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28/10/2022

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04/08/2022

E get dis particular restaurant wey I dey chop for Onitsha . 🍲
E get one Oyibo wey dey always come chop there too.

Any time dis oyibo chop finish, him go shout "heey!" so i wonder wetin dey make am shout.
I decide to chop wetin di oyibo dey always chop so maybe me sef go shout too.

When I reach de restaurant last week friday, I order wetin di man dey chop, dem tell me say na chicken and red wine, so i chop am.
I surprise say i no shout,
I even collect xtra plate, but i still no shout.
Na then i just vex ask for my bill.
The waiter tell me say one plate of chicken and red wine na N45,000, then de xtra plate na another 45,000, na then i come shout heyyyyyyy! heyyyyyyy!! he¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!..... Till i reach house i still dey shout...... thanks for visiting my page

01/08/2022

Laugh away your pain 🤣😂

1.Its my first time in court, and I heard the judge saying "order" and I replied rice, chicken and juice. Now two police officers are escorting me outside I think we are going to the restaurant. 😂😂😂🚶🚶🚶.
2. I can take a bullet for my babe as long as its chilled, other energy drinks give me headache.......... what are you thinking 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
3. i was in a plane going to England when two pilots started fighting, i just came down and entered okada.............. i hate rough play jhoor🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃
4.A fulani man took his radio for repairs, When the radio was opened, a rat jumped out and the fulani man ran away. The fulani man shouted " ku tanimata mai bada labaru zai gudu" ( help! help! help! The newscaster is escaping ).😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
5.wife saw her husband reading newspaper
Wife: I wish i was a newspaper so i would always be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspapers so i could have a new one everyday. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
6.Johnny: Mum you lied to me
Mum: How?
Johnny:you said my brother is a little angel
Mum: Yes he is!
Johnny: How come he didn't fly when i threw him from the balcony........
MUM FAINTED.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
7.A seven year old boy after returning from school one afternoon told his mother.
son: mum, i heard that grandma has died.
Mum: you dey mad, na your mama go die first.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
8. Johnny, why did you steal the church clock????
Johnny:I stole it because God's time is the best...🏃🏃🏃🏃
9.Since I borrowed #500 from mtn last month they keep sending me messages like "recharge #500 and stand a chance of winning 4 houses in lekki". They think I don't have sense Mtcheeew.😎😎😎😎😎

10. What will you gain from this after reading this post without giving a friend request? 🙄

I still don't know why you haven't added my profile for more jokes yet o,those who have clicked the "Add friend button" on my profile are testifying already.I pray God touches your heart to Add me for more❤️.

Kindly ADD UP 👉 tv, TV
Plz don't ignore,
May God continue to bless you as you do so❤️.

01/08/2022

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So yesterday night, my wife and i had a pillow fight... you know, just to spice up our love life.

I didn't know that would had been my last night on earth.

You know pillow fight na, where each of you carry pillow to hit yourselves on the bed, playfully.

So the fight started, and i was winning. I won the first, second and third round before my wife told me to wait for her that she would be back stronger.

As i was patiently waiting, something told me to sneak up on her and see what she's up to... Thank God i did.

Brothers and sisters in the Lord... I sneaked up on my wife all the way to the kitchen and found her sharpening machete.

Machete!

I asked her what she wants to do with the machete and she told me to return to the bed and wait for her... that she wants to end the fight once and for all.

I told her that pillow fight only requires pillow, not machete... she said i can use pillow if i want, that machete is her favorite weapon!

Chika, you say wetin?

Enugu girls will not kill me!.. they are never romantic.

Everything for them na WAR

I couldn't even sleep last night.. make i no go close eye come wake up for eternity.

I been dey think say na wife i marry, not knowing say i marry assassin... Enugu assassin!

I have left both the house and the marriage for her.

I don return to my Papa house.

Leave to live!

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Another prophet has voiced out over the killings in imo state... please like share and comment

26/07/2022

Who will win.. comment and share

28/06/2022

28/06/2022

Who else loves this beautiful food...name the items and start a chance to win a boy friend or a girl friend lol 😂😂😂😂

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Where una dey see this money

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New video coming this weekend

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Watch this and repost

04/04/2021

school na scam school na scam till they give you form to fill..hahaha that time e go clear for your eye say school no be scam..