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SMAI Inspiring and reaching out to the world around me
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05/03/2023

When you pray, God listens. When you listen, God talks. When you believe, God works. If God has been good to you Insert Amen

10/01/2023

SMAI mate!
1. If You Are Looking For Wealth, Somebody Is Looking For Health.

2. If You Are Looking For Health, Somebody Just Died.

3. If You are Looking For Power, Somebody Has Acquired And Used it And Is Now Powerless.

4. Each Time You Drive A Fancy Car, Somebody, Somewhere Is Dying In A Car Crash.

5. Each Time a New Mansion Springs From The Earth, A New Grave is Dug Below The Earth.

6. Each Time You Throw Away A Morsel, Somewhere, Somebody is Searching For a Morsel To Survive.

7. Each Time You Throw Food Into Dustbin, Someone Is Looking For Remnant To Eat.

8. Each Time You Ask God To Promote or Change Your Present Situation, Someone Is Praying to Get To Your Present Situation.

9. For Each Smile On The Planet, There's a Drop Of Tear In Another Place On The Planet.

10. For Each Celebration Of Childbirth, There Are Tears of Burial.

11. Each Time You Urinate Or Drink Water, Remember Someone Is Using Pipe For The Same Purpose.

Always Be Thankful.

26/12/2022

SMAI mate!
"WHO IS DOING YOU?"

A single unguarded picture.
A careless comment
On the social media
Can affect your destiny forever!
And you may not even know it.
Biodun has been considering proposing to Jane for months now...
As he was making up his mind finally to give the shot, he stumbled across her half n**e picture that was generating unpleasant comments..
"You look so hot"
"Sexy baby" are the very mild ones...

Biodun who has been praying for a godly lady who will be a vision carrier ran for his life!
Jane is still single 5 years after.
Going from one "ori oke" (prayer mountain) to another.
Praying that God should kill the enemy delaying her marriage.
If God should answer Jane, she'll be dead by now.
Tade has been looking for a job offer for over 3 years now.
The best he has gotten is: "We will get back to you..."
Unknown to him, all interviewers usually check him up on all his social media handles to see his contents.
Unfortunately, all his handles are full of stuff that no Employer wants to identify with in anyway.
He may never get a job!
So, who is the enemy of Tade?
Tade, "who is doing you?"
Ta lo n se รฉ?
Many don't have an idea of what has "passed over" them because of careless posts, comments and pictures of the past!

Some checking on you even go to the extent of investigating your "likes".
โ€˜Likeโ€™ is an endorsement of a post and you must know it.
They can simply draw their conclusions from that.

Marriage proposals
Job opportunities
Great contracts
Even visas
And many opportunities have been lost because of careless postings.
Yes.
You are free to post whatever you like... but people are also free to "judge" you by your posts.
You have control over your posts but...
You don't have control over their decisions.

Some cannot share their opinions without insulting others!
You see pride and arrogance in some posts.
Your "helpers" may be watching and wondering if you are the one they are sent to...

The other day, I saw a post of a young man and in my mind, I said: "This is a young man that I may not be able to work with."
Even if he can provide the service I need, I will probably look for an alternative because I don't want to be identified with his "brand" of unprovoked insults on other mortals made in the similitude of God.

His post was full of insults and abusive words for others and yet he is looking for clients!
Abusing even fathers means nothing to some.
They call it boldness.
Listen.
In the beginning was The Word and
The Word was God!
God and His word are mutually inclusive. The word of God is God.
You are your word.
Your word is you.
What are you writing?
What are you posting?
You are creating your reality and future by your words!
From the abundance of the hearts, the mouth does not only speaketh, the hand 'posteth' also!
For God's sake,
It is not too late to change.

*Be reminded that it can only be a new year only if it's a new life*

Merry Christmas & Happy New Year.

