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09/03/2024

THE TALES OF KIT MIKAYI

Mikayi means “first wife” in Dholuo, and Dhuluo is a widely spoken language in the Lake Victoria region in Western Kenya. This name is not in reference to an actual person, but rather a rock formation located along the Kisumu-Bondo highway. This rock formation consists of three stone columns standing side by side, each comprising of massive boulders perfectly balanced on top of each other. The largest of these stone columns towers at over 20 meters in height. According to Luo oral tradition, Kit Mikayi is tied to a story, a memory.
In the past, an elderly man named Ngeso had a great love for the natural stone monument. Every morning, Ngeso would go and lie in the cave under the rock all day. He was so fascinated and consumed by this stone that his wife would often bring his breakfast, lunch, and dinner to him as he lay in the cave around the stone, or on the stone itself. He ate most of his meals there. The story goes that, one day, someone asked Ngeso’s wife where he was. The wife replied that he was at MIKAYI, which she referred to as his first wife because he spent so much of his time at the monument and loved it very much. His actual first wife felt like a second or third wife to the stone, since he gave more attention and time to the stone structure, as if it were his first wife.
That’s the first tale.
The other states that the rock formation reflects the Luo culture of polygamy. Traditions have developed around these stones, referring to the stones by the names of huts of the first three wives in a traditional Luo homestead. Thus, the first wife’s (Mikayi) hut is said to be the one lying in between the three rocks. The second wife’s (Nyachira) hut is on the right-hand side of the rocky formation, and the third wife’s (Reru) hut is on the left-hand side. The position of these rocks within the rocky formation is therefore depicted in terms of the typical Luo family structure and homestead organization.
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15/04/2023

African Proverbs 😹😹

1) The anger of a pen!s doesn't destroy the va**na (Zimbabwe)

2) There's no virgin in a maternity ward (Cameroon)

3) A child can play with it's mother's breasts but not with the father's testicles (Ghana)

4) The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corn by the road side have the same problem (Ghana)

5) When you see a woman sitting with her legs open, never tell her to close them, because u do not know her source of fresh air (Ethiopia)

6) He who says that nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume (Nigeria)

7) The only woman who knows where her man is every night is a widow (Togo)

8) An erected pen!s has no conscience (Uganda)

9) If u go to sleep with an itching a**s you are sure to wake up with smelly fingers (Kenya)

10) The day a mosquito lands on your testicles is the day you will know there is a better way of resolving issues without using violence (Senegal)

21/03/2023

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08/03/2023

A giant ship's engine broke down and no one could repair it, so they hired a Mechanical Engineer with over 30 years of experience.

He inspected the engine very carefully, from top to bottom. After seeing everything, the engineer unloaded his bag and pulled out a small hammer.

He knocked something gently. Soon, the engine came to life again. The engine has been fixed!

A week later the engineer mentioned to the ship owner that the total cost of repairing the giant ship was $20,000.

"What?!" said the owner.

"You did almost nothing. Give us a detailed bill."

The answer is simple:

Tap with a hammer: $2

Know where to knock and how much to knock: $19,998

The importance of appreciating one's expertise and experience...because those are the results of struggles, experiments and even tears.

If I do a job in 30 minutes it's because I spent 20 years learning how to do that in 30 minutes. You owe me for the years, not the minutes.

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06/03/2023

This is serious (Laugh small)😂😂
A graduate in Biology was having
difficulty in finding a job. He saw an advert in one of the daily newspapers for a job at a zoo.🗞️👀
In the interview, the manager told him that their gorilla🦍, which had been a tourists attraction has died so they needed someone to dress up and pretend as a gorilla🦍. The graduate was embarrassed, but since the salary was okay, he accepted the job. The first day, he put on the gorilla skin and entered the cage, he started jumping up and down, beating his chest and roared like a gorilla. The next day, he put on a gorilla skin and started moving around the zoo again and mistakenly entered another cage and found himself staring at a lion🦁. The lion roared and rushed towards him.
The scared graduate quickly forgot that he is a gorilla and started shouting like a human, 🗣️"Help! Help!" The lion leaped onto him, knocked him to the ground and whispered in his ear👂*Dennis*, it's me Mike, your course mate."

