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20/03/2024

20/03/2024

Be our guest as we commemorate the Jesus Christ Death come this Sunday 24th March, 2024.

Venue: At any Kingdom Hall Of Jehovah's Witnesses close to you.

Time: at the sun set.

For more info, browse Jw.org

20/03/2024

Somebody should please help me ask Mc Mbakara and Lolo Mbakara wetin de happen hia.

20/03/2024

When I used to hawk on the street, there was this guy who liked me so much.

He loved to do stuff for me even without asking.

He was that kinda man an average girl would call a "mugu" for always being there without saying his mind.

He wasn't talking $ex with me, which got me more worried because some men won't be that nice to us without being useful in their beds.

I even turned down some offers because they were too much from "just a friend".

I no fit chop money for Lambo when you no dey enter my eye like that.

One day, I had an open conversation with him in his car.

Do you like me? I asked....

He froze for a moment because he didn't see that coming.

That reaction alone suggested that this guy was "m@dly in love" with me.

Stuttering, he replied; I like you but like my sister...

Sister???? I responded while staring at him with weird smiles...

He was almost sweating 😅

I said; Ok oooo, I just asked because the gifts from you doesn't look like what a big brother would just be giving his kid sis at the snap of a finger ooo.... Even this phone???

Him: If God blesses you with me as a wife, I'll be so happy ooo but nne you know na???

Me: 🙄 you want God to bless you with your sister as a wife? But this is almost coming late ooo because immediately you said you liked me as a sister, I just told a guy that I've accepted his relationship proposal.

I showed him the chat (the truth was that, the said guy I allegedly gave response to, was my younger brother😅😅😅)

He just gave a smile in disappointment and left. He stopped taking my calls for long and everything died a natural death.

I never wished to date a man who could not look me in the face and ask me out.

You know why I gave this story????

Dear sisters, it is w!ckedness to watch a man spend a fortune on you when you know that you can never have something to do with the said guy.

Stop those insensitive statements, saying you just took him like a big brother.

Shey you no recognize all the children wey your mama born?

Stop taking advantage of people's good heart simply because they are not outspoken.

When the opposite gender (who is not your homie) begins to make certain sacrifices that crosses the line of "just friends" , begin to ask questions.

A man would never feel used for having $ex with you but would feel used for letting him spend so much on you.

When a man goes this miles, and doesn't ask for your body, he wants you...

Hope this made sense?

©®Ndukwe Otuomasirichi Favour

19/03/2024

Guinness World Records World’s first surviving nonuplets visit Italy to appear on TV show! 📺

In December 2022, aged one and a half years old, the world’s first surviving nonuplets went on their first plane flight 🛫

They travelled from Morocco, where they were born and lived for 19 months, to their parents’ home country of Mali 🇲🇱

And now, two months shy of their third birthday, the nonuplets have made their first trip to Europe, visiting Italy to appear on our televised talent show Lo Show dei Record!

Me: God is gracious in his art of procreation.
👏

19/03/2024

Kizz Daniel responses to these tr0lls pulls a lot of respect, humility and human.

Your wealth shouldn't make you feel more of human.

17/03/2024

Just in:
The man inside the grave was the one who tiled the grave. The bereaved family did not pay him. Meanwhile, they want to bury the co**se.
The tiler went into the grave and relaxed , even
pressing his phone. He told them he can never
come out of the grave until they pay him all his
money .
MAKE UNA PAY AM HIM MONEY Ooooo ☺😊😎

17/03/2024

Just in:
The man inside the grave was the one who tiled the grave. The bereaved family did not pay him. Meanwhile, they want to bury the co**se.
The tiler went into the grave and relaxed , even
pressing his phone. He told them he can never
come out of the grave until they pay him all his
money .
MAKE UNA PAY AM HIM MONEY Ooooo ☺😊😎

16/03/2024

To all Christian brothers and sisters earth wide, it's time we display our faith in Jehovah and build strong trust in his discrete slaves.

