Brightness chioma

15/12/2023

If the last 2 digits of your phone number Is the amount you will get in millions this month. How much will you receive?

10/12/2023

Don’t rush okay 👌

01/12/2023

What will you do ?? 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

30/11/2023

26/11/2023

My Christmas don dey ready small small😋😋😋

Miracle no dey tire Jesus💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼

My doors are always open for any missing animals 😅😅😅😁

24/11/2023

Watch till end 😂

10/10/2023

God help your daughter 🙏🙏🙏

09/10/2023

Okada man gist on bike....air no go allow you hear anything..

okada man: jdvdpuhadetwwkstew

Me: yes sir I swear no be lie🤣😂

02/10/2023

I am not a prophetess but am sure the person reading this is very hungry 🤔

19/09/2023

Even lizard get babe , what’s your excuse?

Me : next month

15/09/2023

So on the bus today, someone brought out a real iPhone 14 pro max and was offering to sell it to my friend for 75k last. He said his mother was in the hospital and they needed 75k for the surgery which was why he needed the exact amount.

Since he mentioned 75k, my friend started pricing it for 50k.

To buy was hungrying him.

I collected it and checked.

Everything is working fine. The screen of the phone had the seller's picture as Screen saver.

I told my friend that the phone could be stolen.

He said even though it is, he would flash it and change the casing or resell it immediately.

That is how my friend paid o.

Through transfer.

Despite my warning.

I was just holding the phone and looking at it in shock.

At a point I wished it was me that bought it.

But kai.

50k for iPhone?

No na.

No amount of desperation would make me sell for 50k.

We alighted from the bus and waved at the man who said he was rushing to the hospital to begin the process of the surgery with the money.

My friend and I sat down under a tree to look at the phone he had bought again.

While the phone, it turned off.

The screen could not turn on again.

We felt it was battery so we decided to find a place to charge it.

Suddenly, the screen turned on again.

We started seeing the screen showing.

"Searching..."

The search icon stayed for like 2 minutes rotating like planet Earth.

Then it switched to.

"Tracking... Tracking... Tracking..."

I was the one holding the phone at that moment.

I quickly gave my friend his phone to hold first.

He didn't collect it again.

He said I should hold it.

I didn't understand anymore. So I shouted at him.

"Bros collect your phone na."

"Shey you dey hold am. Just dey hold am de go na. Make e track finish."

"Track who?"

"The thing e dey track?"

"Which thing? Oga hold your phone."

"Calm down na. We no know wetin e the track. Shey I dey here na. Hold am. Maybe e dey track network?"

"Hiaaann... Let it continue tracking network in your hand abeg. Hold your phone biko."

I shoved the phone in his pocket and continued began to walk home.

Suddenly from behind my friend shouted and ran past me.

I joined him to run.

While running I was asking him.

"Kelechi? Why are you running?"

Kelechi shouted back.

"The phone show location found."

"Which location?"

"I no know o. Maybe na our location."

I was still running right with Kelechi when I saw that he was running with the phone in his hand.

I turned back silently and started running left.

Left was a bush.

I didn't mind.

I kept following it and running for my life.

Only for me to turn back and see Kelechi following me behind with the phone still in his hand.

Who wrote this abeg? . I don laugh tire😂😂

#

15/09/2023

Cheers to those that
did not do AI Photos
U are indeed 18+
💔💔😂😂

11/09/2023

😩😩😩

31/08/2023

😂😂

29/08/2023

🥺🥺🥺

24/08/2023

I looove my babe 🥱🥱

09/08/2023

When making
Semo, after adding Maggi and oil, what next will I add?
Help a sister biko.
🙆🏿

05/08/2023

May your mother live to eat the fruits of her labor 🙏

05/08/2023

U no fit kneel down pray to God to protect your home but if na doggy u go kneel down, set nyash like dstv antenna.

16/07/2023

Olololoooooooooo🤣🤣🤣

16/07/2023

If I'm to be a reverend father, and you come to confess your sins only to start saying you killed this person, you poisoned this person. If you no enter prison call me baskard.🌝

I'm not God that wil forgive you.🤓

03/07/2023

Make I hear say I share this bread with anyone
🥱🥱🥱🚶‍♀️🚶‍♀️🚶‍♀️

Happy new week 🌹🌹🌹🔥🔥🔥🔥

28/06/2023

Prove me wrong 😑

20/06/2023

For one cup of rice , Chidimma of my gas 😏

14/06/2023

Earpod Of 50k No Gree Sound Again, I Just Hope Say Na Me Deaf 🙄😒

10/06/2023

Oya kiss him or go back to your ex 🙃

09/06/2023

When you try to mind your business in this bookface🙄🙄🙄

Someone from somewhere must come and interrupt your focus😏

Just like this fowl is digging into someone's Akpamu uninvited 🥴🥴🥴

09/06/2023

Daddy is not rich😢
Mummy is not rich 😢
But You will be the one to change the story 😊Amen

02/06/2023

For this your age now eh, if you loss 5k, you go cry?😭
Me I fit commit su***de o!