MC Kamau wa Njoki.

19/06/2024

Ati Mambo Bado, Jana ilkua kionjo. Gen.z in action!

26/05/2024

Wambui Wa Njihia hapa najua ulikua pro 😂😂😂😂

23/05/2024

Kimani Ichung’wah with Big Shaq, Shaquille O'Neal. My question is, “how tall is this tallest Shaq? 😀😀🤣🤣 Simulizi Za Jossy Bi mkubwa .....

21/05/2024

monetizing is next month and u are still under 10k ☹️
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I pay back instantly 👇

21/05/2024

Photo of the day. Yues!

17/05/2024

Pray until your situation changes. Miracles happen everyday, so never stop believing in God and His timing. Amen!

14/05/2024

MY FIRST TIME TO USE A CONDOM...

I entered a shop and bought a pack with 3 condoms, looked at them curiously for a while wondering how on earth I could use them. The Lady at the counter noticed my puzzlement and asked sincerely, ''Have you ever used a condom?
Do you know how to put it on?'' I blushed and said,"No!" The lady took one condom and opened it and wore it on her thumb as an example. "This is how you wear it. You have to make sure its tight!'' I was even more puzzled by this. I was just an innocent young man. She noticed how shy and confused I was. "You must be a virgin," she said teasingly. "Have you ever had s*x?"... She asked.. l said, ''No!" Then she looked around the shop; there was no one but just the 2 of us. She called me behind the counter, opened the door leading to the back rooms and invited me in. She quickly locked the door,told me to hurry up... "We don't have time!" She said. She pulled her short skirt up, her panty down,opened her
legs and layed her back on a table. Then she told me to wear the condom on just like she had told me. I did, and she pulled me close, and oh yes there I Was right deep inside her wet sweet flesh. ...... But Oh My God no, in just two minutes inside it was just too much and I came, tsaaa tsaaa I WAS DONE!! The lady feels it too, she feels the hot fluid inside her,and asks me, ''Did you put the condom on like I told you?" "Yes I did. Just like you told me!" I replied. She says, ''Lets see!" (I showed her) "Oh s**t!" she screamed. "You are supposed to wear it on your P***S not on your THUMB, you fool...!!!..

That's how I became a dad
I am off to buy pampers😭"
Mwalimu Kamau Official Page.

09/05/2024

So tumebaki na wiki tatu ndio Facebook ianze kutulipa 😹😹😹naskia they pay in dollars, si mtanimiss 🤗

09/05/2024

In Mombasa, Men From Upcountry Marry Without Knowing.

You invite Zainabu Mwanamisi For a Night, Picking Her Up in Your Nissan Note e-Power.
She Gives You One Of The Best Nights Ever…Worthy Of "The Day I Will Never Forget" Composition.
In The Morning,You Wake Up To Find Your Bed Empty !!
Thinking She Has Stolen From You, You Get Out Of Bed Panicking Only To Enter The Kitchen & Find All Dishes Sparkling Clean !!
You Rush Outside & Find All Hanging Lines Full Of Your Clothes, Washed Clean !!
…..The Neighbors Have Nowhere To Hang Theirs.

You Try Tracing Her Only To Locate Her Coming into The Gate Carrying Breakfast Draped in Only a Leso !!
You Are confused ! Kindness Humbles Even The Most Fiercest Of Beasts !

She Tells You Softly, "Njoo Ukanywe Chai"
She Sets Up Tea Served in a Red Thermos You Didn't Know Even Existed Until She Removed it This Morning.
The Tea Tastes Superb … With Karafuu, Hiliki, Hamdalasini And Sijui Whatnot ingine Gani !!

After Tea Just As She is About To Return Everything To The Kitchen She Gets Ups & The Leso “Accidentaly” Slides Revealing Brown Digo Thighs. You Grab Her Back into The Bedroom.
You Wake Up From it at 10am & Realize You’re Late For work !!
You Decide To Apply For Half Day Leave & Get To Work At Noon.

On Your Way Back Home You Meet Mzee Omar. He Owes You 500 Shs. You Ask Him About it & He Replies, "Nilipitia Kwako Nikamuachia Mkeo"
Mkeo ?!!!

You Get Home. As You Enter She Receives You Like A King, Handing You a Towel & Soap And Escorts You Towards The Bathroom. "Pole Kwa Kazi. Haya ingia Bafuni Uoge Kisha Uje Tule".
Ghai Fafa !! Mwadhani !! Nyasaye !! Ghaakii !!
You Are Perplexed ! Whats Going On ?!
After Bathing, You Take Supper, Pweza(Octopus) Soup With Fried Rice

While Relaxing After The Meal, Your Body Starts Reading Temperatures Last Witnessed During The Bombings Of Hiroshima & Nagasaki !! You Grab Her Straight into The Bedroom For Marinating.
You Feel Stronger Than Ever ! You Deliver Horse Power Only a Toy

Copied and pasted😀😀😀
Mwalimu Kamau Official Page.