16/03/2024

Who is a girlfriend 😊❤️

From Ella's Library

Most men think the word “ girlfriend “ means my s*x mate
Well you are totally wrong 😊
Let’s start with this 😊
Before you asked her out 🥺
Was it sëx or love that made you ask her on date 😊
You asked her out because you loved her ❤️
Because you think she is made for you 😊
Because you have great feelings for her 🥺❤️
You asked her to be your girlfriend because you want her to be yours alone🥺💔
Not because of sëx 💔 but because of love and feelings
She accepted you because you manage to win her heart 😭💔
Because you succeeded to charm her with your love ❤️
Then she accepts to be your girlfriend 🥺❤️
Why then will you have to put her in a condition to choose whether to give you sëx or you end the relationship 🥺💔
Yes feelings grows 😊
Relationship grows ❤️
And love grows to ❤️
At a point you will want to have more intimacy with your girl ❤️
Which I see nothing bad against it but the fact she says “No” to it doesn’t mean she doesn’t love you 😘 ❤️
It doesn’t mean she isn’t your girlfriend anymore
All she need from you is time
Trust me with time
She will give you all you want 😊❤️
Stop breaking up with your girlfriends because they refuse to give you s*x 🥺💔
Instead love her more make her know you worth the s*x 😂❤️
That’s the key to a woman heart ❤️

13/03/2024

Long I stopped watching some Nigeria movies, I stopped being afraid that my neighborhoods would wītchcrãft me using my slippers.

That's what would make most of you park your shoes, slippers and palms into your bedrooms.🙄🙄🙄😂😂😂😂😜😂😂😜😜😋😋😋😋

13/03/2024

Congratulations Brain Jotter on your achievements in the industry so far.

More grace

13/03/2024

Nothing remain for Chigbu Joshua not to draw in his art world.

🙆🙆🙆😂😂😂😜😜😜😋😋😋

13/03/2024

The first ever Physics textbook rendered in Nigerian language (Igbo) is OUT!!!!

Over the years, I have read so many threats facing the Igbo and how it will go extinct. This motivated me to embark on this project that seemed unattainable, for science subjects to be taught in Igbo. I started from Physics. I said I would do it, and I DID IT.

This book is designed in a way that one without formal education can understand Physics. It's needed in all libraries, schools, homes and for individual use.

To get the book directly from me: WhatsApp 07026333066; Email: [email protected]

Zenith Bank
2256179240
Mark Ogbonnaya Okoro

A copy is ₦9,500.




In case the news medias should carry it and tag it ''a Nigerian man," let me break it to you that Maazi Ogbonnaya Okoro is a native of Umuka Okposi in Ohaozara Local Government Area of Ebonyi State, Nigeria.

He's speaks English, Igbo, Yoruba, Hausa and other Nigeria languages, even America Sign Language.

From his primary education, he has loved the study of languages (specifically Igbo language). He also enjoys tourism. He has toured round the country and possibly learnt the historical facts around almost all the locals in the country.
He has published other numerous Igbo books: Agumagu, Ejije and Abu.

We won't talk much about his academic achievements because they are numerous. He attended Umuka Community Primary School Okposi, Zenith International Secondary School Okposi (ZISO) and Nnamdi Azikiwe University (UNIZIK).

His other Facebook handle is Ọnụkwube TV where the majority of his posts are Igbo educative contents.

Congratulations Maazi Ogbonnaya Okoro II

12/03/2024

How do you feel after watching this?

Hit the comment section

10/03/2024

Congratulations Broda 2much talk 2 . More keys and cash.

06/03/2024

Another interesting piece from Eugene Faith

I thought they said pregnant women starts nagging at the 5th month or so but I wonder why my wife's own started on the very first day she came home with the pregnancy result which shows she's just two weeks pregnant 🤰, that day she refused to cook and I asked her why and she said she can't cook because she's pregnant, I found it funny and laughed "Two weeks pregnant?? And you can't cook? Hahaha" she started crying saying I was laughing at her condition, I tried to apologise but she over reacted that day, she went as far as calling my mother on phone telling her I am not showing concern about her pregnancy, my mom called me and warn me never to neglect her and urge me to spend more time with her until she delivers.