My brother, No job in this country, Infact that crocodile🐊 in that water is not a crocodilie it is John

Cutie, I've Just Made You Smilè Because you desérve to be Happy Always, it really Fit your Beâuty Face, But you Wálking Away From me is Quíte Unfâir🥺😔, Please I'm really Begging you, follow

24/02/2023

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A girl started noticing a guy who stands in-front of her home everyday in the evening. She noticed the guy always comes mostly in the evenings and weekends. The guy never tried to talk to her nor showed any gesture, he just moves here and there by looking into his mobile phone and occasionally stealing a stare at her. It went on like that for a year and the girl understood the guy was in love with her but was too shy to express his feelings. So, she told her parents. They too saw him and liked him. They discussed with her grandparents about a likely marriage. But wanted her to make the first move.Next day, she went to him and said: "Hi. I'm Radha."GUY: "Hi. I'm Emmanuel."Hearing this, the Girl was very happy as the names were matching like Lord Emmanuel and Radha Devi.The girl went on and said: "I really appreciate your patience and decency. You have been standing in front of my home everyday for about a year now. So, I understand that you are in love with me but too shy to say it. I think I really like you too and would love it if we get married."The guy smiled and Said: "Forgive me sister! Actually your home's WIFI doesn't have a password. So, I come here every evening after work to use free wi-fi to chat with my Girlfriend!"😂🚶🙆‍♂️

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20/02/2023

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20/02/2023

A Man died and find himself in Heaven.
Angel Gabriel took him to see the beautifulness of Heaven,
As they were going the Man saw a large number of Angels working seriously and he ask Angel Gabriel,
'why are the Angels here so busy?'
Angel Gabriel answered him,
'they are busy collecting the prayer request of Men and Women on Earth to God.'

As they walked a little further, the Man saw another Door and the Angels there were running from place to another,
the Man ask Angel Gabriel
'Why are this ones running from one place to another?'
Angel Gabriel said to him, 'They are running to deliver the request to Men and Women on earth when their prayer is answered by GOD.
The man said that's Lovely.

They walked further and the Man saw another Door but this time, there was only one Angel there and the Angel was busy sleeping seriously, the Man asked Angel Gabriela, why is he sleeping here alone?
Angel Gabriel smiled and said to him,
'He is sleeping because no Man or Woman on Earth has sent a thank you Prayer to God after he answered their Prayers,
that's why he is sleeping..

This is what happens to Us,
We forget to appreciate GOD when he as answers our Prayers.
We only remember him when we need something from him.
From the beginning of this year, a whole 365 days😳😳
He's kept you alive.
To you it might look normal,but really it's not smallz, at all👌
God has surely done something in your life.

Don't be ashamed to say thank you GOD🙏

Appreciate!😋
Bless my life by Cl1cking the «“follo0w ”» butt0n on my pr0file 🙏 to see my future p0sts
Heaven will reward you as you do 😊❤️

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11/02/2023

Owalo jnr KE thanks SOME GIRLS THINK DEM WISE😂😅😆😁😄

I was taking a lovely walk👫 with my bae yesterday evening 💏😘💞
And suddenly a Certain guy stopped with his BMW car🚖 and started calling my girlfriend😏

She wanted to say No✋but I allowed her to go and see why she was being called😊..
After she reached where the car🚗 was
They started chatting🗨️, laughing and I couldn't hear👂 what the conversation was all about plus I was busy waiting for her😏

She got inside the car🚖 then I walked to them And asked " joyce what are you doing''🤷🏿‍♂️
Let's go😒🚶‍♂️
She smiled☺️ and said "Dennis" my brother just go home I'll find you😮"

I was Shocked to be called "Brother" by my own Girlfriend😳🙆🏽‍♂️
Then I thought for a while and came up with an idea..🤔

I also smiled😊
And said "But sister you haven't taken your HIV drugs💊😂
And it's afternoon already😋
Remember what the doctor said that your HIV is chronic oooo😏😂😅😆😁".
Immediately she was kicked out of the car😀😁😂
I hate nonsense

God bless that beautiful person that will laugh and follow me on facebook

05/02/2023

"Once in a village, a woman saw three old men sitting outside her house. They were sitting there for quite a while.

