03/09/2023
Laugh Out Loud
HAPPY NEW MONTH TO YHU ALL
# LAUGH_OUT_LOUD
1. Those women who complain about being
single but never go out, I guess your soulmate
will have to break into your house then.
2. When two guys fight over you, my sister I advise you to watch the fight to the end. Then
get married to the loser because you can’t afford
to have Mike Tyson as a husband.
3. If you are short, stop celebrating your birthday
You are not growing up... Don't insult me I'm not
your mate
4. You wear a nice suit everyday, no one sees
you. The day you decide to wear an oversize
shirt, you will run into 5 of your exes, your
primary school mates and your Facebook crush!
5. You think you know all colours until Yoruba
people start sending you wedding invitation You'll see something like this: Acid Green on
Fushia Purple with little touch of Ojuelegba
blue. Bride's family to wear Cockroach Brown
with Custard Yellow.
Groom's family; Jollof Yellow with Fufu White.
Friends; Coconut White with Agama Lizard Head. While all other guests should wear Pomo
Brown on Alligator Pepper Green with a touch of
Onion Purple and Maggi Yellow, Haba Why?
6. I Can Never Let My Daughter Play The Nigeria
Hide And Seek Game (Boju-Boju) ... Not After
What I Did To Those GirlsWhen We Used To Hide.
7. Dear Guys,
Treat your girlfriend like toothbrush, don't let
anyone
touch or use it, only you and you alone, keep it
clean and safe. (I know the girls are happy now). Also,
don't
forget to change it every 3 months.
8. You are slim , ur girlfrnd is also Slim.... Wen u
both are walking nd holding hands, u will be lyk
CAPITAL LETTER "H" Pls don’t insult me am not feeling fine
9. If you think you've not seen frustration ....Try
eating hot spaghetti with a rubber spoon. The
spaghetti will just be forming slay queen
10. So if I get married to a virgin, will i still be
the one to teach her how to say, ***hmmm, Oh Yeah Baby, harder harder, Hmm..I don't think I
have such time to waste.
Above all which number do find interesting???