Comic Nation

12/10/2023

That's true

20/09/2023

Cristiano Ronaldo 1year after joining Marlian records😁

19/09/2023

15/09/2023

even if d pikin grow,e go wear am as boxers😂😂😂

29/08/2023

No b lie 😂

29/08/2023

Ah swear 😂

27/08/2023

Things I hate about Facebook..😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣

1. A girl will Post dat "I wanna sleep n*ked in bed, who will join me??. Sharp Sharp u will see 1.7k reactions and 2.9k comment.. not only dat oooo😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂

2. A girl will post that "am transferring my heart and love to anyone who cares... So who wants to receive it?" Na na na u will see 4.3k reactions and 7.5k comments....😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣

3. A girl would post "am feeling ho*ny, who wants to join me?"
U na see 15.9k reactions and 19k comments..😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂
But If someone post that "pls just use two minutes to thank God for your life "u will na start seeing 18 reaction n 24 comment..

Now let me prove u wrong

Oya use just only 2sec of your time to Thank God for waking u up today and bringing you back home safely from ur journey through out this year ❤ and beyond ahead

27/08/2023

Best funny😂 stories ABOUT ME🤣

I went abroad✈️ and committed a crime, Police🕴️ pursued me but i ran🏃🏿‍♂️ into a night club💃🕺 and mixed up with people. The Police🕴️ told the organisers of the night club that a man👨🏿 committed a crime and ran into their club. One of the organisers asked the police🕴🏿 where the man was from and the police said from Nigeria🇳🇬. Then the man went to their power🌕 house, switched off the light💡 and every where was dark🌑. He waited for some time and switched it on and i shouted🗣️‘Up NEPA’ .😂🤣😂🕺🏿

And That was how i was caught and deported.👮🤦🏿‍♂️👮 ☹️😂☹️

24/08/2023

Because I Hugged someone's girlfriend Amaka is now angry. Omo relationship stress no be here, I don beg tire 🤣

24/08/2023

If she refuse to reply Ur messages just send her a recharge card and remove one number and see how God will fight your battle.🙄

24/08/2023

If poor man pikin leave school na dropout

But rich man pikin na voluntary withdrawal

24/08/2023

Laugh ooooo😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

There was a girl Akpos really lóved but he never had the guts to tell her how much he lóves her.
One night, at around 11pm, he summoned some courage and sent her an sms message saying, "I lóve you so much, I wanna dáte you.
Please reply and tell me how you feel about me." A few seconds later he received a message alért on his phóne.

He was so scáred and too ténsed to open it that night, so he decided not to check the reply until the next morning when he will be less tensed.

When he woke up the next day, he said his prayers, did his morning chores, brushed his teeth, ate his breakfast, took his bath and combed his hair, then jumped back to his bed and gently picked up his phone to read the message.

So he started reading:"Dear customer you have ínsufficient bálance to complete your request. kindly recharge your áccount and try again. Thank you."😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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24/08/2023

During my English WAEC examination, as I bounced and entered the WAEC Examination hall, there was just one prayer inside my mind which is🗣️ “God please let me sit down near a person that knows book” because the stúpid boy I told to send me the answer on my phone looks like who doesn’t have sense😩
God finally answered my prayer, the girl that I sat with was an Albin0👩🏻 and she wore medicated eyeglass that has rope👓, so I knew for sure that she knows book well well😁😋

As the paper started, this girl started to misbehäve. She was just covering her answer anyhow but as a sharp guy that I am, I was spying the answer from one déadly angle🙂😒 when it remained just 5 minutes to go, this girl caught me copying✍️ her answer and started shouting at me, but I just ignored her, considering the fact I had almost copied finish 😗
The next thing that I heard was my phone’s message tune “This usëless boy has finally sent the answer” I sighed😌 and then told the invigilator to give Me a fresh answer booklet📄

I then tore and trashed the one that I copied🗑️ from the albin0 girl👩🏻 and used the paper to stone Her, I told her that in her life, let her not ever talk to me anyhow again😒
I kept the fresh booklet ontop my table and then used one kind style to open the message only to see “Dear Customer, Enjoy your day by listening to “UNAVAILABLE”... To Download “UNAVAILABLE” by DAVIDO at #50 text 3 to 4900 🙆‍♂️💔😭
😂😂😂

TBC.....🙈
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Usenobong Don Ekponyoh

23/08/2023

Abeg which punishment I fit give 1 year baby,
he tear my last 1k
😩🙇

23/08/2023

I was having a good conversation with a friend yesterday when his girlfriend came and gave me a hug.

