28/11/2024
Awful Couple now cycling side by side
The couple in your building who complain about you but also steal your electricity are now cycling to work alongside each other.
Not content with remaining low profile, they are now proudly holding up hundreds of commuters per week.
Neighbour Mr Tact explained, "This morning they filled my bin, jumped on their bikes and basically blocked one whole lane all the way to Kirchberg."
"This was the last straw that me and the rest of the residents needed though. We have had a discussion, and next week let's just say there is going to be an accident involving these as****es and a manure truck."