The woman went outside and said,
'I don't know you, but I saw that you are sitting here for long, you must be hungry. Please come in and have something to eat.'

One of them asked,
'Is the man of the house at home ?'

She replied, 'No.'

'Then we cannot come in.', said the men.

The woman went inside. In the evening when her husband came, she told him about the people sitting outside and all that had happened.

He told his wife to go and ask those men to come in and have some food.

She went out and told them,
'My husband is home. He is inviting you all. Please come inside and have some food with us .'

They replied,
'We do not go inside a house together.'

When she asked why, one of the old men explained,
pointing to one of his friends, he said :
'His name is Wealth.
If he goes with you, your home will be filled with wealth always.'
Then pointing to another old man he said :
'He is Success.
If he goes with you, you will always be successful in any endeavor you start.'

He then introduced himself as Love.
'If I go with you, then your home will be filled with love always.'

Then he told her to go in and discuss with her husband which one of them they want in their home.

Her husband was overjoyed hearing about it and said,
'Let’s invite Wealth.
Let him come and fill our home with wealth.'

His wife disagreed and said, 'Why don’t we invite Success?'

Their daughter-in-law was listening to this.
She came to them and suggested,
'Wouldn’t it be better if we invite Love in our home ?
Then our home will be filled with love forever.'

The husband and wife agreed.

The woman again went out and said,
'Which one of you is Love ? Please come in and be our guest.'

Love got up and started walking toward the house. Just then the other two also got up and started following him.

The woman asked,
'You said you can not all can come together,but they answer because you have chose love we will come all since where love goes success and wealth will follow.
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27/01/2023

A Pregnant Woman to her husband:
What you are expecting -
will it be a boy or girl?

Husband- "If we have a boy, I'll teach him maths, we will go for sports, I will teach him fishing and so on."

Wife - "Ha.. Ha.. And what if its a girl?"

Husband - If we have a girl.. I'll not have to teach her anything.
Because she will be the one who will teach me all the things, again..like
how to dress, how to eat, what to say, what not to say..
In short, she will be my second mom and She will consider me as her hero even if I do not do anything special, she'll always understand when I'll refuse her for something.
She'll always compare her husband to be me.. No matter how old she will be, she'll always want that I should treat her like my baby doll.. She'll fight with the world for me and if someone will hurt me, she will never forgive that person.

Wife - "So you mean to say that your daughter will do all those things but your son will not?"

Husband - "No.. no! May be he will do the same but he will learn to do them. But daughters are born with it. Being the father of a daughter is the pride for any man."

Wife - "But, she will not be with us forever."

Husband - "Yes, but we will be with her, in her heart, forever. So it really doesn't make a difference where she goes."

Daughters are Angels... Born with Unconditional Love & Care...Forever.

Dedicated to all lucky fathers blessed with daughters.

Author Unknown

26/01/2023

Prayer changes things and I thank God that he is my Strong Tower

25/01/2023

FACTS U DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT T○○ MUCH

1. If you speak too much, you will lie.

2. If you think too much, you will be dèpressed.

3. If you cry too much, you will lose your sight.

4. If you love too much, you will be lost.

5. If you care too much, you will be taken for granted.

6. If you play too much, you will not be taken serious often.

7. If you trust too much, you will be betrayed.

8. If you work too much, you will diè of stress.

9. If you eat too much, you will be obessed

10. If you sleep too much, you will be idle.

11. If you spend too much, you will have no future.

12. If you wear make up too much, you will lose your bèauty.

13. If you look too much, you will lose your focus.

14. If you pursue life too much, you will lose everything.

And lastly...

15. If you expect too much, you will be disappointed. Don't be too much because that too much can hùrt you so much.

20/12/2022

A fool flatters himself.a wise flatters a fool.

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