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21/03/2025

President William Ruto expected to launch the following projects in Kirinyaga during his visit to Mt Kenya

-Piai- mbiri- Kiamutugu - muchagara - karumandi -kiandai-kirigo road (85 kms)
-Gichugu technical college at Kiambatha
-kerugoya kutus sewage plant at Ahiti Ndomba
-Wanguru stadium Mwea
-Kianyaga stadium ground breaking
- Handing over Gichugu Affordable housing units
-Kerugoya kutus sagana bulk water project at Muratiri in kimunye

Among others

Another accindent  in river Nyamindi soo sad!KEEP PRAYING FOR KIRINYAGA πŸ™
09/03/2025

Another accindent in river Nyamindi soo sad!
KEEP PRAYING FOR KIRINYAGA πŸ™

06/03/2025

Niko hapa base natengeneza playlist ya reggae yenye tutacheza Sunday huko Jesus Winners kwa Pastor Mwai 🀣

Kabla uvae miwani ulikua uneona k**a nn
27/02/2025

Kabla uvae miwani ulikua uneona k**a nn

In a village in Kirinyaga, A husband and wife visited a farm they saw a bull having s*x with a cow.the wife asked the fa...
26/02/2025

In a village in Kirinyaga, A husband and wife visited a farm they saw a bull having s*x with a cow.the wife asked the farm manager:

β€œHow many times does a bull πŸ‚ having a s*x per day?” Manager reply: β€œ6 times or more a day”
Wife: looks to her husband and said… β€œyou see!!!”

Then the husband asked the manager β€œ you mean 6 times a day with same cow?”
Manager said: β€œ No,No with different cows everyday.”
Husband looks to his wife and say….” You see!!”

And the fight started!!!

Who caused the fight??? πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ™ŒπŸ»πŸ™ŒπŸ»

25/02/2025

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Hapa ni Kirinyaga wapy
25/02/2025

Hapa ni Kirinyaga wapy

Jack the Baboon was an extraordinary railway signalman in South Africa during the late 19th century. He worked for the C...
25/02/2025

Jack the Baboon was an extraordinary railway signalman in South Africa during the late 19th century. He worked for the Cape Town–Port Elizabeth railway from 1881 to 1890, assisting his disabled owner, James β€œJumper” Wide, who had lost both legs in a train accident. Jumper initially trained Jack to push his wheelchair and later taught him to operate railway switches and signals.

The railway authorities were skeptical at first, but after rigorous testing, they were so impressed with Jack’s accuracy that they officially employed him, paying him in rations and a small salary. Over nine years of service, Jack never made a single mistake, flawlessly responding to train whistles and signal requests. His remarkable intelligence and reliability made him a local legend. After his passing in 1890, his skull was preserved and is now displayed at the Albany Museum in South Africa.

25/02/2025

Nikiwa 4th year pale Kirinyaga University nishai date a fresher Fulani kienyeji and she new nothing about people response to "who is your daddy?" So tukiwa mechi she get confused juu ya utamu nikamuuliza kwa mara ya pili akanijibu "Si ni Kariuki" tuliisha kwanza alafu tukaendelea na mechi πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

23/02/2025

Usiwai try zile scene za romance na s*x kwa movies in real life. Kuna time bado nikiishi Kawangware kwa kasingle room, niliwatch Fifty Shades of Grey.

There was a scene penye ninja anaweka ice cubes kwa nyondos. Nikaamua lazima pia mimi nitatry.
Nilikua nadate kadem fulani ka Saika, kalikua kanaitwa Emily.

So hapo Sato nikaita Emily nikamshow akam over. Nikaenda packed ice cube, Royal Supermarket hapo Kawangware.

Emily kufika kejani alinipata nimekaa kwa kiti ya Kenpoly pale kwa kona ya keja. Kwa subwoofer nilikua nimewekelea playlist ya Yo yo ma na Kathryn Scott ya kuset the mood.
Hiyo time nimevaa long sleeved shirt alaf nilikua nimeunbutton 3 buttons ivi nilikua nakaa low budget version of Christian Grey ama watered down version if not a resemblance of him.

Emily kufika kejani sikutaka kuanza kuwaste time. Nkaamka kwa kiti, nikaenda nikampin kwa wall alaf nikaanza kumpea neck kisses from behind karibu adungwe na shindano nilikuwa nimedunga kwa calendar ya ODM.

So kila kitu was going well. Mimi after few kisses hapo kwa wall nikamtoa hapo, nikamsetii kwa mattress juu bado sikua nimebuy bed. Alaf na hiyo finyo nilikua nimeona kwa Fifty Shades of Grey nikaanza kumtoa cladii.

Nikamtoa top, alaf design ya mejja
nikacheza na bra, tirries zikabakia zimesimama k**a Chyulu hills.
Nikaanza kuzicarress k**a avocado za pale Keroka Kisii. Uzuri wa madem wa ghetto huwa wanajua kuunderstand the assignment and huwa hawacheleweshi k**a Chebukati.

Nikaona dem ametoa trouser na pantie at the same time. Mimi nikatoa bakuli ingine kubwa ya red imeandikwa CK ama OK , debate for another day. Hiyo ndo nilikua nimeweka maicecubes ready kureplicate mascenes pale kwa movie.

Nikachota icecubes ati naziseti kwa ni***es za Emily, design tu nilikua nimeona. Kuwekelea tu icecube moja niliskia Emily amenilima ngumi moja mzito ya mapua alaf akanishow ”Oyaa buda ni kuni utaniwekelea ama ni barafu? ” Ikarazanga ilizima mbio.

Hata sikuendelea na s*x ju nilinose bleed ajab mpaka tukaπŸ’“

Dr. Kizza Besigye, a former personal physician to President Yoweri Museveni, has been one of Uganda’s most prominent opp...
23/02/2025

Dr. Kizza Besigye, a former personal physician to President Yoweri Museveni, has been one of Uganda’s most prominent opposition figures. His political rivalry with Museveni dates back decades, stemming from their time together during the liberation struggle in the 1980s.

During this period, Besigye was closely associated with Janet Museveni before she married Yoweri Museveni. Additionally, Winnie Byanyima, an aeronautical engineer and daughter of businessman Boniface Byanyima, was a key figure in the National Resistance Movement (NRM) and was seen frequently alongside Museveni in the early years of his presidency. Byanyima later married Besigye in 1998.

Their political rivalry has only intensified over the years, with Besigye challenging Museveni multiple times in presidential elections. His opposition activities have led to numerous arrests, with his most recent legal troubles making headlines. In November 2024, Besigye was reportedly detained in Nairobi, Kenya, and later appeared before a Ugandan military court on charges of possessing illegal fi****ms and attempting to undermine the government. Human rights organizations, including the Commonwealth and Amnesty International, have called for his release, citing concerns over his trial and health condition.

As Uganda approaches another election cycle, Besigye's case continues to fuel political tensions in the country.

23/02/2025

TANGAZO!!!

Sharon wa Santon-Mwiki, hiyo Maua nilikuletea siku ya valentine rudisha lang'ata kwa kaburi ya James Karanja. Nimechoka kupigwa makofi usiku😭

22/02/2025

2 comrades committed su***de at University of Embu.

The body of the first comrade was found hanging on a tree.

The body of the second student a second year was found in a dam.

Our condolences to the University of Embu fraternity.

For issues on mental health open up or visit the Institution's guidance and counseling offices.

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02/02/2025

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