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09/10/2024

Giveaway coming up!!

03/10/2024

ENGLISH Vs PIDGIN
English: if Theo walk at night, Theo might get lost
Pidgin: If Theo waka for night, THEOPHILUS
English: It will take a while b4 Dan arrives
Pidgin: Dangote
English:Jason started it
Pidgin: Na JASON STATHAM
English: It's Ramsey dat knows her
Pidgin: Na RAMSEY NOAH
English: Are u videoing it?
Pidgin: u DAVIDO am
English: Olamide is bad
Pidgin: OLAMIDE BAD OOOO
English: How did u know
Pidgin: how u TEKNO
English: He might know
Pidgin: He Phyno
English: I thought he is a girl...but he's a boy
Pidgin: I think say na girl....BURNA BOY
English:The song belongs to Sam
Pidgin: Na Samsung
English: It's David dat baked it
Pidgin: Na DAVID BECKHAM
English: Selena will fart
Pidgin: SELENA GOMEZ
English: Their belly
Pidgin: Dembele
English:John is weak
Pidgin: John wick
English: Roberto's car got lost
Pidign: ROBERTO CARLOS
English: it wasn't me, it was Ruth
Pidign: No be me, NARUTO
English: I don't care
Pidign: I NOKIA
English: How did u know dat I told him to knock ur head
Pidign: How u TECNO say ITEL am make im NOKIA head
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

07/07/2024

Good evening 🌄
😂 Laff lout loud 😂

😍 Boom laughter 😂

1. Welcome to Nigeria where someone will wear a T-shirt written RIP to visit someone in the hospital😂😢🙆‍♂️

2. Welcome to Nigeria where a guy will remove his earpiece so as to stare a lady's buttocks😭🤦🏻‍♀🙆🏼‍♀

3. Welcome to Nigeria where a mother will ask her son to unplug his phone of 3% and plug her own phone of 87%😂🏃🏼

4. Welcome to Nigeria where a guy will buy his gf spark 4, meanwhile he is using NOKIA TORCH tighed with rubber band🙆🏼‍♀😭🙆‍♂️

5. Welcome to Nigeria where you will see a mād man controlling traffic, and normal people are obeying😃😄🤭

6. Welcome to Nigeria where a graduate who studied medicine will end up being a plumber🤭🙆🏼‍♀

7. Welcome to Nigeria where a guy will bring out his cloths to wash, and end up keeping jeans out without washing them thinking that they are clean😂💁‍♂️🙆‍♂️

8. Welcome to Nigeria where people will go to a burial, cry, and still carry their food like say tomorrow no Dey😅🤦🏻‍♀🙆‍♂️

9. Welcome to Nigeria where people reduces the volume of the TV, to smell if something is burning 🤭🙄🙆‍♂️

10. Welcome to Nigeria where ugly people are accused of messing when it is someone else😭🤦🏻‍♀🙆🏼‍♀

11. Welcome to Nigeria where girls uses Emoji to shave their ampit🤣🙄🙆🏼‍♀🏃🏼

12. Welcome to Nigeria where people will read your post, smile and skip😂😃

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02/07/2024

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24/06/2024

We are Nigerians🇳🇬
-We call every toothpaste (MACLEAN!)
We don't care😂 😂 😂!
-We call every noodle (INDOMIE!)
We are like that😂 😂 😂!
-We call every insecticide (Fleat!)
We can't help it😋😋😋!
-We call every detergent (OMO!)
It's in our DNA😜😜😛!
-We point at an empty chair and ask “Who's sitting there”?
We are like that🙅🙅‍♂️
🙅‍♀️🙅‍♂️!
We use our mouth and our hand to knock at the same time "kor kor kor" who dey house?😏
We are just like that.
-When NEPA takes light, we go out and, check if it's the whole
street!
We are just like that😎😎!
-We use a bar of soap till it looks like a sim card
We don't have a problem🙈🙈🙈!
-We buy something, skip instructions & ask neighbors how it's
used!
We don't care😂🤣!
-We withdraw money from an ATM then count it before walking away.
We don't trust anybody, not even a machine that is made by man😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣.
-We lock the car then try to open it 2 times before walking away!
We are courteous 😂🤣😂🤣🤣.
-We turn off the volume just to smell what's burning,
-We are like that😂🤣😂
-We can't change, we are who we are.
-We are Nigerians....🇳🇬
🏊🏊😂😂😂
When you are inside a public transport and the driver takes an unfamiliar route or turn, we all remove our ear phones to see clearly 😂😂😂.
We are Nigerians🇳🇬
We call brisket bone Biscuit Bone, don't try to correct us because we have tried that many times but it seems not to get into our heads..😄😁😄😁
We are Nigerians. 🇳🇬
We love ❤ our Country

Who's with me✊✊✊😎😂😂😂

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24/06/2024

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24/06/2024

24/06/2024

With Philip Ravee II – I just got recognized as one of their top fans!

