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A "wise" guy was traveling in his private car along the road when he saw a huge bushmeat hanging on a stick from afar an...
04/01/2025

A "wise" guy was traveling in his private car along the road when he saw a huge bushmeat hanging on a stick from afar and decided to buy it. He stopped hIs car and asked, "Madam, how much is your bushmeat?" "That one is N7000." the woman replied. The man exclaimed, "No Madam! that's too costly, and how much will you sell the other one?" "That's N6500." the woman replied. The man said, "Ok! Put them in my boot." The woman went behind the car saying in her mind, "If this man opens his boot, I will drop the bushmeat on the ground and collect the money for free." Immediately the woman shut the boot without putting the bushmeat, the man zoomed off without paying the woman. QUESTION: Now who is smarter between the two?๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

31/12/2024

2025

I don't mean to interrupt your scrolling, but if God is the reason why you are still breathing. Amen!

  โœŒ๏ธAn empty mind makes the most noise. ๐Ÿค”
31/12/2024

โœŒ๏ธ

An empty mind makes the most noise. ๐Ÿค”

To whom it may concern โœŒ๏ธ
30/12/2024

To whom it may concern โœŒ๏ธ

AMEN
29/12/2024

AMEN

It's well โœŒ๏ธ, Thanking God for life ๐Ÿ™
28/12/2024

It's well โœŒ๏ธ, Thanking God for life ๐Ÿ™

Abeg which one dey quick finish first???
28/12/2024

Abeg which one dey quick finish first???

Brain teaser.What's your answer?
28/12/2024

Brain teaser.

What's your answer?

Please what do they call this thing in English? I don go disgrace myself yesterday morning 4 market o ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿ˜’
27/12/2024

Please what do they call this thing in English?
I don go disgrace myself yesterday morning 4 market o ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿ˜’

  โœŒ๏ธ"Never underestimate the work of others. Every job seems easy when someone else is doing it. Too often we don't unde...
27/12/2024

โœŒ๏ธ

"Never underestimate the work of others. Every job seems easy when someone else is doing it. Too often we don't understand the price of success. "

AMEN
26/12/2024

AMEN

Someone asked the richest man in the world, Bill Gates, โ€œIs there anyone richer than you in the world ?โ€Bill Gates repli...
26/12/2024

Someone asked the richest man in the world, Bill Gates,

โ€œIs there anyone richer than you in the world ?โ€

Bill Gates replied, โ€œYes, there is a person who is richer than me.โ€

He then narrated a story.

โ€œIt was during the time when I wasnโ€™t rich or famous.

โ€œI was at the New York Airport when I saw a newspaper vendor.

โ€œI wanted to buy one newspaper but found that I didnโ€™t have enough change. So I left the idea of buying and returned it to the vendor.โ€

โ€œI told him of not having the change.
The vendor said, โ€˜I am giving you this for free.โ€™
On his insistence I took the newspaper.โ€

โ€œCoincidentally, after two to three months, I landed at the same airport and again I was short of change for a newspaper.
The vendor offered me the newspaper again. I refused and said that I canโ€™t take it for I donโ€™t have change today too. He said, โ€˜You can take it, I am sharing this from my profit, I wonโ€™t be at loss.โ€™
I took the newspaper.โ€

โ€œAfter 19 years I became famous and known by people.
Suddenly I remembered that vendor.
I began searching for him and after about 1ยฝ months of searching, I found him.โ€

โ€œI asked him, โ€˜Do you know me?โ€™
He said, โ€˜Yes, you are Bill Gates.โ€™ โ€œ

โ€œI asked him again, โ€˜Do you remember once you gave me a newspaper for free?โ€™ โ€œ

โ€œThe vendor said, โ€˜Yes, I remember. I gave you twice.โ€™ โ€œ

โ€œI said, โ€˜I want to repay the help you had offered me that time.
Whatever you want in your life, tell me, I shall fulfill it.โ€™ โ€œ

โ€œThe vendor said, โ€˜Sir, donโ€™t you think that by doing so you wonโ€™t be able to match my help?โ€™ โ€œ

โ€œI asked, โ€˜Why?โ€™ โ€œ

โ€œHe said, โ€˜I had helped you when I was a poor newspaper vendor and you are trying to help me now, when you have become the richest man in the world.
How can your help match mine ?โ€™ โ€œ

โ€œThat day I realized that the newspaper vendor is richer than I am, because he didnโ€™t wait to become rich to help someone.โ€

People need to understand that the truly rich are those who possess a rich heart rather than lots of money ...

HOW TO KNOW YOU ARE NOT THE GUY SHE LOVES.1. She's always busy when you ask for her presence or attention. 2. She doesn'...
25/12/2024

HOW TO KNOW YOU ARE NOT THE GUY SHE LOVES.

1. She's always busy when you ask for her presence or attention.

2. She doesn't respect you.

3. She deosnt call you or text you first, you are the only one doing all the texting and calling.

4. She doesn't feel comfortable walking with you and showing you to her friends, she only goes out with you at night, like you are a vampire.

5. She shouts at you, insult you and use derogatory words at you.

6. She finds faults in every little things and mistakes.

7. She doesn't care about your happiness, she doesn't invest in you or neither does she does anything meaningful in the relationship.

8. She bills you and never pities you.

9. She doesn't give you s*x.. lol.

10. You are not happy but you can't leave because you are a big f00l that have never been loved before.

Xmas don finally setNa you dey look for chicken ๐Ÿ”
25/12/2024

Xmas don finally set
Na you dey look for chicken ๐Ÿ”

Well, now you know ๐Ÿ˜…
19/12/2024

Well, now you know ๐Ÿ˜…


The Mursi Tribe of Ethiopia  The Mursi people are a small ethnic group living in the Omo Valley in southern Ethiopia. Th...
19/12/2024

The Mursi Tribe of Ethiopia

The Mursi people are a small ethnic group living in the Omo Valley in southern Ethiopia. They are best known for their unique cultural tradition of lip plates worn by women. These plates, made of clay or wood, are inserted into a cut in the lower lip, symbolizing beauty, strength, and social status. The Mursi speak the Mursi language, which is part of the Nilo-Saharan family, and they live in small villages made up of huts built from wood and grass.

The Mursi are pastoralists, meaning they rely on cattle for their livelihood. Cows provide milk, meat, and blood, which are essential to their diet and culture. They also grow crops like sorghum and maize during the rainy season. The tribe has a traditional leadership system, where elders make decisions, settle disputes, and organize rituals. The Mursi believe in spirits and practice rituals to bring blessings, protect their cattle, and ensure good harvests.

Life for the Mursi is changing due to modernization and contact with tourists. While some Mursi people benefit from tourism, it has also brought challenges, including loss of traditions and dependence on money. Despite these challenges, the Mursi work to protect their culture and way of life, which remains one of the most fascinating and unique in Ethiopia.

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18/12/2024

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LADIES, whenever you feel that a man should give you money or buy something for you but he cannot afford it, and you're ...
17/12/2024

LADIES, whenever you feel that a man should give you money or buy something for you but he cannot afford it, and you're tempted to say HE IS BROKE or STINGY, hold your chest and say to yourself: โ€œNO, I AM THE BROKE ONE BECAUSE I CAN'T AFFORD WHAT I WANT BY MYSELF..โ€
Unfortunately Broke Women NEVER Believe theyโ€™re broke, they assume they are dating the wrong guy.

Work and have your own money sister, MONEY IS UNISEX ๐Ÿ˜ƒ...

Income in peace ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿšถ

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