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WHY DO A LOT OF GEN-ZS WHO USE ANDROID PHONES HAVE INFERIORITY COMPLEX? If you are on this table please read my take on ...
11/12/2023

WHY DO A LOT OF GEN-ZS WHO USE ANDROID PHONES HAVE INFERIORITY COMPLEX?

If you are on this table please read my take on this question below.

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This question is based on a false assumption that Android users are somehow less worthy or cool than iPhone users. This is a harmful and irrational belief that can damage your self-esteem and mental health. There is nothing wrong with using an Android phone, and it does not make you inferior to anyone.

Forget all those videos and pictures of people taking pictures in front mirrors while showing you their iPhones.

Android phones have many advantages over iPhones, such as being more customizable, affordable, diverse, and compatible with different devices and platforms.

Android phones also offer more features and options than iPhones, such as expandable storage, headphone jacks, wireless charging, and more. Android phones are not inferior to iPhones, they are just different.

The reason why some Gen-Zs who use Android phones may feel inferior is because of the social pressure and influence of the media and the tech industry.

Apple has a strong brand image and marketing strategy that creates a sense of exclusivity and prestige for its products. Apple also has a loyal fan base that may look down on or mock Android users. These factors can make Android users feel like they are missing out or not good enough.

However, these feelings are not based on reality, but on perception and manipulation. You should not let your choice of smartphone define your worth or identity.

You are more than your phone, and your phone is more than a status symbol. You should be proud of your phone and enjoy its benefits, without comparing it to others or feeling insecure about it.

Your phone is just a tool that helps you communicate, work, learn, play, and have fun. It does not matter what brand or model it is, as long as it serves your needs and preferences.

You should not let anyone make you feel bad or inferior because of your phone. You should respect yourself and others for their choices, and appreciate the diversity and innovation that Android phones offer.

I hope this helps?

© Chijioke Onwubiko

Harry Maguire, has successfully handed the baton to this guy.Josko  Gvardiol, is another flop the media should be talkin...
10/12/2023

Harry Maguire, has successfully handed the baton to this guy.

Josko Gvardiol, is another flop the media should be talking about, but they are not because he plays for Pep and Man City. 😪

10/12/2023

Nasboi, is using the strategic relationships he has built with his colleagues in the industry, to promote his song. And it's working for him.

I've seen and experienced it, trust me, I've never seen where it fails. Relationships uplift people. Not just relationship, but strategic relationships.

A strategic relationship is a type of relationship that's built on shared goals, values, and trust. It's a relationship that goes beyond surface-level interactions and instead focuses on shared interests and long-term collaboration.

These types of relationships are built on mutual respect, open communication, and a willingness to help one another succeed.

One of the key moments I picked after watching the Xperience18 videos is, Akparoro recommending Ebuka Songs, for next year's edition of the program. Ebuka is his friend, and the relationship they shared made him to recommend him in high place that can uplift his career.

May we be highly recommended, in Jesus Name! 💦💙

09/12/2023

If we've read the Bible but haven't encountered the living Word (God Himself), then we haven't read the Bible. 💦💙

09/12/2023

𝐅𝐓: 𝐄𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐭 𝐅𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐟𝐮𝐫𝐭 𝟓 𝐕𝐬 𝟏 𝐁𝐚𝐲𝐞𝐫𝐧 𝐌𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐡

Tomorrow, Bayer Leverkusen could go 6 points clear of Bayern Munich at the top of the Bundesliga table.

With the way Bayern are shaky this season, a new Champion might emerge in Germany, after their decade of dominance.

Who is the bad luck if Bayern fails to retain their title this season, Thomas Tuchel or Harry Kane? 😁

09/12/2023

To be honest, this Man Utd loss pains me more than the real Utd fans.

How did we get battered by this Manchester United team that lost 3-0 at home to Bournemouth?

This is another proof of how atrocious our team is this season, Pochettino and his boys should be ashamed of themselves. 😪

In my entire life, I have never seen someone as affable as the achaba/okada man that took me home from Muda Lawal market...
09/12/2023

In my entire life, I have never seen someone as affable as the achaba/okada man that took me home from Muda Lawal market, yesterday.

I'm the type that, irrespective of the topic of discussion, no matter how much Okada riders try, I hardly engage them in conversations. Most times, I put on my headset to avoid any conversation with them.

How the man of yesterday was able to strike up a conversation with me and made me feel at ease with him, is something I like about him.

The man was so jovial and inquisitive about me, and to my greatest surprise, I opened up on something to him, which I'm glad I did.