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Merry Christmas ๐ŸŒฒโค๏ธ to y'all my wonderful family. Though we had tough time this year but I believe next year will be muc...
25/12/2022

Merry Christmas ๐ŸŒฒโค๏ธ to y'all my wonderful family.
Though we had tough time this year but I believe next year will be much better than this year.
I wish you all the best in your endeavors. Next year I hope to start something much bigger than just posting articles, gonna need y'all much this time.
Love y'all โค๏ธ

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25/12/2022

Merry Christmas ๐ŸŒฒ
To my wonderful Facebook family!

22/12/2022

SMAI mate!
A rich man was once interviewed on an Israeli TV programme. He was a billionaire.*

He was asked if he had ever been surprised by anything. He said yes, on one of his many trips around the world, a Christian man shocked him with his belief.

So he began:

In the street of Jerusalem one day, I looked directly inside a Church and saw a man extending his clenched palms towards heaven.

It was after the afternoon prayer. Everyone else had finished praying and gone, but he remained praying.

Curious, I went inside the Church to see the man's face and I saw him in tears as he was praying fervently.

I waited patiently until he was done with his prayer. Then I asked him what the problem was.

He said he had an urgent need for $10,000 for his Wife who was in the hospital.

I said, "Is this why you are praying so passionately?" He said yes.

Coincidentally, I had exactly $10,000 in my pocket. So I counted the money and gave it to him.

Without waiting to thank me first, he prostrated instantly to thank GOD. Then he stood up and thanked me too.

Bewildered by his attitude, I told him how impressed I was. So, I extended my personal card containing my direct line and direct email address.

"I'm impressed by you, anytime you need anything, money...any amount, call me directly and you shall have it."

This man shocked me!! He refused my offer.

The TV host was surprised too. "Why did he reject your offer?"

"His reason made me a changed manโ€™โ€ answered the young billionaire.

"What was his reason?", the obviously impatient TV host asked.

*Well, in his words, he said "No, thanks. I won't call you when I need money or anything else. I will always call the ONE who sent you."*

_Don't let any man play God in your life - not even your boss. GOD is the Giver and Controller of the Universe. Look only to Himโค๏ธ๐Ÿ™.

16/12/2022

A LETTER TO GARRI
โœ๏ธโœ๏ธโœ๏ธโœ๏ธโœ๏ธโœ๏ธโœ๏ธโœ๏ธโœ๏ธโœ๏ธโœ๏ธ

Dear Garri,๐Ÿ˜Š I have always wanted to write this to you because you've been there for me when others left, so I decided to eulogize and define you in a special way .

G - Giver of energy๐Ÿ˜‹
A - Attitude changer(from bad mood to good mood)โ˜บ๏ธ
R - Reducer of weakness in the muscles and joints๐Ÿ˜
I - Increaser of agility๐Ÿ™Š

Some friends have described you in many ways like.. Students power๐Ÿ™‚.. Life support๐Ÿ˜‰.. The last hope of the common man๐Ÿ™‚.. Weakness extinguisher๐Ÿค—

You are the first son of cassava
The sibling of Akpu (Fufu)๐Ÿ™ƒ
The father of Eba๐Ÿ˜
The cousin to Tapioca๐Ÿคจ

My love for you is indescribableโ™ฅ๏ธ
Corn flakes came but he left me๐Ÿ˜ฉ
Golden morn also came but left me too๐Ÿ˜ญ
But you came and stood by me๐Ÿฅบ

Oh dear old Garri, you are a loyal friend to the rich and Bestie ๐Ÿ‘ฏ to the poor, you're always compatible with every thing

I enjoy taking you with
Groundnutsโ˜‘๏ธ
Fishโœ…
Kulikuli ( child to groundnut)โ˜‘๏ธ
Beansโœ…
Moi-moi (child to beans)โ˜‘๏ธ
Akara (sibling to moi-moi)โœ…

You work hand to hand with your associates like
Sugarโ˜‘๏ธ
Milkโœ…
Coconutโ˜‘๏ธ
Soya milk etcโœ…

Oh my Beloved Garium sulphateโ™ฅ๏ธ, I will never leave you๐Ÿ™ƒ or abandon you for your taste๐Ÿ˜‹ is more than a thousand corn flakes

Thank you
For yourโœŒ๏ธ
Much love โค๏ธ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’›

Urs sincerely,
SMAI

13/12/2022

Sometimes I feel like quittingโŒ, but really I'm just starting๐Ÿค“.

