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24/05/2023

Nilikuwa nimewaambia😂😂😂

24/05/2023

Nilikuwa nimewaambia😂😂😂

27/04/2023

A family in a remote part of China adopted what it thought was a puppy, only to discover two years later that it was actually a bear.

Su Yun, who lives in a village outside the city of Kunming in Yunnan Province, bought what she was led to believe was a Tibetan mastiff puppy while on vacation back in 2016, according to reports.

Tibetan mastiffs are huge dogs with a thick black-and-brown coat. Males can weigh as much as 150 pounds.

The owner said she was immediately struck by her pooch’s insatiable appetite, which had him wolfing down a box of fruits and two buckets of noodles daily.

Two years on, Su’s pet was tipping the scales at 250 pounds and getting ever bigger.

When the woman noticed the animal’s unusual knack for walking on two legs, her bewilderment escalated to alarm 🚨

“The more he grew, the more like a bear he looked,” Su told Chinese media.

The owner’s growing suspicion about her pet’s true nature did not sit well with her because she admitted that she is “a little scared of bears.”

Su reached out to the authorities, who quickly identified her supposed dog as an Asiatic black bear, which is classified as a vulnerable species🤯 Thoughts

27/04/2023

"Italy: where the beauty of its landscapes, rich culture, and warm people converge, stirring emotions deep within. Nowhere else compares to the emotional impact of this unforgettable destination." Plan your visit on https://www.miomyitaly.com/italian-itinerary.html

27/04/2023

Nakumbuka my first time kusmoke weed🗣️🍁 my mom aliniserve food kumaliza kudishi nikamlipa🙄🙆‍♂️🤦‍♂️🥴🤣🤣
#4:20🚬🤜🤛✨

27/04/2023

"Pastor" Ezekiel Odero's 28 bedroomed Mansion in Mombasa.

27/04/2023

If I was still with him and I know he wouldn't have taken dowry yet 😏😂😂 we would have gone for adventures in Ruiru then asked my parents k**a hii weekend wako idle. Then tuwaambie wapange watu wajitayarishe tunakuja weekend na kondoo sevente na hio story tumalize 😂😂😂😂😂😂 rakini ako na mumamaz mahali playing the role The Father That Stood Up 😂😂😂😂

Lakini guys you did this man baaad 😫😫

27/04/2023

Life in Italy 🙂

27/04/2023

Complaints galore arrived when I first shared this. Then I decided to share it with a strategic red heart and still I received many complaints. Most were hidden (only I can see them), but many were sent as direct messages on Facebook or on my https://www.miomyitaly.com/italian-itinerary.html and ItalyMammaMia websites. Many suggested I was doing the devil's work. Well, you know what, to hell with the haters. I am sharing David in his full glory.

P.S. Many of my followers seemed to think the hate messages were from the USA, particularly Florida. for some reason. That is not the case. Not a single complaint was from the USA. Most seemed to be from Pakistan.

01/12/2022

QKU812F7BW Confirmed. You have received Ksh27,500.00 from Hustler Fund on 01/12/2022 at 07:14 AM. New MPESA balance is Ksh27,275.08.

01/12/2022

Tanzania Wanaringa na Diamond, mbosso, Harmonize,,,, wanadhani Kenya hatuna musician ,, ebu mtaje mmoja washagae.

01/12/2022

Love is not work in progress/
it is the work that never ends

by the way, I want get the work from a girl, i am Kenyan boy and age of 16

27/09/2022

24/09/2022

Hebrews 12:14
“Make every effort to live in peace with everyone and to be holy; without holiness no one will see the Lord.”

24/09/2022

Since we all are online can we gossip about Jesus
I heard his the king of King

14/09/2022

Courage Doesn't Always Roar. Sometimes Courage Is The Quiet Voice At The End Of The Day Saying, 'i Will Try Again Tomorrow.'

14/09/2022

You are unique. Don’t compare yourself to anyone else. You should compare yourself today just with who you were yesterday and always try to be better than yesterday. Other people have different ideas, backgrounds, childhood and life than you. Just be yourself and be happy with it! Remember – you are very special.
Every day, try to show the best version of you.
Respect yourself and your time ❤
𝓡𝓸𝓼𝓮 𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮 𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓶 𝓶𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓭𝓮𝓪𝓻 𝓯𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓼 ❤ ❤ ❤

14/09/2022

Nokia on sell model TA-1007

30/07/2022

It's hard when love is torn away,
When you have been longing for it every day.

You finally think everything is right,
Until you end up crying every night,

Because the girl you've been waiting for
Has made you feel like such a bore.

He kissed you in such a way
That made you feel that everything was OK,

Until the day he took it back.
Your fantasy is gone, just like that.

He said it was a mistake, I'm sorry to say
I like someone else. I don't feel that way.

The words make you feel so down,
Like you want to lay in your tears and drown.

It's funny when the girl you were so close to
For one day loved you too.

But now he is a stranger these days,
And nothing will ever be the same.

29/07/2022

Every Family has a person who breaks the Chain of Poverty
May you be that person in your family.
In Jesus Amen
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