It was a friendly hug backed up with excitements for getting to see me again after such a long time.

I was delighted to see her and she was two times as excited than I was. As we were still smiling at each other, booom!!!! the countenance of my friend took another form; that kind of face that screams: "You are madddd!.

I hurriedly replied all her questions about how I was and etc. I didn't bother to ask her my own questions. Of course, I didn't want to get my friend pi**ed off any further.

Quickly I disengaged from my conversations with her and continued with my friend. I tell you, if eyes could ki.ll, maybe this narrative would have taken a different dimension.

If it wasn't for God this guy would have taken me to court today... Make I go explain😂.

Na me make mistake sha. When she come to hug me, I for refer am back to go hug him for peace to reign.

This relationship people should not use me to practice their kungfu skills one day.

23/08/2023

Don't accept anything that will not add value to you
Practice saying no to things you can't control.

26/07/2023

😂😂😂😂😂

🤣🤣LAUGH YOUR INTE$TINES OUT 🤣😂

😂 I can't stop laughing...😂
A girl👩 in her sleep was dreaming💭.
She👩 dreamt dat she was engaged💍, still in her sleep, she👩 was getting married💍 to the same lucky man👨.
After the wedding,she👩 became pregnant🤰 😱and was rushed to the delivery room🤔 and the nurse asked her 👩to push. 🔊
She pushed and delivered a baby👀 but the nurse told her 👩it's still remaining, she pushd and delivered the second baby, and she 👩was told it's still remaining another baby.
As she was trying to push the third baby out, her roommate👨 shouted🗣, FAVOUR wakeup!...
U don s**t for bed.🙆🙆
😇😅😅.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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22/07/2023

Police arrested you, beg with your first three emojis😳. Are you safe 🙏😥😫

21/07/2023

😂😁🤔🤔😂😂😂😂😂
This Ibadan man always goes to eat rice and stew in a restaurant.
One day, when he went to eat at the restaurant, they said "stew never done yet o".. The man said "no problem, just bring the ordinary rice for me." They gave him and he ate the ordinary rice.
Immediately he finished eating, they said stew is ready.
The man said, "bring the stew wey una suppose put for my rice." So they gave him the stew and he drank it.
All of a sudden, the man started tumbling and scattering the whole place, he used his body to hit the ground several times.
People managed to hold him down and asked him what was wrong.
The man said,
"I dey mix the rice and stew wey dey inside my belle"....😂😂😂

21/07/2023

𝓎ℴ𝓊 𝒸𝒶𝓇ℯ, 𝓁ℴ𝓋ℯ 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓉ℯ𝒶𝒸𝒽. 𝓎ℴ𝓊 𝒶𝓇ℯ 𝓅𝓇ℴ𝓉ℯ𝒸𝓉𝒾𝓋ℯ 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓈𝓊𝓅𝓅ℴ𝓇𝓉𝒾𝓋ℯ. 𝓎ℴ𝓊 𝓂𝒶𝓀ℯ 𝓂ℯ 𝒶 𝓅𝓇ℴ𝓊𝒹 𝓅ℯ𝓇𝓈ℴ𝓃. 𝓂𝒶𝓎 𝓎ℴ𝓊 𝒸ℴ𝓃𝓉𝒾𝓃𝓊ℯ 𝓉ℴ 𝓁𝒾𝓋ℯ 𝒶 𝒿ℴ𝓎𝒻𝓊𝓁 𝓁𝒾𝒻ℯ 𝒻ℴ𝓇 𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝓉𝒽ℯ 𝓎ℯ𝒶𝓇𝓈 𝓉ℴ 𝒸ℴ𝓂ℯ. 𝒾 𝓁ℴ𝓋ℯ 𝓎ℴ𝓊 𝓂ℴ𝓂, 𝒽𝒶𝓅𝓅𝓎 𝒷𝒾𝓇𝓉𝒽𝒹𝒶𝓎.
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20/07/2023

Just Keep on Smiling with Me 🥺😘😂😂

1) Have This Never Bóthered You Before??, That Only In Nigeria Fílms, you'll see Chéese Balls and Yále Bread Nylóns In their Evíl Fórests, Now the Question is : WHO SÓLD IT FOR THEM??!!😂😂😂😂

2) A Boy found on the Flóor, and went to the Pólice to réport it!.
POLÍCE:, You're truly an Exámple Of An Hónest Cítizen!!❤, So where's the Móney??

