Rofina Media, Westland, Nairobi (2025)

24/04/2025

A girl missed her periød 2 months ago, her mom took her to the clinic for prēgnancy test of which it was positive. Embārrassed, her mom said, who is the pig that got you prēgnant? The girl picked up her phone and made a call. An hour later, a young handsome man drove in Ferrari to the girls house.
Good evening, the man greeted... Your daughter told me the prøblem in the house. I can't marry for now because of my family issues, but I promise I will take care of her for the rest of her life, and if she gives birth to a girl, I promised to buy her a mansion, 2 jeeps and 1million dollars. If it's a boy, I 'll buy her houses in a country side, 5 jeeps, 2 big factories and 5 million dollars in her account. If it's twins, I 'll do anything she asked. But if there's miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?
The girl father silently pat the young man on his shoulder and said , my son, if there is mīscarriage, you'll sleep with her again. So that u can put am for her body wotowoto.

21/04/2025

RIP POPE FRANCIS.

21/04/2025

DANIEL ARAP MOI as a P3 teacher at Tambach African School in 1945

20/04/2025

A man caught his wife che@ting, snapped her, framed the picture and hanged it in their sitting room, despite all her plea for forgiveness. The man said that the only condition to forgive her is to allow the framed picture to remain in the sitting room, that any day the woman removes it will mark the end of their marital journey together , he went ahead and printed a T-shirt with the picture and wear it whenever he has function to attend with the wife.
Your take on this please! ..🤣🤣🤣🤣

17/04/2025

The Big Hot Topic awaits you, Tune in to our you tube and Tiktok Channels at 6pm,

08/04/2025

My dream since I was young is finally coming to pass. Than God for the far he has brought us. 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

06/04/2025

Rigathi Gachagua tells President William Ruto that eliminating him is a waste of time and resources
What are your thoughts?

06/04/2025

There is a Cholera Outbreak in Kiambu, cases have doubled after the President's visit

06/04/2025

TIMING AND S*X

1. Not every time is time to have s*x. Find out the state of your spouse first.

2. If you are a man who climaxes too quickly, study your timing to stop pumping and come out of her when you feel you are about to climax. This will delay your ej*******on.

3. Don't spend too much time doing one s*xual thing whilst making love. Your spouse might get bored. Good timing is when you transition to the next s*xual act after adequate exploration. For example, don't kiss for too long, don't lick for too long, don't play with the ni***es for too long, don't do one s*x position for too long.

4. Don’t transition to the next s*xual act too quickly before your spouse even enjoys what you were doing. Don't rush the kissing, the foreplay.

5. Don't approach your spouse for love making when you know very well his/her mind is somewhere else; perhaps rushing to finish a deadline, rushing to leave for work, preoccupied with the children. Don't take offense if your spouse turns you down. It is not that your spouse doesn't want you, it's just not the right time.

6. Gentleman, as you pump inside your wife and you realize she is about to climax; that is not the time to stop or slow down. That is the time to pump harder or faster as she wants it. She is about to climax. If you mess up when almost there, it might take her a while to get there again.

7. During love making is the wrong time to talk about domestics, chores, work, responsibilities and duties. Everything else can wait, focus on pleasure.

8. Lady, when your husband is h***y for you and you are in a position to give it to him, don't make him wait for too long. Strike while the iron is hot.

9. After the husband has ej******ed. Give the p***s time before the next episode so that it can rejuvenate. If you rush it, it might erect but lose hardness mid-way because it hasn't adequately breathed.

10. Withdrawal method is all about timing. The man must master the precise time to come out of her when he feels the ej*******on is almost. This works best with all s*xual positions besides the one where she is on top of him. When the wife is on top, the husband has less control of his p***s.

11. When life gets busy, you two might have to resort to intentionally creating time for love making or else you will end up having a s*xless marriage.

03/04/2025

Do you like her!

01/04/2025

Mtu wa mkono Kwa mjengo salary ni 600 per day.
1. Shs 600 per day
2. Deduct tea 40bob
3. Deduct lunch 70bob
4. Deduct maindi chemsha 20bob
5. Deduct fare 30bob toband from 60 Bob
6. Deduct mutura jioni na supu 40bob.
7. Deduct food ya jioni 100 bob
8. Deduct airtime 20bob
7. Rent oee month 3k so daily 100 bob

Balance 80bob
Gas ikiisha mambo inachemka
Wueh.....

30/03/2025

DON’T MARRY JUST ANY WOMAN, MARRY A WOMAN WITH COMMON SENSE.

1. Marry a woman who has sense enough to know that respect in marriage is mutual, not one-sided.

2. Marry a woman who has sense enough to know that you are not an ATM machine, and providing for the family is a shared responsibility when necessary.

3. Marry a woman who has sense enough to know that love is not just about what she can receive but also what she can give.