23/06/2024

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23/06/2024

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23/06/2024

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23/06/2024

Giveaway
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Only for my followers

23/06/2024

“A cheap girl is not the girl that accepts your proposal the first
day.
WHO IS A CHEAP GIRL? ...
please read with understanding .
__________________________________
1. A cheap gal is any gal who is living in a man’s house and
the man has not paid her bride price, no wedding but she is
living with him.
__________________________________
2. A cheap gal is any gal who is already having s*x with a
common boyfriend and she does not know where the
relationship is heading to, she does not know where the guy
comes from, no marriage plans, no wedding hope but she is
having s*x with the guy because of the money she is getting
from him.
__________________________________
3. A cheap gal is any gal who sends her n**e pics to her boy
friend in the name of love.
__________________________________
4. A cheap gal is any gal who has done one or more abortions
and she is still doing more.
__________________________________
5. A cheap gal is any gal who dresses half naked in the name
of fashion, exposing her b***s and other erotic parts of her
body in the street or post such pictures on Facebook or
Whatsapp and receives 500 likes and 100 comments that
you’re “beautiful” and you say “thank you”.
__________________________________
6. A cheap gal is any gal who has an affair with a married man
even after knowing it, having s*x with him, abort pregnancy,
receives money, cause havoc in the man’s marriage in order
for her to be married.
__________________________________
7. A cheap girl is any gal who reads this post and gets Angry
and will refuse to comment.”
Are we together ??....😜😜😜😜

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23/06/2024

SUNDAY GBEDU 🥺😁🤣🤣🤣🤣

A New Metal has been added to Chemistry

Name: *Woman*
Symbol: Wm
*Atomic mass:* Light when first found... tends to get heavier with time.

*PHYSICAL PROPERTIES*

- Boils at any time
- Can freeze at any time
- Melts if treated with love
- Very Bitter if Mishandled

*CHEMICAL PROPERTIES*

- Very Reactive
- Highly Unstable
- Possesses Strong Affinity towards Gold, Silver, Diamond, Platinum, Credit cards, Debit cards & Cheque books
- Money Reducing Agent

*OCCURRENCE*

Mostly found in front of the Mirror.

It's highly flammable when mixed with in-laws.

It has mixed properties when seated with parents.
# Very harmful to you if she sees you with any element similar to itself!

*Please circulate to all scientists*

😂🤓

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18/06/2024

😁😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂

1. You wear high waist trouser during pregnancy and you're asking why your baby's head look like frypan. Your not okay at all.
🙈🙈🤣🤣😁😁🏃🏃🏃😂😂😂🙆

2. Hmm if women were the ones who ruled the world they would have been no war, just a bunch of jealous country not talking to each other. 😂😂🤣🤣🤣😁😁😁😂😂🤣🤣

3. What is Nigeria turning into, one of my friends just told me that their father collects offering from them during morning devotions.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

4. Loosing me is like loosing your front teeth you will never smile again. 😁😁

5. Eat good food just in case you vomit in the public. My friend vomited rice and red oil today I use shame go buy two meat drop on top of her vomit. 🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆

6. Some girls are fine from far, But when you get close they are far from fine.
🙈🙈🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆😂😁😷🏃

7. Glo weldone o, I have to sit at the edge of my bed, turn a little to the left and open my mouth before network can enter my phone.
😁😁

8. Any cat that has survived more than one year in calabar region has the spirit of mike tyson. 🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

9. A man can control 20 cows with one stick ●
Did u get my point?↘🤷🏿‍♂️😁😁😅

10. Girls will shave their eyebrows and leave their armpits hairy.

Pls is that shifting cultivation or bush fallowing?.😂😂😂😁😁😁

11. "Cum inside me" and "Don't worry am safe "...has made guys pay bride price they didn't plan for". 🙆🙆🙆

12. I stopped understanding maths when alphabets decided to get involved.
😥😀😀😂😂😁

13. Did you just fall, no I was checking if gravity still works. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😰

14. To the guy who created imaginary numbers in math: I hate you.
😑😑😑😑😥😥

15. My friend stop ma********ng, who knows if that wasted child can invent a phone that can browse for free.
😁😁😁😁🙆🙆🙆🙆
🙋
16. Dear heart your duty is to pump blood stop falling in love. 🙈🙈🙈🙈😁
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16/06/2024

OYA..laugh😂😂

1. I wonder how people could be this funny...😂Imagine two guys were f!ghting and I tried to make things right between them. But when I hear the cause of the f!ght I couldn't help it... How will you b0rrow your friend's cl0th and then sl!m fit it😂😂🚶

2. It's very ann0ying when you sleep and you entered Canada in your dream only to wake up and start hearing... Ekāaro o Ol0gi d£ oooo....😂😂😂

3. A group of slim girls in the swimming pool will be looking like boiled spaghetti..... Lemme come and be going biko😂

4. If you hear a lady saying my child is my everything... Just know the husband rān awāy!🏃🏃😂 Wisdom will not k!ll me 😹😹

5. They say milk gives strength then I drank 4 cups of milk and I couldn't move a wall... but when I drānk 4 bottles of b££r 🍺 I saw the walls moving themselves 😂 These scientists are bl00dy l!ārs.....😂😂😂

©️ Comedian laugh ✍️

6. Those rich girls that snātch peoples boyfriends, haven't you seen me yet or you have app0ll0😏 Emi fine boy ☺😯

7. imagine someone sl!mf!tting some0ne's pānt😹🚶Ladies sha🙄😂

8. Ladies if you are sweeping your boyfriend's room and you come across a paper that says OVER 2.5 or 1X... keep it well ooo... cos it might be your bride price.😂😂🏃

9. Uncle because your crush now lives in your area... You are now wearing Suit to fetch water... Bros behave nau😂😂

10. Meanwhile some ladies be like... I need a man that will open the door for me and show me where to sit... A man that can stand by my side and handles a lot of cash! Come to think of it, aren't all this qualities of a bus conductor? 😆😆

11. May all the phones of those who Enjoyed my post without reacting LOVE or dropping a comment get st0l£n or better still fāll in a bas!n of water..Amen😁😂

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16/06/2024

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