12/12/2022

SMAI mate!
The Japanese says you have 3 face.

The first face, you show to the world.

The second face, you show to your close friends and your family.

The third face, you never show to anyone and it is the truest reflection of who you are.

10/12/2022

You got to stop worrying about people who don't give a D.A.M.N about you.๐Ÿ’”

09/12/2022

SMAI mate!
FACTS ABOUT QUIET PEOPLE YOU DIDN'T KNOW

1:- prefer being on their own than the spotlight.โœŒ๏ธ

2: -Everyone taking their silence for weakness.๐Ÿ’”

3:-Melting when they hear the word โ€œspeak upโ€!.๐Ÿคง

4:-always thinking before speaking & when they speak theyโ€™re usually pick their words.โค๏ธ

5:-knowing that you are a great person but having to fight hard to prove it.๐Ÿค”

6:-feeling uncomfortable in a room full of strangers.๐Ÿ™‡โ€โ™‚๏ธ

7:-Struggling to talk to a boy/girl you have feelings for ๐Ÿ’™

8:-constantly calling your name and prefer talking to yourself ๐Ÿ˜”

9:-Once they get comfortable with you they get crazy and wild๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜œ

10:-They are shy At first they can't maintain eye contact๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ™ˆ

11:-They have too much anger don't get them pi**ed off๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ’”

12:-They are very crazy on social media๐Ÿคธ

13:-They are loyal and love the most in relationships๐Ÿ˜ฃโค

14:-They never show their pain๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ’”
Some of them are depressed and alone but they pretend๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ข

15:-They've got the cutest smile and weirdest laughter๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜

So Unique!

07/12/2022

SMAI mate!
A teacher was asking his students about what they want to be in the future, all the students start talking

"๐—” ๐——๐—ผ๐—ฐ๐˜๐—ผ๐—ฟ"
"๐—” ๐—™๐—ฎ๐—บ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐˜€ ๐—ฝ๐—ถ๐—น๐—ผ๐˜"
"๐—”๐˜€ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ ๐˜€๐—ฒ๐˜…๐˜† ๐—ป๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐˜€๐—ฒ"
"๐—”๐—ป ๐—”๐˜๐˜๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐˜†"
"๐—œ ๐—น๐—ผ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—บ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐˜†, ๐—œ'๐—น๐—น ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ ๐—ฏ๐˜‚๐˜€๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜€๐˜„๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ป"
"๐—” ๐—ฃ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐˜€๐—ถ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜"
"๐—” ๐— ๐—ถ๐—น๐—น๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฎ๐—ถ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ"
"๐—” ๐—–๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ณ"

Laughter echoed the whole classroom, but there is a student sitting on the chair close to the window the teacher moved close to him and asked

"๐——๐—ฎ๐˜ƒ๐—ถ๐—ฑ, ๐—บ๐—ฎ๐˜† ๐—œ ๐—ธ๐—ป๐—ผ๐˜„ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐˜€๐˜„๐—ฒ๐—ฟ?"
the boy looked at the teacher
"๐—œ ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐—ป๐˜ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—น๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ"

He simply answered and look back again outside the window. One of the student shouted "๐—œ๐—ฑ*๐—ผ๐˜, ๐—ฒ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜†๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฒ ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐—ป๐˜๐˜€ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—น๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ" the students started to laugh. The teacher shut them up and faced the boy.

