26/03/2024
MEN DIG TOO…
I grew up thinking that only girls dig from men's pockets and only girls can be used while digging but later on the case of Odee, my roommate made me change my mindset.
I finally believed that men dig too and men can be used…
I and Odee got Admission into the same university after several attempts to pass the UTME examination. Due to how close I and Odee have been since childhood we decided to to live together in the same lodge.
A day after our resumption, we were added to the freshers group chat where updates about 100 levels were posted.
That very night, our course rep dropped an important message informing us that we have GST 111 class by 7;30 am.
The next morning, we prepared and were able to get to the class before 7am.
The hall was already filled up when we got there despite arriving at 7am. Fortunately, we found a vacant chair where we sat down.
On the chair was a stone and a piece of paper, we were very much aware that the chair was already occupied but we were not ready to stand up which made us remove the stone and the paper.
A few minutes later, a dark girl walked towards us…
“Excuse me, I was sitting down here”, she said pointing at where Odee was sitting.
Odee who was aware such a thing would eventually happen looked at the girl from head to toe. Of course, Odee was actually mocking her because of how black she was.
“Did you hear what I said?” the girl asked Odee tapping his shoulder. Odee began laughing out loud immediately after the girl ended her statement.
“Dear, there was no sitting down here”, I said to her in a calm voice.
The girl explained that she left a piece of paper and a stone before leaving the class to take a call.
I and Odee knew very well that this girl was actually telling the truth but standing up would end us up standing all through the lectures.
Within a few seconds, Odee and the girl began exchanging words. The crowd now turned in their direction to watch their actions.
After much quarreling and exchanging of words, the girl sadly left the class in tears.
Odee wasn't feeling sorry for what he had done until we went to the school's cafeteria to eat where we met this same girl.
On our arrival,, she was having issues with the waiter. from what we overheard, she was having network issues that made her make payments about seventeen times which resulted in her getting debited in all the transactions she did.
Her bill was meant to be #17,000 but due to seventeen attempts of transaction that ended up being successful, she was debited #289,000 instead of her initial #17,000. Checking well she discovered that she typed in #170,000 two times, now she has been debited a total of #629,000.
Odee stood in shock as he heard all this, it was very obvious that this girl would be having a million naira in her account.
Hours went by, and she was credited back by the Caterina bank manager, right in front we saw a balance of 7.5 million nairas in her kuda online bank account, stretching our heads to look at her phone properly, we discovered that there was also about seven more bank app in her phone.
Odee stood speechless, he felt heartbroken because he had just lost an opportunity to befriend a millionaire but Odee didn't let that stop him from approaching the girl to apologize.
As soon as the girl was about to leave, Odee quickly followed her behind while I joined him seconds later.
Looking forward was Odee apologizing to the girl for his behavior in the class then.
It didn't take minutes for the both of them to start smiling and in front, they exchanged contact and hugged each other before paving the the way.
The way Odee ran back to where I was standing in joy, it was very obvious that he had gotten what he wanted.
“Bro, can you believe that this girl said I was the only guy that has been nice to her ever since she came into this university. She even invited me to her place for dinner tonight.”
“Odee, you and I know what you are after…”
Odee didn't let me complete my statement before shutting my mouth with his hands.
“Guy shut up, the walls have ear!”
I respected him as we walked back to our lodge.
Days and weeks have gone by, and Odee and his few friends are now officially dating. Odee hardly spends the time in our lodge, he spends all his time in this girl's apartment.
Odee returns every day with different types of gifts including clothes, watches, video games, expensive perfumes, electronic gadgets, and others.
He felt like everything was going fine for him until the day he returned home sad, I asked him what was the problem, and he said his rich dark girlfriend was asking him for s*x.
“Give it here and continue eating the fruit of your labor”, I said to Odee.
Odee wasn't scared of having s*x but he was scared because he was in a serious relationship with another girl.
The girl herself was aware of Odee's game with the rich girl but their agreement was never to have s*x with the rich girl no matter what and now what they never wanted was here.
Odee ignored my idea and called his serious girlfriend to come over.
Minutes later she was in our room, Odee explained everything to her and she gave her own suggestion.
“See Odee, just tell her that you are a virgin, that you promised your grandmother on her sick bed that you would remain a virgin till you get married. Explain to her that it was immediately after this promise that your grandmother died with her hands on your chest. I am very sure that she would understand and forget about s*x.”
Her suggestion made sense, and after much odooodoo decided to go with her suggestion.
