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My goals is to make everyone happy and cheerful😀😀😘

03/06/2024

*Mention that one person you will see in heaven and shout*
*Aaaah!😯😂 Who open gate for you*🤔😂😂😂😂😂

03/06/2024

Person no fit dial wrong number make Davido or Dangote pick am
Must it always be Musa from sokoto
🙄😂🙈

19/05/2024

Them don marry all the serious men finish na only have you eating and when am I seeing you guys that remain chim😂😁

12/04/2024

I no come understand, na radio station be this abi na my account balance, wetin be 91.5😬😂

12/04/2024

I cooked rice today I did not perceive
Any aroma aby should I put air freshener
Please help me I de cook am for tinubu 🤔🤔🤨🤨

07/04/2024

✍️🤣APRIL FOOL PRANK ON DAD🤣✍️

The first day of April is one of the day I will never forget in my life😭
I decided to play April fool with my dad, so I woke up early and was set to carry out my plan.😗 I went to his room and greeted him with smile on my face, he was surprised and asked me why I was smiling and i told him, i was given admission in the university.🏠🗣️🧔
You need to see the mixed expression on his face, he jumped out of his bed and hugged me immediately, 🗣️"Okikiola!! Congratulation, I'm very happy for you" was the first thing he said to me after the hug.🕺🤭🤗
He gave me 15k to go and buy drinks to celebrate my admission, it was at this point I wished it was true but I just have to flow with the current.💴😁💕
He called some of our relatives and informed them and they all agreed to throw a small party for me.🎉🎁🧔
I came back with the drinks and my mum was already cooking before the arrival of the guest, i was thinking on how to tell them its a joke but i was enjoying the moment as everyone was congratulating me. 🤝💕💕
The party started and everyone was eating and drinking, but my main concern is how to tell my dad I was lying. 😣😑
So I gathered courage and went to where he was gisting with his friends and shouted 🗣️📣"its April fool" hahahaha, I was just joking i was never admitted"🙆‍♂️
My father turned and look me with a red eye and that was the last thing I saw, before waking up in the hospital this morning.🏨😭
The doctor said my left ear has stopped working and my eye is now having issues.
Put me in your prayers, my dad is still waiting for me to heal so he can finally k!ll me 😭

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06/04/2024

Thank God say person no dey keep Garri for bank. You for dey hear, You can only withdraw 2 cups a day , I wish to be followed by you, it could mean a lot please 🤲🤲DeDemmy girl marketingiDemmy girl marketingaDemmy girl marketing

03/04/2024

1) GIRL: Båby🥰🥰🥰.....My Påd has Fìnished and I'm in my Perīod 😔😔😔😔

BOYFRIĒND: Use Råg!!!! 💥😳😧😭😭😭😂😂😂💔💔

2) Do you rëmember That Time when you Felt so so so Dèprēssed the day your Bōyfriénd dìsvirgined you 😔😔😔😔

You felt so Gûilty That you have disàppöinted your family 🥺🥺😢😢

But now Look at You 🥰🥰, You're even doing Coaching Lësson On how your Pärents Can làst lōng on Bèd 💥😳😳😂😂😂😂😂😂

3) Africáns Móms Will Nót Kíll Pérson☝️😒😒😒

ME: Mom!!!, Our Maths Teacher is déad!😭😔😔😔

MOM: Why won't He Dié? , When You Are Always Préssing Your Phõne💥😳😳😳😂😂😂💔

4) She told me that she's Prëgnant 😒😒

The Way I shóuted At her On the Phone.... even Åirtel has to Interfere that:

"Dear Customer, don't Mind NKECHI, we know you're innocent!!" 😒😒😒😂😂😂😂😂

5) My Neighbors Son asked His Mom to Rēmove her Wig .....as she Did, the boy looked down and started crying so so Lòud 😔😔😔😭😭😭😭

The Mother begged and bëg him to stop crying, but He Refùsed....

With Tëars in his eyes, he looked at his Mom and said

"Mom!, You liëd to me!! 😔😔, You told me that you're a female, whereas you're a Màn all this While!" 💥💥😳😳😂😂😂😂😂😂💔

6) You Are Smòking Cìgga and you're càlling yourself a Big Guyy 😒😒😒😒

What's so so Spëcial About That?

Big guys are the ones that will mîx Snìpèr and Cōdèine together, and then use Petrōl to Digèst it 😳😒😒😂😂😂😂

7) I didn't Only Caùght Nkechi Cheàting On me, 😔😭😭😭

They even Asked me to Sit Dõwn , and The Two Of them Shòwed me all the Sèx Stylès 😧😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭

8) Nkechi, how Many times Will I Have To Côrrect you? 😒😒😒😒😒

If you're Ùgly, you're Ûgly naaaa 😒😒😒😒

Which one is : "Anytime I Wear Bûmshoots....My Face used to be Fåir 💥😳😳😂😂😂😂😂

9) I Finally Visited my Lòvely Girlfriënd House, Nkechi....she Welcòmed me so so much 🥰🥰🥰....

As she went in to Serve me food, I saw a big Pårachute in the Sitting Room.
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02/04/2024

I should have be in UK since last week but the road safety are repairing the road, Nah why the plane didn't arrive 💂🛫🥺😂🤣Wait for me no worry I'll be there very soonDemmyDemmy girl marketing Demmy girl marketingeDemmy girl marketing for more jokes

27/03/2024

Refreshing Jokes 🤣🤣

(1)My girlfriênd is not rømantic at all,l throw her pillow,for her to do the same way l did,she wīpe me USB,cable for neck😂😂

(2)Guys the best way to propose to a girl,take her in a boat to the middle of the river and say"marry me or leave my boat,thank me later😂😂😂😂

(3) Facebøøk is another level of wītchcraft how can you be feeling sïçk with 78 friends pls be cāreful,😂😂😂

(4)I went to a wedding and immediately l arrive they serve me rice,hey my opponent don pour the rice when he was greeting the groom,is now l believe that villāge people are reāl😂😂😂😂

(5)YOu get mind wear okirika travel abroad,what if the owner sees you there,😦yeh who stone me pānt😂😂😂

(6)I saw my class mate rôasting corn by the road side,as soon as he saw me he ran away, l only wanted to tell him l supply charcoal😂😂😂

(7)My father sent me a friend request on Facebøøk,l mistákënly accepted hey😦,my post now is children of God shōūt hallelujah,no be jūjū be dat😂😂😂😂

(8)On the day of júdgmént thousands of Angel will be beside the hēll to separate f!ght between Yah00 boys and white men,😂😂😂

(9)Don't be ashāmed if you fàrt while urināting...bros there's no rain without thūnder...😂😂😂😂

(10)Dear thūnder take care of those people planning to scroll without commenting or liking may them eat without control...shay you gerit if you don't gerit forget about it tank you.....😂😂😂😂lemme come and be going 🏃🏃🏃🏃

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06/01/2024

Don't wait for your parents or guidance to buy it all for you 🤷y not start making money easily online to buy more than few things you needed.he who tried could achieve something bigger, but he who cower away can never know what to get.interested dm 😊

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