LordMayonnaisetv

03/01/2024

Big shout out to my newest top fans! Holadayo Holaleye

03/01/2024

Helping hands Shuks let Talk

20/12/2023

The Nothingness of Life 🧬🥹😔
Every soul will taste Death.

19/12/2023

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Akin Dolu, Agbata Ikechukwu

17/12/2023

Does anyone has an idea 💡🤔

31/10/2023

Brymo is not taking it easy with Burna boy o. Olofooro (abeg make person help me translate the name make I laugh small)

22/10/2023

https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VaDkpvw5EjxqjCTg0v1N

WhatsApp channel now available! We are here 😂😜
This is gonna be fun yeah? Who’s in with me

20/09/2023

This is Crazy!!! He Became More Famous After His Death! Rapper Mohbad Was Seen On Metro Newspaper In The United Kingdom 💔😭🕊️

19/09/2023

AVOIDING UNNECESSARY PRESSURE!!!
1. Put your kids in
schools you can afford
because expensive
schools don't
guarantee good
results. Just ensure
they attend a good
affordable school

2. Rent apartments you
can pay for
conveniently. Don’t live
in a house you struggle
to pay yearly.

3. Let’s plan our lives and
live within our means.
Save more and spend
less.

4. Some women buy food
for their children every
morning before going
to school or even for
the whole family, do
you know it’s cheaper
to cook at home?

5. Some people don’t
earn much, but have
DSTV at home, go for
GOTV and upgrade
when your income
upgrades. It’s still the
same CNN anyway!

6. Eat healthy meals and
protect your family
from mosquitoes to
avoid going to the
hospital always.

7. Take advantage of
food and fruits in
season, its cheaper
and you can be
creative to create
amazing meals.

8.Don’t copy your
neighbor’s lifestyle,
she earns well and her
husband is a ‘big
man’

9. Don’t follow trends,
wear clean well-
ironed clothes and
keep your hair neat.
You would still look
good.

10. Keep your circle
small, keep only
friends that have
senses!

11. Above all things, have
the fear of God, have
integrity, don’t be lazy
and be prayerful.

12. Planning is the key, if
you fail to plan, you
PS:Ifplan to FAIL.

13. Don't do more than
your budget this
Time, there is no
award given to best
family that wore an
expensive cloth for
the year

14.Don't be in
competition with
anyone...
The purpose of shoes
and clothes are to
make us smart and
good.

12/09/2023

23-year old Mexican rapper named Dansur, surgically implants gold chains into his head to serve as his hair.

He claims he’s the “first rapper … in human history” to rock an assortment of gold chains as “hair” hanging from hooks he surgically implanted into his scalp.

05/09/2023

https://youtube.com/shorts/TKvOb1r4tXA?si=6rnE6K76arYEe79Z

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05/09/2023

Useful Abbreviations!

I bet you don't know must of this things until this moment 👇

17/08/2023

The owner of this cv is now a minister (Minister of State Defence) and your cv with 2 UK masters degree cant even get a N200k per month job in lagos 😩

Funniest part is that he did not even pass his highest qualification 😁
These are the ones leading us 😢

In addition to dat 2 UK masters degree
Do u have 5 to 6 years working experience?
Do u have a senior lawyer as a guarantor?
Wat did u graduate with? distinction preferably
Can u work under pressure?
Are u a team player?
Were did u see urself in d next 5years Nigerian?

25/06/2023

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22/02/2023

26/01/2023

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24/11/2022

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17/11/2022

Arising matters on LordMayonnaisetv

11/06/2022

https://youtu.be/_VJCkhjqR2o

The level of employment in Nigeria rises to another high percent in Fourth quarterhttps://www.instagram.com/tv/CepWcsVKKGC/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=https://www.fa...

11/06/2022

UNEMPLOYMENT OUTBURST IN NIGERIA.....
The level of employment in Nigeria rises to another high percent in Fourth quarter

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CepWcsVKKGC/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

https://youtu.be/_VJCkhjqR2o

14/05/2022

Justice for Deborah Samuel Yakubu ✊

13/05/2022

As much as Nigeria is so unsafe this incident as made known that it's citizens can be brutally killed for any reasons such as a social platform like WhatsApp

13/05/2022

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CdgiO16DEB9/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=