4. Marry a woman who has sense enough to know that being a man does not mean you don’t have emotions and that your struggles and mental health matter too.

5. Marry a woman who has sense enough to know that submission does not mean slavery, and partnership does not mean control.

6. Marry a woman who has sense enough to know that when you are tired or stressed, she should also be willing to support, whether by cooking, making things easier, or simply being considerate.

7. Marry a woman who has sense enough to know that intimacy is not a weapon for manipulation or punishment but an expression of love that should be mutual and consensual.

8. Marry a woman who has sense enough to know that disagreements are normal but should be handled with maturity, not silent treatment, disrespect, or emotional manipulation.

9. Marry a woman who has sense enough to know that your dreams and aspirations matter just as much as hers and that marriage should be a place of support, not competition.

10. Marry a woman who loves your soul, not just your status, money, or what she can gain. Marry a woman who enjoys talking to you, not just demanding from you.

May you not miss it in marriage

19/03/2025

WHAT MEN NEED TO KNOW (HUSBAND)

1. Intimacy in your marriage will suffer if you keep coming home late

2. Your wife doesn't find you s*xy because you buy her expensive gifts, she finds you s*xy because of how you attend to her emotions

3. Your wife will struggle to give you her body if she suspects you are entertaining another woman/women. Faithfulness makes you s*xy

4. Don't avoid your wife the whole day then expect her to be turned on for you at night

5. Women make love with their emotions, for them, the feeling of being loved is important. If you hurt her, she won't desire to make love

6. If she doesn't feel ready to make love tonight, find out if there is an issue and address it.

But if she is genuinely tired or not in the mood, it is not the end of the end of the world. How you treat her today, will determine how love making will be tomorrow

7. If you realize you are demanding conjugal rights, know that you are no longer having intimacy but s*xual perversion and coercion. Intimacy is not demanded, intimacy is invited and mutually celebrated

21/02/2025

THIS LECTURE IS FOR MEN ONLY.

Once you buy a second hand car that had many previous owners who misused it, you will have to accept that you will not be the only driver who will will be driving throughout its life time.

Mechanics will drive it most of the time and it will spend most nights at workshops. It will also drain you financially and emotionally.

The w0rst thing is that, old owners may still cúm to borrow it anytime they may need it.
Again, at times, you will see other drivers flashing lights at you when you are with it because they recognise the car. 😍😂😍

13/02/2025

🚨Say No to Drugs!

Sara Alvarez former homeless person Then and now.
Drug almost spoiled pretty woman like that 🥰
Share let’s Spread the Love ❤️❤️❤️
Let’s give them 1M Likes ❤️❤️❤️

13/02/2025

What advice can you give to such a woman?

"Please help me with advice, ladies. I am a very sad woman today. Two months ago, my husband came home late, but I didn’t hear him knocking on the door. The housemaid heard him and opened the door. I heard her bedroom door open because it makes a loud sound, and I thought she was going to the bathroom—only to realize she was actually opening the door for my husband. I was so shocked, wondering if my husband had been knocking and I didn’t hear him.

When I got to the bedroom door, I saw the housemaid coming from the bathroom, almost naked—remember, she was dressed like that when she went to open the door. I warned her never to open the door again because I would be the one to do it for my husband.

Now, last night, I was extremely tired. I have a four-month-old baby, and I was soothing the baby to sleep. I must have dozed off because I didn’t even realize when I fell asleep. My husband came home and called me six times, but I didn’t hear my phone. I also didn’t hear him knocking or calling. He then called the housemaid, but she didn’t pick up. That was at 11:15 PM.

Since no one responded, he went and knocked on the window so hard that I woke up. He usually knocks on the window when his phone is off, so I thought that was the case. When I opened the door, I stood there as usual, expecting a normal hug, but I was met with shouting— “Don’t you want me to come home?” and more accusations. I just stood there silently, not saying a word. I went to the bedroom, picked up my phone from the charger, and saw that he had actually called me multiple times between 11:09 PM and 11:34 PM.

I wanted to explain, but he was already furious, breathing fire. I didn’t say a word because I realized he was drunk, and we would only end up arguing.

In the morning, I left for work at 6 AM, while he leaves at 9 AM. At work, I texted him multiple apologies, and he responded, saying that the housemaid told him she knocked on our bedroom door, but I didn’t wake up. She also said she couldn’t open the door for him because she fears me.

He said hurtful things and is not remorseful at all. Now, I am contemplating leaving. Am I making a mistake? Keep in mind, I know he will ignore me for as long as he wants, and this is only my second year in marriage, but I already feel suffocated. He does not address our domestic issues, and now he is even dragging the housemaid into them.

What do you think, ladies? Please help me

12/02/2025

This 39 year old was caught sleeping with a cow 😭

12/02/2025

How do u call this original kitchen unit in your language??
Let's see if we are happy with our tribes

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