Phoebe, Itz Alice, Josiah Austin, Bethel Smith, Agatha Alex, Jรบicy Pรธรฏ Tรผmรฏ, Itz Rutty Blinks, Charity Bae, Gingg Golden, Joy Chidinma, Tamara Miriam, Blessed Blessing, Lรต Nรชr, Florence Sibanda, Ahmad Ameer, Reeves Kenyatta, Daniel Chinemeze, Turkana Kheed, Debbie Toms, Dion Chero, Young Dylan, Archi Rex, Muhammad Abdullah, Sasa Goqolo, Jess J Faith, Agu Chisom, Elvoo KE, Victoria Isaac, Mhiz Tahtah Chinwendu, Carlos Moreno, Dimakatso Mogale, Mariska Grootboom

Who missed our entertainment ๐Ÿค”
27/12/2024

Who missed our entertainment ๐Ÿค”

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Nafisa Ahmad, รƒmรŸรคssรฃdรถr  Temmy, Sanjeev Bhuwandeen, Ochi...
24/12/2024

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Nafisa Ahmad, รƒmรŸรคssรฃdรถr Temmy, Sanjeev Bhuwandeen, Ochieng Sonphelder

The chickens are getting prepared
24/12/2024

The chickens are getting prepared

1. Sometimes, I just want to be alone.... Especially after cooking indomie and eggs๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚2. A girl will wear pad, pant, tig...
23/12/2024

1. Sometimes, I just want to be alone.... Especially after cooking indomie and eggs๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

2. A girl will wear pad, pant, tight, trousers and still sit and cross leg again... How can air enter the CPU nah๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

3. The best singers in the world is the mosquitoes because even if you don't like their songs, you must still clap for them๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

4. Sometimes, I shake my head just to make sure my brain is still inside, because anything can happen in this country without anybody noticing๐Ÿ™Ž๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

5. Teacher wey dey teach us balance diet was vomiting garri in our class today ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

6. Uncommon joy is when you're eating suya and think it has finished, but when you touch the paper, you discover there's still one or two inside ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

7. Because I no get money, you posted "car for sale", I asked you how much? You changed status to "serious buyer only ๐Ÿ™„" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

8. I have never seen someone who lies more than a pregnant๐Ÿคฐwoman.... She will be like "sweetheart, your baby want to eat chicken and drink small stout๐Ÿฅฐ" ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

9. No matter how small it's, learn how to use it to satisfy your wife.... I mean your salary bros๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

10. The problem I have with some Africans is that they will read your jokes and laugh but yet refuse to react๐Ÿ™„. That is why jollof rice no dey reach them for occasion๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Funny Jokes for you ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‹1). The sweetest moment is when you Copy from your friend in a Text or Exam and when the Results ...
22/12/2024

Funny Jokes for you ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‹

1). The sweetest moment is when you Copy from your friend in a Text or Exam and when the Results come out and the Teacher mention your name among the Highest in class....See swag ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž

2). I have never seen an Ambulance in a Filling Station ๐Ÿค”....or are they driving on Blood๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

3). My Brother go and Hustle hard,Get paid and buy Beans and Egg,๐Ÿ˜‹eat and Mess in the Bus so that Everyone will Smell your Success ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

4). If you slap me,Push me, or Beat me I will forgive you๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž ..... But if you Jump me while Sharing Rice in a Wedding or Party..๐Ÿคฏ ....We Die There ooo๐Ÿ”ฅ Because I hate Nonsense ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

5). Iyke and His Teacher....๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Teacher; Iyke can you tell me the meaning of the word Period?
Iyke; Sir I don't know ooo,but I know it's a Bad thing.
Teacher; Surprised...Iyke why did you say that?
Iyke; Because last week my Sister told my Father that she missed her Period and my Father Fainted ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

6). Bathing Showers are made for Tall people,,๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคจ Shot people should go and Use Tap ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ....Yeeee who stone me๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

7). As for those you that cover your Book during Text or Exam in secondary School..๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค.I hope you are now working in The National House of Assembly ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

๐Ÿ˜Ž. Welcome to Nigeria where..If NEPA bring light without seizing it for more than 8 hours...We will go and Report at the NEPA office..that the Transformer has developed Fault๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

9). If Someone from Mexico is called a Mexican...๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคจ .....Then someone from Jericho is called what???..๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿฅด ....I hope it's not what I use to buy Fuel that you want to call ooo๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

10). God is good ooooo.....This December will be sweet ooo๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹.. Because I don't need to use 500k to buy iPhone 12 for a girl to Hangout ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚.....All I need to do is just buy Onions for her๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ...๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Economy Hard ๐Ÿ˜

11.Being a lecturer at university must be hard, imagine teaching a student who drives your dream car how to make money ๐Ÿ˜‚

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"She : I just want a man who will Accept me and my child"The child : ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿพ
21/12/2024

"She : I just want a man who will Accept me and my child"

The child : ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿพ

A pilot was told to transfer mad people from Nigeria ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ to U.S.A. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธHe agreed and carried them into his plane๐Ÿ™‚. Every pl...
21/12/2024

A pilot was told to transfer mad people from Nigeria ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ to U.S.A. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธHe agreed and carried them into his plane๐Ÿ™‚. Every place was noisy. Later one of the mad men approached the pilot and said to him โ€œplease teach me how to fly the aeroplane?The pilot replied, I will teach you how to fly it if you will tell your friends to stop making noise.๐Ÿ˜’

The mad man went in, after some minutes, everywhere was silent as if an angel entered the plane.๐Ÿ˜Œ After some minutes the ma.d man came back and told the pilot that everywhere was cool now. The pilot became happy and asked what did you tell them that made them calm.The mad man replied, I opened the door for them to go and play outside.