BOY: I dey cráze??!!😒😒... I only Came here to Dédicate a Song for the Owner of the Móney...Please Sómeone should joín me to sing "My Hélper oo, My hélper!!"💥😳😭😂😂

3)Chánging Pósitions is just uséless, you'll still put it in the Same Hóle, Keep the Phóne one place, let it chárge😂😂😋

4) I never Knéw I was From the Royal Family, Not Until I was Pássing and 7 Agáma Lízard were Just Bówing to Me😭😭😂😂

5) No matter how High The Rock is😔
No matter how deep the Ocean is😔
No matter how Stróng a Róck is🥺😢
All I Just want to tell you that it's Nóne of your Búsiness😂😂😂

6) Chaiii, I can't Fórget when We Do Síng The Lord's Prayers: "Dié Kingdom Born, Yahoó be done on earth as it is Heaven"😭😂😂😂

7) Me as A Doctor : Madam, Please I fórgot My Scíssors in your Stómach, So please don't Twérk or dance for your húsband so it won't shíft🙆😂😂

8) Omor, Primary School sweet diée😋🥰
TEACHER: If I póur this Súbstance, will it increase or decrease?
CLASS: Mmmhhcrease🤭😂😂😂

9) If you've Cúrves, It will clearly Shów In your Pictures;
Don't position yourself as If you're playing Córner Kick💥😳😭😂😂😂

17/07/2023

M♥️C♥️M
Meet our DOI NAMES AKSU CHAPTER 2023/2024 Ini udoka (Noble Smart ) is a 300 level student of the Prestigious Department of Statistics, Faculty of physical sciences
He is the current DOI of National association of Mkpat Enin students Akwa Ibom State University ( NAMES AKSU CHAPTER)

On behalf of the entire NAMES AKSU CHAPTER we love and celebrate your good works n Goodwill since ur emergence as The DOI 2 may God continue to bless you and Grant u all ur heart desires IJN AMEN

15/07/2023

*Today I changed my phone language from* *English to German, now I can't find my settings again*😞😂

15/07/2023

*Back then in Secondary school*
*Nothing gives me joy like cleaning the board when others are still writing*🤣🏃

13/07/2023

U dey wear okirika go abroad what if the owner sees u😂

13/07/2023

Wife is busy packing her clothes.

Man: And where are you going?

Wife: I'm moving to my mother.

Husband also starts packing.

Wife: And where do you think your going?

Husband: I'm also moving to my mother.

Wife: And what about the kids?

Husband: Well if you are moving to your mother and I'm moving to my mother then I guess they must also move to their mother....
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

12/07/2023

No matter how romantic message are, it can't be compared to credit alert. It can even make u smile at a funeral ceremony😂

12/07/2023

I never knew I'm a celebrity, until I went to the poultry this morning
O boy come see noise😕

12/07/2023

People are going through a lot these days. I was in a bus the other day and someone scratched my head thinking it was his head.😤🤦

11/07/2023

I went To Church one particular Sunday. As I sat Down with My Friénd Nkechi, we were Just gisting as usual.🥰

Suddenly, a Girl, Precious my Name, with aVery Cóstly Fíne Dress walked to Our Side, With Dárk Hairy Skinned. She had a Dimplé which Made her Looked nót only Rích, but Stúnning and Béautiful.

She actually sat Beside me and Nkechi, Looked at me and Said "Póor people everywhere!!"😟🥺🥺, And her Brother Laúghed🥺😭😭

"Jessuuss, I have never felt húmiliated in my life!!"🥺😭; I áttacked her and said "Why will you call us póor people😒😟, what prôof do you Have, we're bétter than you!"😒😔😔. Actually, it didn't have enough clóthes, so I usually mánage It as God blesses 🥺😢.

