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28/11/2024

Awful Couple now cycling side by side

The couple in your building who complain about you but also steal your electricity are now cycling to work alongside each other.

Not content with remaining low profile, they are now proudly holding up hundreds of commuters per week.

Neighbour Mr Tact explained, "This morning they filled my bin, jumped on their bikes and basically blocked one whole lane all the way to Kirchberg."

"This was the last straw that me and the rest of the residents needed though. We have had a discussion, and next week let's just say there is going to be an accident involving these as****es and a manure truck."

17/09/2024

NO RIOTING HERE

“Will never happen!” said police bureaucracy minister Klaude Klules. “We have a mental thirty-six tier policing strategy that no one will ever be able to navigate”.
Upon further questioning he reluctantly added, “We treat different nationalities and social classes differently, on different days and even times of the week. Plus, the hardcore Luxembourg patriots are too busy laughing at the foreign nationals who are filling their bank accounts. Say what you want on social media as well, we don’t give a sh*t.”
We asked if any of this information can be located.
Klules huffed and said, “None of this is written down so f**k off.”

27/06/2024

CYCLE LANES TO ALSO BECOME ZOMBIE LANES

Since Luxembourg's cycle lanes are mostly used by zig-zagging, doe eyed human beings - the Government has no choice but to also dedicate them as Zombie Lanes.

"Well.." said Claude Klules, Minister of Bureaucracy, "Its a stretch to call these things cycle lanes anyway. We figure that most cyclists can deal with the added slaloms."

We asked if this was the only danger posed here.

"Mostly yes," said Klules. "Every once in a while there is a zombie who grins at you. Pedal faster when you see those ones."

03/05/2024

The CNS building is no more. "We demolished it when we realised that everyone in it was doing f**k all and putting roadblocks in everyone's way", explained Claude Klules the Minister of Bureaucracy.

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