The pilot fain*ted ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

Who go surprise me this December ๐Ÿ™
21/12/2024

Who go surprise me this December ๐Ÿ™

Me: Bros this car how muchCar dealer: Just 20 million sirMe: 20 What? For just a single car (made  to leave)Car dealer: ...
18/12/2024

Me: Bros this car how much

Car dealer: Just 20 million sir

Me: 20 What? For just a single car (made to leave)

Car dealer: Oga come nah, what is your budget?

Me: 5 million

Car dealer: Oga are you playing? How can you price GX560 5 million, I thยกef am?

Me: You asked for my budget and I told you, if it's not ok by you, then have a nice day (made to leave again)

Car dealer: Oya come bring money

Me:(brought out my phone) Let me transfer

Car dealer: Ok, 1451...

Me: Oga wait nah! Shey I no go open my mobile app?

Car dealer: Sorry Bros

5 minutes later

Me: The network is too bad here, I have to come back later

Car dealer: Let me on my hotspot

Me: Moreover, my phone is just 1 Percent to switch off, I really need to go and come back

Car dealer: Let me get my power Bank

Me:

Big shout out to my newest top fans! No one, Bruno Berry, Praize Manger, Amoako Joseph, Ntombie Mbhele, Fervy Lovey, Chi...
18/12/2024

Big shout out to my newest top fans! No one, Bruno Berry, Praize Manger, Amoako Joseph, Ntombie Mbhele, Fervy Lovey, Chidimma Ugochukwu, Patrick Simiyu, Prince Ezenwa, Somtee Ella Gold, Manu Andeso Jnr, Itz Prince Parblo, Manger Jnr, John Maro, Sage Wrld, Isreal Phoebe, Itz Alice, Josiah Austin, Bethel Smith, Agatha Alex, Abdulrosheed Fatimah, Jรบicy Pรธรฏ Tรผmรฏ, Itz Rutty Blinks, Gingg Golden, Tamara Miriam, Blessed Blessing, Jessy Ovf Zmg, Florence Sibanda, Ahmad Ameer, Reeves Kenyatta, Daniel Chinemeze, Turkana Kheed, Debbie Toms, Dion Chero, Young Dylan, Archi Rex, Muhammad Abdullah, Sasa Goqolo, Jess J Faith, Agu Chisom, King Davis, Empress Wa Huruma, Elvoo KE, Victoria Isaac, Mhiz Tahtah Chinwendu, Carlos Moreno, Dimakatso Mogale, Prรฏรฑcรช Prรตspรชr, Mariska Grootboom, Chubi Quenta

R***r why nah ...... Jupitar no far ๐Ÿ˜‚
18/12/2024

R***r why nah ...... Jupitar no far ๐Ÿ˜‚

Pastor: You said you have a problem!Me: Yes sir! Serious problem!!!Pastor: You need my help!Me: Yes sir!Pastor: Your pro...
17/12/2024

Pastor: You said you have a problem!

Me: Yes sir! Serious problem!!!

Pastor: You need my help!

Me: Yes sir!

Pastor: Your problem isโ€ฆ you have a spiritual wife!

Me: Yes sir!

Church: *Clapping and shouting*

Pastor: She gives you head without you asking!

Me: Yes sir!

Pastor: When she cooks for you in the dream, you wake up and look for a toothpick to remove the meat from your teeth!

Me: Yes sir!

Pastor: When she does your laundry in the dream, when you wake up, all your clothes are clean!

Me: Yes sir!

Pastor: Youโ€™re here because you want her gone!

Me: No sir, we fought last night so I want you to help me beg her!

Pastor:

Happy follow-versary to my awesome followers. Thanks for all your support! Iruoma Joseph
06/12/2024

Happy follow-versary to my awesome followers. Thanks for all your support! Iruoma Joseph

Big shout out to my newest top fans! No one, Bruno Berry, Praize Manger, Amoako Joseph, Blessed Blessing, MAL. ZAKKI, Ch...
04/12/2024

Big shout out to my newest top fans! No one, Bruno Berry, Praize Manger, Amoako Joseph, Blessed Blessing, MAL. ZAKKI, Chidimma Ugochukwu, Prince Ezenwa, Somtee Ella Gold, Manu Andeso Jnr, Itz Prince Parblo, Manger Jnr, John Maro, Sage Wrld, Isreal Phoebe, Itz Alice, Josiah Austin, Bethel Smith, Agatha Alex, Abdulrosheed Fatimah, Jรบicy Pรธรฏ Tรผmรฏ, Itz Rutty Blinks, Gingg Golden, Ntombie Mbhele, Tamara Miriam, Jessy Ovf Zmg, Florence Sibanda, Ahmad Ameer, Reeves Kenyatta, Turkana Kheed, Debbie Toms, Dion Chero, Young Dylan, Archi Rex, Muhammad Abdullah, Sasa Goqolo, Jess J Faith, Fervy Lovey, Agu Chisom, King Davis, Empress Wa Huruma, Elvoo KE, Victoria Isaac, Mhiz Tahtah Chinwendu, Carlos Moreno, Dimakatso Mogale, Prรฏรฑcรช Prรตspรชr, Mariska Grootboom, Patrick Simiyu, Chubi Quenta

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