Precious Bârked at Us "Shút up!!😳, Look at the Rágs you're Wearing, so Irrítating, I can't even Give béggar's this clóthes!" 😳🙊🥺😭😭

As she said that, I Búrst into Teárs🥺😢, Póor Emótional Me!!, As Nkechi was Cónsoling me, Telling me to be Stróng😭😭,

Precious' Mom Just shoúted in the Whole church "Precious!! Práy!!!!, Pray!!!!!, Remember you are writing Anóther Jámb this year, Práy that you wón't get 45/400 again!!, We don't Want Jámb to Give you "Jamb Pôlo T shirt" as Their Cústomer " 💥😳😭😭😂😂😂

11/07/2023

I met a girl on facebook and met face to face today... 😳😋
I decieded to take her to a restaurant where we can relax and talk better🤗

😩I had #500 only with me.🤦🏻‍♂️

I paid for bike man that take us to the restaurant, which cost 200 and I was left with 300naira.🥺

When we got there before I could order something for her,
😏She ordered a bottle of drink that cost 1,700naira and a meal which cost 900 naira...😶🤨

And she ask me to go outside and buy recharge card which cost 200naira😏.

People of GOD filled with wisdom...🙌
I' m outside now what should I do???? 😩
Plz help me oo🥺🥺🥺

11/07/2023

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
1. STINGY😼:- Is when someone asks you for salt and you said your mom counted it 😂

2. CONFUSION🙆‍♀️🙆‍♂️:- Is when you steal meat from your mother's pot and you forget whether the spoon was placed upwards or downwards 😂

3. SHOCK🧐😳:- Is when you touch your pocket and you didn't feel your phone🙄😂💔

4. CAUSE TROUBLE😹🖐️:- Is when you enter a restaurant and you discover that all the guys there are with their ladies and you decide to make a fake call will your China phone:☎️📞
"Hello, my man, I saw your wife with a man in a restaurant, come quick quick" after that, you turn your back only to discover that all the ladies has disappeared😂🏃

5. WAHALA🤧😭😂:- Is after you have been punished by a soldier and you climbed ur bike and shout "Thunder fire you" and then, your bike refuses to start🙄😂

6. PROBLEM😂:- Is when you take your girlfriend to a bar and order for Andre( wine), as a village girl, she says; "prease make it spicy" 🙄😳

7. WITCHCRAFT🧞‍♀️😹:- Is after standing for one hour in a queue under the sun just to withdraw money, and when it's finally your turn, you notice you were with ur Voter's Card not ur ATM😂😿🙆‍♂️

8. HEART ATTACK💔😹:- Is when your girlfriend pregnant and your wife is pregnant 😫🤧

9. WICKEDNESS 😢: is wen you finish reading this post and don't react/follow our page🖐️🙏💦

11/07/2023

😂😂 My wife and I 😂🥺

Last night I had a serious fïght 🤼‍♂️
with my wife just because I was drünk🍾
and she made me promised her never
to get my self drunk again which I did.😣

Today I went to my friends birthday🎂 party my colleague at my working place, we all ate, drink and had fun🤸‍♂️🤸‍♀️. And now am so drünk, I manage to know my way back home.😣

When I entered my house I was sitting on my sofa in my sitting room when my wife was coming down from the step,🚶‍♀️
and I don’t want her to know that I’m drünk so that we won’t have another fight,🤼‍♂️ I started operating my laptop, when she came closer to me she said 🗣️“honey who are you trying to føøl?🙄

I can see that you are really drünk!”🤸‍♂️🍾
I quickly replied🗣️ “look here woman I don’t want your tröuble this time around, because I won’t tolerate any nønsense from you.😒

👨Well as you can see, I’m only trying to do some office work on my system.”
🗣️She said to me “I see, but why
are you typing on your “Briefcase”💼😂😂😂

10/07/2023

Guys without beards were do you touch when you’re thinking as a man 😂

10/07/2023

School na scam
If Dem remove voice note for Whatsapp🤣🤣
U fit chat🥺🥺

01/07/2023

The only thing left in my bank account is my name🤔🤔
But am not bothered because 😎😎
A good name is better than riches🤗🤗

01/07/2023

Make una no vex say I no dey online since morning
I follow my guy go deny
Pregnancy 🤰
For shrine 😁