"๐—ข๐—ต, ๐—ฑ๐—ผ๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐—ถ๐˜ ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚ ๐—ฑ๐—ผ๐—ป'๐˜ ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐—ฎ๐—น๐—น? ๐—น๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—ธ ๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ ๐—ฐ๐—น๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜€๐—บ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐˜† ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ๐—น๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฑ๐˜† ๐—ฝ๐—น๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ป๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ถ๐—ฟ ๐—ณ๐˜‚๐˜๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐—ฒ, ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚ ๐˜€๐—ต๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—น๐—ฑ ๐˜๐—ผ๐—ผ....." the boy looked at the teacher and said "๐—œ ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฐ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ, ๐˜๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐˜„ ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—บ๐˜† ๐—น๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜ ๐—ฑ๐—ฎ๐˜†"

Silence filled the classroom๐Ÿ˜ฅ

06/12/2022

Still can't believe it!
My girlfriend and I had a little issue last night and when I woke up this morning I saw her lying dead on the floor - she stabbed herself with a knife.
I couldn't believe it, I asked her why she did that and she said it's because she believed I'm cheating on her. I told her that's not true and carried her up from the floor, but before I knew it she brought out a gun and shot herself.
I became terrified and immediately put her in my car so I could take her to the hospital.
On my way, she asked me to stop close to a bridge and I did, she came down and immediately jumped into the river. I immediately alerted the divers there who fetched her dead body from the river. I looked at her co**se and began to cry , she asked me why I was crying and I told her that I love her so much.
She finally passed out in my very arms but I still continued my journey to the hospital as she said she was feeling weak. There the doctor told me that she was alright and just needs some rest. I was so relieved but when I went to her ward I saw her lying lifeless - with poison pills in her hand.
I was getting angry now but then she told me that I should calm down and that everything will be okay soon. We kissed for some seconds but to my very greatest surprise & shock, she closed her eyes, fell on my laps and
finally died. I cried uncontrollably beside her, she told me to stop crying that everything will be alright. ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜‚

04/12/2022

When I fall, he catches me.
When I'm sad, he holds me.
When I cry, he wipes my tears.
Thank you Lordโค๏ธ๐Ÿ™

28/11/2022

SMAI Mate!
Amazing facts about your body:

โ€ข You can't tickle yourself; because the brain knows what you're about to do and prepares your body for it.

โ€ข An average human has about 150,000 hairs on their head and are so elastic that they can stretch upto 30% more when wet.

โ€ขThe heart beats 100,000 times a day and pumps 1/3 cup of water with each beat.

โ€ข Ear wax is actually good for you, it protects your ear from bacteria and itchy dryness.

โ€ข We blink about 30,000 times a day.

โ€ข Our eyes get tired of books because we blink every 4secs but we do it less when reading. That's why you start yawning when you read for few minutes.

โ€ข Humans glow in the dark but you can't see it with the human eye.

โ€ข There's about 4 to 5 litres of blood in an average human.

โ€ข We can locate and touch any part of our body without looking, because of the 6th sense proprioception we have.

25/11/2022

SMAI mate!
FACTS U DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT "ONE DAY"

1. ONE DAY you will lock your door, but you will not be the one to open it.

2. ONE DAY you will wash that best clothes of yours and you will not be able to wear it.

3. ONE DAY your favorite food will be prepared and you will not be there to eat it anymore.

4. ONE DAY you will eat and drink what you will never excrete.

5. ONE DAY your curriculum vitae and all your years of experience will not matter to anyone anymore.

6. ONE DAY the person that seems to love you most will never dare to move closer to you.

7. ONE DAY you will think of what you can never accomplish.

8. ONE DAY you will be regarded as "a co**se"

9. ONE DAY you will be isolated in a place called "grave"

10. ONE DAY those things and people you love most will come your way but you will not be able to give any attention to it/them.

11. ONE DAY you will hold your breath and never be able to release it.

12. ONE DAY you will become a defendant before The Chief Judge (GOD).

13. ONE DAY housefly/ termites will come your way and you will be unable to chase them.

14. ONE DAY you will receive a call that you can never decline.

15. ONE DAY your name will be called, but no one will answer.

16. ONE DAY the assets you cherished most will be taken by another person.

17. ONE DAY your deed on Earth will be presented to you like a CD.

18. ONE DAY a title will be added to your name "The Late"

19. ONE DAY the Great Allocator will allocate you to an appropriate place.

20. ONE DAY that your beautiful skin will turn to its original nature-sand/dust.

21. ONE DAY your entire body will cease operation. The verb will change from he is a good man to he was a good man.

22. ONE DAY you will be given an eternal apartment, either Paradise or hell.

23. ONE DAY you will not be able to hold or type anything on this phone anymore.

In conclusion, take LIFE easy, DO GOOD, and run from EVIL. Be at peace with everyone, love your neighbour as yourself.