21/04/2024

Are you confused?

21/04/2024

Kuna stage kwa life mtu hutulia tu..you don't date, you don't like, you don't love, you don't don't...haufanyi tu mambo mingi. What do we call it? 🤔

11/04/2024

04/04/2024

Utasema aje kwa kizungu
"Niko macho" 🤣🤣🤣

03/04/2024

Hebu tag huyo celeb wako umsalimie tuone k**a atasalimika 😊😍😊

27/03/2024

Kuna shida mahali👀

26/03/2024

Hata k**a umeolewa salimiaga watu bwanako huumbana nje😅....sio yeye wa kwanza ala!...thanks for your support.... Ihitia Riria Inene
https://youtu.be/PLz0vDJ-uIk?si=McKxj6SzkW6DDgiA

26/03/2024

Thanks for being a top engager and making it on to my weekly engagement list! 🎉 Kariuki Al Fazaa, Robert Lemara, Tabitha Njeri, Dancolin Pererastah, Nicolas Kibelekenya, Jeremiah Pere, Ruth Kinuthia, Grace Gakungu

21/03/2024

Invest in your spouse. Build each other up. Two hustlers can never lose together. A united couple can defeat any obstacle the enemy brings against them

21/03/2024

Mceeing started at Ilmolelian in Narok North. Thanks Ilmolelian for nurturing
MC Kamau wa Njoki.

20/03/2024

You don't quit a job to start a business. You start a business while you are working and grow it overtime. You don't suddenly transition from full-time employee to full-time entrepreneur overnight. You gradually transition from full-time employee to part-time entrepreneur to full time entrepreneur. If you can't start and run a profitable business while you are working, you will never be able to run a profitable business full time without the cushion of a monthly income.

19/03/2024

Maina Wa Mwaura official 🎻🔥🔥🔥

19/03/2024

Maina Wa Mwaura official live performance at K.A.G Naishi game, keep on going my brother.
Let's support this young talent by:

positively


Samidoh , HSC
Waithaka Wa Jane
Shiru Wa Gp . HSC

19/03/2024

Facebook monetization Eligibility(Kenya), you need the following as from June this year!

1. 5000+ followers ( Not friends)

2. 60,000+ minutes video views for the last 3 months.

3. No copyright strike and the account is following Facebook community standards.

4. Have more than 5 active videos on your page

5. Pass monetization policies and community standards

6. Be 18 years and above.

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19/03/2024

Always be careful with your answers as a man🤣🤣

18/03/2024

Mmesalimiwa

18/03/2024

Mimi sio wenu in English is
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28/02/2024

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16/02/2024

Never over share your problems.Never let everyone know exactly what you are going through,bad or good.Not everyone is celebrating your success ,and not everyone mourns your losses. Wishing you well 🙏
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12/02/2024

LESSONS FROM AFCON 2023

✍️ Ivory Coast lost two out of three group matches but still got to the final. They had a second chance and took it seriously. Don't play with the second chance life gives you. Don't give up on yourself!

✍️ Ivory Coast were beaten 4-0 by Equatorial Guinea, yet they bounced back to the final while Equatorial Guinea got eliminated. Don't write anyone off. You won today doesn't mean you are the best. Don't look down on the person you defeated yesterday!

✍️ Ivory Coast mobilized support for Morocco to beat Zambia so that they can qualify. Some of those clapping for you now and supporting you may not be your real friends, they may just be using your success for their gain. Morocco went home after helping Ivory Coast to qualify to the final. Don't let anyone use you for any gain that doesn't benefit you.
✍️ South African goalkeeper stopped 4 penalties against Cape Verde and we're so confident. They wanted the match against Nigeria to end in penalties so that they will win. But against Nigeria, he couldn't stop any penalty, instead the Nigerian keeper stopped 2 and won MOTM. Don't be too confident of yourself.

✍️ Nigeria scored a second goal that was disallowed because of an earlier foul at the build up. Goal was cancelled and SOUTH AFRICA were awarded a penalty. Such is life, when you think you have lost, God may give you a redemption to turn ashes into beauty.
✍️ Senegal didn't lose any match at group stage. But when they played against Ivory Coast that lost 2 matches, they were eliminated.

✍️ All the defenders were on Osimhen, they did all they could to stop him, even four of his goals were disallowed.....but they didn't take note of Ademola Lookman. Your real enemy may not be who you are thinking.....
✍️ Kelechi Iheanacho didn't play the previous 5 matches, he came in late into the 6th game and became the hero. All you need to be a hero could just be one kick and not 100 kicks, but if you have just one opportunity to kick the ball, do it well......

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