He told me how, 4 out of 6 of them who grew up together, are now living a life worthy to be proud of, while he and the other sixth person are still struggling.

According to him, he will be 38 years old by June next year, but he has no house or any tangible job to show off. Even the bike he is riding is not his, and no school certificate greater than SSCE.

This man I'm talking about has 2 kids and a wife to cater for at home.

Part of his story that got me is the place where he says, 'he pursued a career in football for 14 years'.

He went for trials at so many places within the country, but he wasn't picked.

He came close to making it when he went to South Africa for a trial, where he spent 3 weeks there.

According to him, he prepared his entire career for the South African trial and gave his best, but only to watch as others who were not as talented as him got picked over him.

Just when he was about to tell me more, we reached my destination and he dropped me there, we then both went our separate ways.

Truth is, there are a lot of young boys in our areas, streets and cities that if not told the truth, might end up regretting like this man.

Football is not your career until you have finally made a life through the sport.

Just like in other fields, you need money to catalyze your footballing career, too.

You need money to buy boots, jerseys, and other equipment and also register for some trials.

You need money to register and take yourself to some auditions, in which great scouts will be in attendance.

Above all, you need money to sort out agents.

You might be more talented than most players in a football Academy or your local clubs, but when opportunities come, don't be surprised if you see other less talented players being picked ahead of you. It's no voodoo, they usually pay their way out of the Academy.

So, this is what you should do as someone who has a passion for football and a desire to play it professionally.

First, go to school, and then learn a skill.

When you have a source of income, you can then use the money you're getting with your certificate or handwork to fuel your football career.

Try it at most, twice or thrice, and if you don't make it, just try and focus on other careers.

Sometimes, no matter how talented or hard-working you can be, you may simply not have the right combination of skill, luck, and opportunity to make it in football. It's important to recognize that and move on and focus on other things.

It's always important to chase your dreams and give them your all, we know that. But also, it's important to have a realistic understanding of what success might look like.

Occasionally, it might just not be in the cards, and that's okay. It's better to accept that and move on to something else than to spend years chasing a goal that may never be attainable. You're not a failure, you're just a wise person trying to utilize time and opportunities. Shalom! 💦💙

In the picture is just normal Bajimi Silver Lois stressing the life of an innocent boy, called Atvan Of Bauchi. 😁

09/12/2023

Hello, your time on earth is too short to live it in trial and error. Don't use your life to experiment!

Many of the things you are trying to do have been done by someone else.

Read their books, learn from their mistakes, and replicate their results without making errors. Shalom 💦💙

𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐍𝐄𝐖𝐒: The management of Abubakar Tafawa Balewa University, Bauchi, via its registrar, Haj. Fatima Inuwa M. Abdu...
08/12/2023

𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐍𝐄𝐖𝐒: The management of Abubakar Tafawa Balewa University, Bauchi, via its registrar, Haj. Fatima Inuwa M. Abdullah, has announced the extension of closure for all undergraduate activities from Sunday 10th December, 2023 to Sunday 7th January, 2024.

JAMB registration begins in 1 month time. Please, if it's not a must, don't advise your siblings to choose ATBU. 🙏😭

𝐑𝐚𝐧𝐤 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐈𝐧 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐞!The first thing to notice about these players is that, they are all strikers, even tho...
08/12/2023

𝐑𝐚𝐧𝐤 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐈𝐧 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐞!

The first thing to notice about these players is that, they are all strikers, even though, one or two of them can play other positions, but we've watched them play as No.9 in most of their games.

However, as a striker, how you play doesn't necessarily matter as far as you convert chances and score goals. So how about we check their statistics in their best seasons before we rank them?

Yes, it will be better. So let's quickly dive into that.

💦𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐠𝐢𝐨 𝐀𝐠𝐮𝐞𝐫𝐨
Sergio Aguero experienced his best form in the 2014/15 season.

He had the following stat in that season.

English Premier League: 33 games, 26 goals and 8 assists.

UCL: 7 games, 6 goals and 1 assist.

FA Cup: 1 game, 0 goals and 0 assists.

EFL: 1 game, 0 goals and 0 assists.

In his best season, he recorded 41 G/A in 42 games.

💦𝐃𝐢𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐫 𝐃𝐫𝐨𝐠𝐛𝐚
Didier Drogba's best season was 2009/10.

In that season, he played the following games.

English Premier League: 32 games, scoring 29 times and providing 13 assists.

UCL: 5 games and he scored only 3 goals.

FA Cup: 4 games, 3 goals and 2 assists.

English Football League: 2 goals in 2 games.

FA Community Shield: 1 goal.

Summing everything to 53 G/A in 44 games for Didier Drogba in 2009/10 season.