22/11/2022

SMAI mate!
In bed yesterday, I was asking myself; ๐Ÿ˜”

๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”"What are some of the Secrets to Success in Life?"

๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜Œ I found the answer right there in my very room.๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹

The Roof said, "Aim High." โœŠ

The Fan said, "Be Cool"๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

The Window said, "Expand your Vision.โœ…

" The Clock said, "Every minute is Precious"๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’ฏ

The Mirror said, "Reflect before you Act." ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—

The Calendar said, "Be up to Date." ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ

The Door said, "Push hard for your Goals." โœŠโœŠ

The Floor said, "Always be down to earth."โœ…๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ

The Toilet said, "Flush the Bad Habits that will Deter you." ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜

The Wall said, "Share other's load."๐Ÿ˜˜

The Wallet said, "Save now for future."โœ…

Then I looked at the bed and it said, "Cover yourself with blanket and go off to sleep!".

21/11/2022

SMAI mate!
An Old Farmer writes to his Son who is in Prison:
"Dear Son, this year I won't be able to plant Potatoes because I can't dig the field by myself, I know if you are here, you would have helped me".

The Son writes back,
"Dad don't even think of digging the field because that's where I buried all the money I stole."

The Police read the letter and the next Day the whole field was dugged up looking for the money but nothing was found.

The following Day the Son wrote again,
'Now plant your Potatoes dad, it's the best I can do from here.

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15/11/2022

SMAI mate!
Funny But Wise African Proverbs.๐ŸŽฏ

1. When God cooks, you don't see smoke.

Meaning: God is powerful enough to do the impossible in our lives without you even knowing.

2. The day you need a wife, the market is filled with mad people.

Meaning: things become scarce, the day you need them most.

3. No matter how good you are to a goat, it will still eat your yam

Meaning: some people will always be ungrateful, no matter how helpful you are to them.

4. No matter how far you urinate, the last drop always falls at your feet.

Meaning: there will always be consequences for your actions.

5. A roaring lion kills no game.

Meaning: bragging or talking about your dreams alone can't make you achieve them.

6. Only a fool tests the depth of a river with both feet.

Meaning: don't jump into a situation without first thinking about it

7. You don't teach the path of the forest to an old gorilla

Meaning: our elders have more experience in this life, so we should learn to respect them and listen to their advice.

8. A restless foot may walk into a snake pit

Meaning: a busy body or idle person will always get into trouble.

9. He who swallows a complete coconut has absolute trust in his a**s.

Meaning: before making a crucial decision, you must make sure that you have all it takes to bear the consequences.

10. A man who sees a hen scattering excreta should stop it. Who knows who will eat the leg?

Meaning: when you see something going bad around you, try and rectify it; you'll never know who gets harmed by it.

11. If a man swears that he wants to harm you when you're asleep, you can go to bed. If a woman says the same, stay awake.

Meaning: women are not known to make empty threats

12. Don't call the forest that shelters you a jungle

Meaning: don't insult the person or something you benefit from.

13. No matter how the buttocks hurry, it will always remain behind.

Meaning: don't try to outrun your destiny

Which one is your favorite ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜ณ

13/11/2022

SMAI mate!
The Greatness of Blacks in the World โœŠ๐Ÿผ

โ€ข The richest person in the history of the earth was Mansa Musa du mali (Black)

โ€ข The greatest Pop musician was Michael Jackson (Black)

โ€ข The greatest jazz singer "The famous Aretha Franklin. (Black)

โ€ข The greatest footballer was Pรจle (Noir)

โ€ข The biggest boxer was Muhammed Ali (Black)

โ€ข The biggest and richest golfer is Tiger Woods (Black)

โ€ข The greatest Basketball player was Michael Jordan (Black)

