West Coast FM 107.7

10/01/2026

10/01/2026

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A truck overturned at the turn as you enter Omaruru from the Karibib side. The road is currently closed, and there is a detour in place. The scene is still very active ...

10/01/2026

09/01/2026

Where can I find this?🙏🏽

09/01/2026

Gatiep vra priester: “Hoekom dra jy jou h**p se boortjie agterstevoor?”
“Omdat ek ‘n vader is.”
“Ek is ook ‘n vader, maar dra nie my h**p so nie.”
Priester: “Maar ek is ‘n vader van duisende.”
Gatiep: “Dalk moet jy liewer jou broek agterstevoor aantrek!”

09/01/2026

My pa en ek woon saam in ’n woonstel in Brakpan en ons het 'n radio en 'n TV. Hy is 'n wewenaar en ek is ongetroud. Onder ons woon 'n weduwee en haar dogter, albei baie mooi en sonder 'n radio of TV.
Hulle kom kuier gereeld by ons en ek raak toe verlief op die weduwee. Ons trou toe uiteindelik. Intussen raak my pa verlief op die dogter en hulle trou toe ook. Net daar begin my probleme...
Omdat my pa met die dogter van my vrou getroud is, (ook my dogter), is my dogter nou my ma. Ek is ook terselfdertyd haar pa, omdat ek met haar ma getroud is. Verder is my pa my vrou se skoonseun en ek is dus sy skoonpa omdat ek met die ma van sy vrou getroud is.
Toe kry my vrou 'n seuntjie. Dit is ook my seun en die broer van my skoondogter, omdat sy die dogter van my vrou is. Die seuntjie is ook ek en my pa se swaer. Ek is dus my eie seun se neef en ook die neef van my skoondogter, omdat sy my seun se suster is. Daarom is my skoonma ook my tannie.
Toe kry my pa se vrou ook 'n seuntjie en hy word dus my broer. My seun is oom van my kleinkind, omdat hy die broer van my dogter is. My vrou is sy ouma grootjie, want sy is die kind van haar dogter. Ek is dus sy oupa grootjie. Aangesien die oupa grootjie van my broer ook myne is, is ek dus my eie oupa grootjie!
Dokter moet asb help. Wie is ek nou eintlik? Ek drink deesdae onbeheersend en sukkel met selfvertroue. Wie demoer …. is ek nou eintlik en hoe beland mens in so 'n spul …..?

09/01/2026

Obedient slaves will never complain....Tax his ass!!!
Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table,
At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.
Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for
peanuts anyway!
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his to***co,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.
Tax his ci**rs,
Tax his beers,
If he cries
Tax his tears.
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.
Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid...
Put these words
Upon his tomb,
'Taxes drove me
to my doom...'
When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.
Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax (currently 44.75 cents per gallon)
Gross Receipts Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Personal Property Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service Charge Tax
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
Sales Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Nonrecurring Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax

09/01/2026

Johan word genooi vir aandete van sy nuwe meisie en ontmoet toe haar ma. Terwyl hulle aan tafel sit begin dit om hard te reën. Die tannie sê, 'Johan jy sal moet hier oor slaap aangesien dit nou so hard reën.' Na ete, ruim die meisie en haar ma die tafel op en was skottelgoed. Toe hulle klaar is soek hulle vir Johan in die huis, maar hulle kry hom nêrens. Paar minute later kom Johan by die deur in, pap nat gereen. Sy meisie vra hom, 'Waar was jy?' Hy antwoord en sê, 'ek was huis toe om my pyjamas te gaan haal.'

09/01/2026

Trap hom Frikkie. 😉🧐

09/01/2026

Imagine 'n Rasta onderwyser
Blessit Klas 👊 haal uit julle ganjah, rizlas en skêr ...vandag leer ai&ai julle zol swaai 😂😂