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Very funny 😁😂

short story the video Professional cheater😝😂😂 ©kili

What will Jesus say 😁😁

I hope the day comes when I fine someone to sing for 😁😂😁😁😊

Who never chop breakfast no go understand 😁😂😊

When her ex boyfriend is the fitness instructor 😂😁😃

What do women really want? #women

🙄Help a brother 🙄 "This Lady you're seeing in this picture by my side, I don't know her from anywhere. " We met on Friday at a Bar. I called her to sit by my side and i bought her food and four bottles of Beer. "I took her home that night, one thing led to another, we had Non-stop s*x till morning hoping that she will go her way, but she pleaded with me to spend another night again, I accepted, we had another marathon s*x again till day break. " I woke up to prepare for Sunday church service, gave her 5k for her Transport fare, told her to go before I come back and drop the key under the foot mat for me, but to my greatest surprise, I came back and met her, she has cleaned up the entire house, washed my dirty clothes and prepared food with the money I gave her. "When I asked her why she didn't go, she said to me "I don't want to go, You've been so nice to me, You'll be a Good Husband". "I'm just confused because she is not even my Choice" "Please, what should i do???"🤷‍♂️

Last night, I had a chat with a writer, who told me he's tired of Facebook and will be deleting his FB account soon. I asked him the reasons for wanting to take such step, and he told me he hasn't been getting any reaction on his posts, he went further to tell me how everyone on FB doesn't want anything to do with him. [Me trying to motivate him without even checking out his timeline] 😩😌 Me: "Bro I love you, everyone loves you, keep writing, people see all you do here. It takes time to have a larger audience. And as far as I'm concerned you are a good writer" I texted. Writer: "Enough of those lies bro. I said everyone on FB hates me, and you're trying to console me, sincerely I don't think you know what I am passing through Bro" He sent me another text 👇 "People disliked me to the extent that they don't react on my posts. And when I comment on their post, they'd reply every other person's comment and skip mine. It's unfair! Me: ”But why are they doing such?" 😮 Writer: "You know people don't give a fvck about liking other peoples post, but they expect people to like theirs, especially those fo.olish Facebook celebrity & influencers" Me: "Ahhhan Bro. You shouldn't have called anyone fooli.sh. I won't tolerate that from you. It's totally uncalled for! If you don't want them on your list because they are not adding you value, then show them the way out. Saying they're fooli.sh, is what I don't welcome at all" 🤨 Writer: "Well, the truth is always b.itter" [ I quickly navigate through his TL] Me after checking out his timeline. 👇 "Bro, I've scanned through your wall. I must confess, you're a great writer mehn, but the truth is that, Nigerians are not impressed by this your shakespearian style of writing. You see, it is one problem to be born in Nigerian, it is another problem for Nigerians to read your style of writing. Use simple English in an extraordinary way, this is 21st century, and you're still writing like writers in Medieval/

What will Jesus say?

The first time she came to the compound, she saw it wasn’t clean and swept it. The second time she came, she noticed her sister in-law (then boyfriend’s sister) had dirty laundry and she washed them. Then she cooked for the family and tidied the house. The third time she came, she slept over and woke up as early as 4am to clean the windows and scrub the floor to a shine and cooked a delicious meal for the family. Soon, this became a thing and they eagerly awaited her visitation. The family was happy with her. Their son/brother had finally gotten it right. They advised him to not look elsewhere and marry this good woman and He did. After the ceremony, they stayed in the family house for their honeymoon before they would leave to their place in Awka. The second day, the family waited to be called to eat but nobody called them. They went out and the leaves that had fallen from the tree were still on the floor. Where is Nwunye Benedict? They asked and went to knock on her door. She opened it and they asked why she hadn’t cooked or swept the compound like she normally does. “Sweep which compound? Cook which food? Oh you people want to turn me to your slàve okwaya?” 😂😁😊😁😂 Written by Warri Rebel

My father was a terrorist. It was complicated for me as a child, as I would always see my father beating my mother. My mother was terrified of my father, and that fear diffused into me.😢 My father could beat my mother just for not cooking with fish if what he wanted to eat was meat.😈 My father was a carpenter, and I have always been the one helping him in his shop, so most times he tells me Susan (that's my mother) is too weak for him, I wanted a strong and hardworking woman, and God gave me this weak woman, I regret ever marrying her.😈 I didn't understand because I didn't know what he meant, but those words were registered in my subconscious. I can not remember ever talking to my mother about the incessant battering she had been receiving before she died.😭😭😭 I was shocked when my father cried during her burial. How? What? Maybe he meant it; perhaps he didn't, I don't know.😨😰😱 Fast forward 15years later, I wanted to get married, I had the money but no girl yet. I will say I was selective because I did not want what happened in my father's marriage to repeat in mine.😑 So I wrote my list of characteristics I wanted my wife to have. She must be very strong physically, must be very hardworking, must be very intelligent, must be very bold, must be very respectful, must be very... (every good thing I could think of)😃 I started my search. I noticed that most women I saw, had nothing more than two of those characteristics, and since I was getting old, I had to make my choice quick. I found Felicia, she didn't possess all my criteria, but she was very strong physically, she was hardworking and respectful.😍😍 After our first year of marriage, I think my father's demon came after me. Felicia was no more what I wanted, I began to see all her flaws clearly, and a wave of deep anger started rising inside me. I couldn't explain it, but I was not happy.😈 One day I came home to meet her younger brother in our house, he came to vi