15/11/2025
Polite Friday Reminder
1. Drive carefully in the streets. Gari Ni KDU lakini mileage Ni KAA.
2. When buying land be very careful. Search , verify , draft an agreement then pay. It could be a ¼ plot but the beacons are for a hectare
3. If it's a new car , take it to a car wash first. See the original paint devoid of 43kgs of buffing.
4. Before you start driving, check engine lights and press press tires to confirm pressure. Rub the windscreen clean .Don't drive an unroadworthy vehicle even if it's a hired car
5. Driving in a hurry is a risky affair . The driver should be slow and steady.Strangely , some damaged vehicles want to be driven in a hurry and roughly. Understand your passenger
6. . When driving along outering road , stop asking stupid questions. Concentrate on the steering wheel especially around Kariobangi roundabout and on vehicles cu***ng from Donholm
7 . A car driven by many drivers is a scrap but a driver who has driven many cars is an expert
8. . A car which can be started using any available keys is unroadworthy, but the key which comfortably starts all is a golden master key. Retain it for a rainy day
9. . When driving, enjoy the trip, do not be in a hurry to arrive. It's not about how fast you arrive at your destination. Observe speed limit . Let your passenger arrive first then you end the trip. That way you will have a clean bill of health and a Better rate card as one of the best drivers from AAR
10.. Driving a good hired car is sweeter than driving your own car. It doesn't matter that your car is a Mercedes Benz and the hired one is a Nissan juke.
11. . It is a traffic offense to drive in sandals, always wear closed shoes
12. . The driver should also be aware of bumps. If you're cu***ng very fast drive slowly towards them please or use corners of the road and you will still reach to your destination so happy and satisfied
13. And Hired cars cost a lot incase of accident; insurance may not cover.
14. . And when you arrive at your destination, don't be in a hurry to remove the key, stop and wait for the car to cool down. Then unbuckle the belt.
15. . For some strange reasons experienced drivers hate the used cars yet they used them to gain the said experience
16. Speed thrills but kills
17. . Always buckle your belt and arrive safely
18. No man drives a car faster , dangerously and angrily like a man who doesnt own the car.
19. Car hire services are readily available . Always go for the one that is parked far behind. It's slightly new in the market
20. The driver's space is always constant regardless of the size of the car.Nafasi ya driver Wa Kadudu Na Lorry ni moja
21. Bonus : Gari la driving school halipelekwi nyumbani. Unaachia wanafunzi wengine pia wajifunze kuendesha gari.
22. Having read 1-21 clear your last meal of the day , brush your dirty teeth and sleep like Karendi
This message is brought to you by the Saint from Ngaindeithia who was stoned for no good reason.
~ Kimotho
