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17/12/2024

When buying a cow for milk, don't buy the cow near your neighborhood.

One day when the cow is going to the river, when the former owner meets it he can divert it to his home, milk it and let it proceed to the river.

The cow will be giving you kicks to avoid being milked twice in a day.

You will never know.

Buy a cow at least 100km away from your home.

Thank me later.

12/12/2024

Today, I walked into a club and ordered a bottle of Captain Morgan 😎🍾🍸. But I noticed people staring at me, so I said to myself, "I can't drink while people are staring at me." 😏
So, I shouted 🗣, "Waiter! I can't drink while people are staring at me. Give everyone their own!" 😎
When people heard that, they were so happy 🥳🤗. Some even started dancing 💃🕺.

After everyone had been served their drinks, I ordered chips and chicken. Once again, I noticed people staring at me, so I told the waiter, "I can't eat while people are staring at me. Give everyone their own!"
The place erupted with excitement, and people started calling me fancy names like Mkuu (Bosslady), Our Incoming President 👉, and The Big Bosslady .

After finishing the meal, I asked for the bill, and once again, everyone was staring at me🙄. So, I shouted 🗣, "Waiter! I can't pay while people are staring at me. Give everyone their own bill!" 😎🤓

Now, as I speak to you, I’m missing four teeth 😭😭😰. Let me apply some ointment; I’ll finish the story later. !!!

12/12/2024

Kenyan Superstar Stevo Simple Boy with his personal bodyguard

09/12/2024

Si wacha wafanye iwatoke ama?

08/12/2024

Me drinking alcohol after receiving my December salary
💯💯 Focus😂😂

08/12/2024

Think Like a Genius: Solve 3x3 - 3 ÷ 3 + 3 = ?"

07/12/2024

Kuna any changes ama bado ako vile vile??

06/12/2024

Dam wa Facebook is now in trouble as Obina introduces his girlfriend.!!

06/12/2024

THE PRISONER WISDOM.
An Old Farmer writes to his Son who is in Prison:
"Dear Son, this year I won't be able to plant Potatoes because I can't dig the field by myself, I know if you are here, you would have helped me".

The Son writes back,
"Dad don't even think of digging the field because that's where I buried all the money I stole."

The Police read the letter and the next Day the whole field was dugged up looking for the money but nothing was found.

The following Day the Son wrote again,
'Now plant your Potatoes dad, it's the best I can do from here. '

05/12/2024

Nimetafuta nikakosa, sasa nimeamua kuangalia Kwa phone book list ya dad

04/12/2024

The life side chick goes through, And Why are they always on the run ???? 🤣😂🔥

03/12/2024

Do You Remember Diana Chepkemoi Maritim?

It’s been 4 years since she returned to Kenya from Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, and her journey has been nothing short of inspiring. Each day is a testament to resilience and blessings. 🌟

Let’s continue wishing her all the best that life has to offer! 🙌💖

03/12/2024

Hope kila mkenya alipewa hii ya 300, before tuongee mambo ya WiFi Kwa kila Market Center!

03/12/2024

MARRIAGE Is Like A Shoe.

"MARRIAGE is like a shoe. When you wear oversize, be ready to drag it along through out life, and when you wear under-size be ready to feel the pains through out life".

One thing about marriage is that you don't drop your shoe or remove it at any point, no matter how painful or how stressful it is. That is why I thought it necessary to write you this letter.

Dear Singles, When you are ready to buy your own shoe please take note of these three things:

PHYSICAL APPEARANCE : Do not look for the beautiful ones, the nice ones or the cheap ones. Look for the one that is your size. Not every handsome, wealthy or intelligent guy is for you, not every beautiful woman is for you. Look for the one that is meant for you, the one that aligns with your values and belief, the one who you meet at your life's journey. It is important to know where you're going in life before you think of getting a wife.

POSITION : All sizes of shoes are not placed in the same place. There is a place for court shoes, laced up shoes, sport footwear, snickers etc. We have Children sizes, young people's sizes and the adult sizes. Know where to get your own shoe. Your size cannot be everywhere my brother, your type cannot be everywhere my sister. You cannot be a Christian, and be looking for a wife material at a club. Your wife or husband can't just be everywhere. Stick to your values and therein you shall find someone like you, but when your values are not defined anyone can just match you. Discover yourself and define your values.

PERCEPTION : In this kind of shoe purchasing enterprise, you are not permitted to try the shoe before you buy. This is why it is important to seek guidance and counseling, from people who have bought shoes before or are into the business of directing people to the right shoes (Pastors and Relationship coaches). And most importantly to avoid much time wasting time, simply consult the SHOE MANUFACTURER to tell you your size (GOD ALMIGHTY ).

02/12/2024

"I met this lady on Facebook last week, we started chatting and I grew feelings for her, I proposed immediately, she accepted without a thought. So during the weekend, I asked her to come over to my house so we can see each other and have quality time together, she requested a transport fare of 150k I sent it to her because I was desperate to meet her, but instead of her coming like she's visiting someone for the first time, she came with her belongings and when I asked her for what reason, she said that she will be spending the rest of the weekend and if possible the whole December month with me. But I am confused, I don't know if she's trying to blackmail me or this is another form of love. Please I need your advice because I don't know her in person yet and this is the first time I am seeing her and she's coming with her belongings like we are married. Should I send her away or leave her stay?"

01/12/2024

When you give birth with a mubaba

01/12/2024

AM STILL CONFUSED WHERE IS THE DIFFERENCE

01/12/2024

Unverified News.✍️

Pastor Paul Mackenzie of Shakahola is dead.

Can someone verify this..kindly

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