โ€ข The biggest runner and only world record is Usain Bolt (Black)

โ€ข The biggest female tennis player is Serena Williams (Black)

โ€ข The biggest Hip Hop artist was 2 PAC (Black)

โ€ข The greatest philosophers were Malcolm X and Martin Luther King Jr (Blacks)

โ€ข The greatest Reggae artist was Bob Marley (Black)

โ€ข The most educated President was Robert Mugabe (Black)

โ€ข The world's greatest President was Nelson Mandela (Black)

โ€ข The man who successfully carried out the American space shuttle to the moon was called "Arineitwe" a Ugandan (Black)

โ€ข The most famous general was Colin Luther Powell (Black)

โ€ข The great surgeon in the world is Ben Carson (Black)

โ€ข The greatest Medical invention...The revolutionary robot used in brain surgery by the Franco-Beninese Bertin Nahum (Black).

โ€ข The next great person is You!

โ€ข Stop thinking that white people are superior to Us.

โ€ข Black people are not the lowest in this world either!

โ€ข Start to discover the superiority in You.

โ€ข SMAI mate, Let us wake up dear African brothers.

SMAI mate!SOME RULES TO TEACH YOUR DAUGHTER AT EARLY STAGE1. Make your bed every day, even if itโ€™s right before you get ...
10/11/2022

SMAI mate!
SOME RULES TO TEACH YOUR DAUGHTER AT EARLY STAGE

1. Make your bed every day, even if itโ€™s right before you get in it.

2. Donโ€™t wear holey underwearโ€ฆin case youโ€™re in an accident and they cut your clothes off.

3. Travel light through life. Keep only what you need.

4. Itโ€™s okay to cry when youโ€™re hurt. Itโ€™s also okay to smash (some) things; but, wash your face, clean your mess, and get up off the floor when youโ€™re done. You donโ€™t belong down there.

5. If youโ€™re going to curse, be clever. If youโ€™re going to curse in public, know your audience.

6. Seek out the people and places that resonate with your soul.

7. Just because you can, doesnโ€™t mean you should.

8. 5-second rule. Itโ€™s just dirt. There are worse things in a fast food cheeseburger.

9. Happiness is not a permanent state. Wholeness is. Donโ€™t confuse these.

10. If youโ€™re staying more than one night, unpack your bag.

11. Never walk through an alley alone.

12. Be less sugar, more spice, and only as nice as youโ€™re able to without compromising yourself.

13. Canโ€™t is a cop-out.

14. Hold your heroes to a high standard. Be your own hero.

15. If you canโ€™t smile with your eyes, donโ€™t smile. Insincerity is nothing to aspire to.

16. Never lie to yourself.

17. Your body, your rules.

18. If you have an opinion, you better know why.

19. Practice your passions.

20. Ask for what you want. The worst thing they can say is no.

21. Wish on stars and dandelions, then get to work to make them happen.

22. Stay as sweet as you are.

23. Fall in love often. Particularly with ideas, art, music, literature, food and far-off places.

24. Fall hard and forever in love with nothing but yourself.

25. Say Please, Thank You, and Pardon Me, whenever the situation warrants it.

26. Reserve โ€œIโ€™m sorryโ€ for when you truly are.

27. Naps are for grown-ups, too.

28. Question everything, except your own intuition.

29. You have enough. You are enough.

30. You are amazing!

07/11/2022

SMAI mate!
In the Bible, Jesus broke some laws.
* He first broke the law of biology by coming to this world through a
virgin.
If you ask a doctor they will tell you it is impossible.
* He broke the law of chemistry by turning water to wine.
* He broke the law of physics, by walking on sea.
* He broke the law of economics, he fed 5,000 people with just 5 loafs and 2 fishes.
* He broke the law of government, he ruled without any election conducted.
* He also disagreed to mathematics which say 1+1+1 = 3 instead he said 1+1+1 is equal to 1 ( The Trinity ).
* He broke the law of nature, he died and came back alive.
NOW to every hand that TYPE AMEN and SHARE, this season God almighty will break all the devils laws and plans for your life.