💦𝐅𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨 𝐓𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐬
Fernando Torres's best season as a player was 2008/09 with Liverpool.

In that season, he played and got the following stats.

English Premier League: 24 games, 14 goals and 5 assists.

UCL: 7 games, 2 goals and 1 assist.

FA Cup: 3 games, 1 goal and 1 assist.

UCL Qualifications: 2 games, 0 goals and 0 assists.

EFL: 2 games, 0 goals and 0 assists

Fernando Torres, in his prime and best season, had 24 G/A in 38 games.

💦𝐑𝐨𝐛𝐢𝐧 𝐕𝐚𝐧 𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐞
Robin Van Persie's best season was the 2012/13 season.

In that season he was able to achieve the following.

English Premier League: 38 games, 26 goals and 15 assists.

UCL: 6 games, 3 goals and 0 assists.

FA Cup: 4 games, 1 goal and 0 assists.

In his best season, Robin Van Persie had 45 G/A in 48 games.

Therefore, if we're to rank these players according to their best years or prime, it will be in this order.

𝟏 - 𝐃𝐢𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐫 𝐃𝐫𝐨𝐠𝐛𝐚
𝟐 - 𝐑𝐨𝐛𝐢𝐧 𝐕𝐚𝐧 𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐞
𝟑 - 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐠𝐢𝐨 𝐊𝐮𝐧 𝐀𝐠𝐮𝐞𝐫𝐨
𝟒 - 𝐅𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨 𝐓𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐬.

All stats are provided by 𝐓𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐭 and Photo by 𝐆𝐎𝐀𝐋.

© 𝑃𝑎𝑡𝑟𝑖𝑐𝑘 𝑆𝑎𝑚𝑢𝑒𝑙

08/12/2023

Today I want you to start building strategic relationships if you haven't already, and keep building if you have already started.

Relationships are so important, and having people in your life who genuinely care about you and want to see you succeed is such a valuable gift.

Having a support system like that can make all the difference in the world, both personally and professionally.💙💦

07/12/2023

Most people are living today with barely a thought of eternity.

07/12/2023

4 losses in 5 games for Tottenham.

Chelsea really exposed them, they were getting title contenders' shouts earlier this season. 😬

If you have come across a post like this in the screenshots, and your bank is listed among, please don't panic.Your mone...
07/12/2023

If you have come across a post like this in the screenshots, and your bank is listed among, please don't panic.

Your money is safe!

Yes, there is actually a CBN policy to delist Opay, Palmpay, Kuda, etc., from NIP (NIBSSS Instant Payment).

This means that, you can no longer transfer from banks like Access, First Bank, Zenith and the likes, to any non-deposit bank, using USSD or App. A non-deposit bank, is a bank with no physical office to walk in and keep your money with them, rather you can only transfer into the bank via App, Online or USSD.

However, the new policy will allow you to transfer from non-deposit banks to all banks.

But, my question is, do our banks have the efficiency of running a cashless economy? The answer is 'No'.

We all know that, this country need Opay and Palmpay, so this policy is already dead on arrival. It won't last. 🙂

I can't allow, both Chelsea and fans to be after my life at the same, never!This is the face of the lousy Man Utd fan th...
07/12/2023

I can't allow, both Chelsea and fans to be after my life at the same, never!

This is the face of the lousy Man Utd fan that sat beside me, last night, at the viewing centre. I did this to him and I don't care where he takes the case to.

With the anger in me now, I will not hesitate to do the same to any Chelsea fan, who thinks the club has a structure and tell me to trust the process. There is no process to trust. Our club has regressed so drastically that it is safe to call us a mid-table club, now.

We are on our way to the Yelwa Division of the Nigerian Police Force, if you didn't see my post again, just know that I've been put behind bars.

Feel free to bring food for your boy, Rice and beans is my favourite. I like it with stew, then add hollandia yoghurt so that I can flush the food with it.😪

06/12/2023

Before the news of my arrest breaks tomorrow, please remember that, I can help you generate quality leads for your business and products through my undiluted mastery of the use of words and human psychology. Just reach out to me, even if I'm sentenced to prison, because I'm about to beat somebody here. Blood will flow, as in, teeth go surplus now like this. 😡

06/12/2023

To all indications, Chelsea want me to beat someone in this viewing centre, today.

Because, what is this atrocious, abysmal, dismal, substandard and deficient football are they playing?

This guy beside me seems to be the lousiest Man Utd fan in this hall. There is a high tendency it's him I will obliterate, decimate, shatter, and dismantle his teeth. Let this match end, first. 😪

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