Ok... That was how I turned into my wife's house help, although I can't cook but I learnt it by force.. I can now cook, I washed and she still nags and complains, I turned into a decorator, I decorate the room for her like this now, she loves it, in the next five minutes she hates it and I have to decorate it with another style, she can wake me up at midnight to make her tea, Sometimes A.C will be on but she'll prefer me fanning her with hand fan, chei! Me Steve, I don see things! I asked my married friends "Is this how your wives behave when the gets pregnant?" They laughed and never gave me an answer.

Ok now she's on her seventh month and I was doing all I could to make sure she's happy and never complain.

We spent the day all happy ,took a walk, eat together and I spent the entire day cracking jokes for her, she was very happy that she forgot to nag nor complain, then we went to bed....

I get hot water ready just incase she requests for tea at midnight, I have all kinds of fruit and foods stored in the fridge just incase she ask for any.

After that.. I lay down beside her.

"Pheew" I exhaled, If I could keep everyday like this she won't be nagging anymore.

I was very happy because I finally find a way to keep her happy and entertained and most of all save myself from her nags. Now everything is perfect. I slept off beside her happily.

At around 2:00 am she wakes me up :

ME: Do you want to drink tea?

SHE : No

ME: Fruits?

SHE : No

ME: Oh... Food, which one will I bring?

SHE: I'm not hungry I don't want any food.

Wooow! I couldn't believe my ears, she doesn't want to eat anything? then let me continue my peaceful sleep. What a lovely day and a lovely night.

Not long after, she wakes me again and asked

SHE : Honey

ME: yes

SHE : Do you know that petrol station called Bovas along Onward road?

ME : yes, what happened to it?

SHE: Take me there I need to smell their fuel".
I weak 😭🤦🏾‍♂️🤰

06/03/2024

Faith

Me: Barrister, someone is owing me money.
50k.

Lawyer: any proof as to that effect?

Me: no.

Lawyer: write to him to pay you your 70k.

Me: sir, but what he is owing me is 50k.

Lawyer: don't worry, just do as I have told you.

Me: okay sir.

I then wrote to the person owing me to pay me my 70k.

And his reply was "what I am owing you is 50k and not 70k"

I then showed barrister the reply I got from him.
And he was like "Good, that is the proof we need, we will use it against him"

This is a lesson for the day.
We're proceeding to the court for the first hearing.

04/03/2024

C. Wisdom, 'a Wise man says something and I quote "When you want to help or assist the poor, make sure to leave the camera at home".
I don't mean literally that Mr Ibu is a poor man but for Rude boy not to take a photo of him while assisting the sick, simply shows he was doing it with a pure heart and not to garner social media recognition! "Humanity over personality". A lesson to learn from Rude boy.'

As a content creator or self acclaimed social media philanthropist, what are you learning from Paul Okoye of P²?

03/03/2024

From Chukwu

💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
Slow down and be patient with life. if you are looking for wealth, somebody else is looking for health ,if you're looking for health, somebody else just died. Each time a new mansion is dug ,a new grave is dug below the earth. Each time you throw food into the dustbin, someone else is looking for a remnant to eat . Each time you drink water or urinate, remember someone else is using pipe for the same purpose.
So, always be grateful.

Rest on Mr. Ibu.

02/03/2024

Why are the mighty falling?

Mr. John Okafor. Our heart aches.

We thought that after the ampütati0n of your and your last medication, you'd be fine and not experience sïckness again.

But this hit us so bad. How do we accept this mournful news? Chai 😥.

02/03/2024

Wreaking News: A Nollywood legendary and hall of famer actor, a comedian and entertainer, Mr. John Okafor (Mr. Ibu), passed on.

Our heart aches.💔