06/11/2022

SMAI mate!
Keys to be happy ๐Ÿ˜Š

1) Don't beg anyone to stay

2) Save space for people who matter

3) Keep your circle small

4) Accept what you cannot change

5) Leave behind what isn't good for you

6) Do more and expect less

7) Give time for yourself and love yourself

8) Regret nothing

FACTS.

05/11/2022

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04/11/2022

SMAI mate, please try to be reacting to my posts when you read them, It motivates me to continue.
I love y'all mates.

SMAI mate!There was a young girl who had an argument with her parents. She wanted to go to a party with her friends, but...
03/11/2022

SMAI mate!
There was a young girl who had an argument with her parents. She wanted to go to a party with her friends, but her parents, who were very protective of her, would not allow her to go.

The girl stormed off to her bedroom and slammed the door behind her.
Later that evening, she decided to sneak out of the house and go to the party without her parentsโ€™ knowledge. The girl got dressed and then slipped out her bedroom window and walked quickly to her friendโ€™s house.

At the party, the girl met a guy who was a few years older than her. They talked for a while and she found him very attractive. He made her laugh. The guy was drinking heavily and, before long, he asked her if she would like to go to another party nearby. She happily accepted.

As they left the party and walked out to the car, the guy stumbled. The girl noticed that he was very drunk and began to have second thoughts about getting into the car with him. However, when she tried to say something about it, he just laughed and told her not to be so stupid.

Speeding down the highway, the boy put his arm around her shoulders. He didnโ€™t seem to be paying much attention to the road and his driving was reckless. SHe asked him to slow down, but he ignored her.
Suddenly, she was blinded by the flash of headlights. The guy had accidentally swerved into oncoming traffic. She barely had a chance to scream before they crashed headlong into another car.

When the girl awoke, she found herself lying in a hospital bed. She was in tremendous pain and couldnโ€™t move her arms or legs. The nurse told her that she had been involved in a head-on collision.

The girl asked if the guy who was driving the car had been seriously injured. The nurse told her that he had been killed on impact. When the girl asked about the occupants of the other car, the nurse said that they had also died in the accident.

The young girl began crying. Her body was wracked by pain and her soul was torn by guilt. She knew that death was near. Grasping the nurse by the hand, she begged the woman to give a message to her parents.

โ€œJust tell them that Iโ€™m sorry,โ€ whispered the girl. โ€œIโ€™m sorry for having disobeyed them and tell them I love them very much. Can you make sure you give them that message?โ€

The nurse didnโ€™t reply. She just bowed her head and held the girlโ€™s hand. Within minutes, the girl was dead. A doctor who had been nearby came over and asked the nurse why she hadnโ€™t responded to the girlโ€™s final wish.

โ€œI didnโ€™t know what to say,โ€ sighed the nurse. โ€œI didnโ€™t want to tell her that the two people who died in the other car were her parents.โ€

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SMAI mate!What you believe has more power than your wishes, hopes and dreams. If you believe you can't, every step would...
01/11/2022

SMAI mate!

What you believe has more power than your wishes, hopes and dreams.

If you believe you can't, every step would appear to be a problem.

If you believe you can, you will find power in you to go around whatever obstacles you are facing. Believe in you.

Tell your mind to "keep goingโ€ no matter what. The discipline battle.

You don't get to the top of Mount Everest by accident.

You get there because you have clarity on what your goal is.

Because you are committed to it, because you climb, fall down and climb again.

Because you never give up.

No matter what, just keep going, Your future self will be proud.

I WISH YOU A FRUITFUL MONTH!

01/11/2022

SMAI mate!

Sleeping naked helps you to fall asleep faster

Sleeping naked gives you better sleep quality

Sleeping naked reduces stress and anxiety

Sleeping naked promotes va**na health

Sleeping naked improves male fertility

~Dr Penking

01/11/2022

SMAI mate!
A man named Walter Summerford was struck by lightning 3 times in his life. After his death, his gravestone was also struck.

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