While we were discussing, Odee got a WhatsApp text from her telling him to come over to the San Antonio Hotel in room 306 tonight.
Odee used a voice note to explain everything to her. He made his voice look as if he was crying and of course, anybody who listens to talk would instantly believe him.
Just as Odee sent the voice note, the girl forwarded a PDF which we opened, and behold it was a document that Odee would sign after the s*x with the girl.
The document was a #7.7 million naira salary from the girl's father to any guy who accepts to marry her daughter.
“Are you in or out?”These were the only words that came with the PDF.
The three of us were speechless after seeing this, Oden's girlfriend brought up another suggestion.
“Tell her that you are only doing this tonight, that I would never happen again till after marriage. Remember to cry when you climb on her.”
Odee did as he was told, and the girl replied with only “Accepted “.
Fast forwarding to 8pm on a dot, Odee was already lying naked on the bed crying and waiting for the girl to finish bathing in the hotel room.
In a space of 3-4 hours, they were done with everything. Odee signed his documents and after ten minutes he was credited with 750 million naira.
Just as Odee received the alert, the girl smiled, dressed up, and left the room without saying a word to Odee.
Odee who was filled with happiness on his gold-digging work worked successfully, dressed up, and left for his lodge.
His serious girlfriend was already waiting for his arrival in his room. Odee gave them their own share of the money and used a little to buy a car.
For the past six months, Odee's life instantly changed. He was now living in the most expensive lodge in our lodge in our campus, owned about seven cars, had about twelve lands in his name, about three houses under construction in our school, and two houses being built in his hometown.
Odee was the biggest figure on campus. Aside from me and his girlfriend, nobody else knew about the source of his wealth.
We covered up that he had had about 50 Bitcoins and to maintain the lie, Odee ended up investing in cryptocurrencies and bought plenty of shares to balance his lie.
Despite his wealth and fame, Odee never stopped coming to school, he read his books, attended classes, and took his attendance but despite all this lectures were eager to frustrate him if he didn't settle then. Since money wasn't a problem for 19 years dude, he settled them for himself and his coursemates including me and his serious girlfriend.
Odee was tagged as the youngest billionaire, the guy who owned a free visa to travel to more than seven European countries. Due to his fame, he attracted the EFCC office. His wealth was investigated, and he was invited over but instead of detaining him, the officers ended up taking pictures with him.
Odee being a generous young boy gave twenty-one of them a million naira each.
But…
Despite how rich and well Odee was, he was getting slim day by day. We took it as too much stress since he travelled a lot but now the slimness was getting much.
We visited different hospitals, and they confirmed that he was properly sound. Since the healthcare Professionals confirmed that he was sound, we didn't worry anymore.
Odee's rich girlfriend was not seen on campus anymore. According to Odee, she went on vacation to a certain country that was never mentioned to him.
A year later, Odee fell seriously ill. His a**s was getting bigger, his pen!s was growing maggots. His hair was falling off. His teeth were turning brownish, and his stomach was swearing up. His lips were spreading and his eyes were getting buggy day by day.
We didn't hesitate to fly him out of the country but he was rejected by different foreign professionals who confirmed that his case wasn't a medical case. We ended up taking him back to the village to a native doctor's shrine.
The native Doctor demanded seventy million naira before telling us anything about Odee's case.
Odee told us his bank pin but behold Odee had only #2,500 in his Stanbic bank account.
We checked his other banks but the highest was his FCMB which had only #17,000.
Odee asked us to trade his Bitcoin but after opening his wallet, no single coin was available there.
Still, in the native Doctor's shrine we were planning to contact someone who would buy one of his lands, we got a call from his real Estate manager that everything he owned had been seized by the government.
In his email, he received a message that he had lost access to any country aside from Nigeria.
Everything happened within an hour.
The only option here was to call his rich girlfriend, we dialed the number severally but it was never connecting. Trying to call her again, we received a text message from her saying...
"Hey Odee, thanks for making my family richer, you have enjoyed one year and six months of wealth whereas my family has been suffering since then, anyways that's part of the sacrifice. Bye."
I read this out to the hearing of everyone, even the native Doctor was speechless and shocked to hear this.
"Chie! They have used him!", the native Doctor screamed out.
Turning to look at Odee, we saw him swearing up, he started passing out some pulse from his pen!s.
Before the native Doctor could perform any ritual on him, Odee swore up as if he was being pumped with air, immediately he burst. His body is divided into different parts.
Odee died a horrible death, leaving his main girlfriend pregnant...
THE END!
MEN DIG TOO!
©️ Okoronkwo Chidera
