29/10/2023
I was at the bank today, because they bank must explain why they removed 100 naira from my account for no reason!
Then while i was waiting patiently at the queue, this stupíd guy wearing a beret just came from nowhere, and wanted to take my chance.
I pushed him back.
"Oga what kind of thing is this now? Join the queue from the back and stop using scope to take other people's chances." I said furiously.
"Who goes you, do you know who I am?" He replied.
Hmm that his language sounds terrifying.
But my mama had told me to be brave, so i was willing not to give up.
Ready to fight for my right!.
So i replied: "Mr man do you know who I am too? Who you seff be".
"Hey I can remove all your teeth just now!" He yelled.
"Bros there is nothing you want to do I swear, nothing you can do! ask them outside they call me jaguar!" I yelled back.
Surprisingly everyone was just minding their business.
I even called the security, and he did as if he did not hear.
It was as if that guy was popular.
Then I saw another guy wearing the same beret with the other guy, he came and said to the guy I was arguing with :
"Hey scorpion leave him, he would show himself when he gets outside".
When I heard scorpion my ears opened.
I looked at the two men.
I looked at their berets.
The same colour.
Then I understood who they really were.
I took one step backwards saying:
"Oga if they born you well come outside, i will crush your bones, i will tear your clothes, o will rip off your skin, try me just try me." I said as I kept taking steps backwards.
Then I turned around.
I successfully went outside of the bank.
Then I remembered that it has been long that i did excercise.
So i decided to run.
It's not that I am running from them o, ah me? I can never be afraid.
I just felt that doing exercise once in a while is good for the body.
Because my mama who told me to be brave...
Also told me to be wise. 😂🚶♂️
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