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28/07/2024

WOMEN! WOMEN! WOMEN!
Your husband or boyfriend sometimes faces life challenges, but you won't notice because your eyes are only focused on your interests and how he should make you happy.

Men go through a lot pain too, if you love him try and understand him.

Avoid those friends who advices you to put pressure on your man simply because their own men are doing better than yours.

Stop making comparisons between your man and other men who are successful than him.

Appreciate the little things that comes from him with respect and love❤️❤️

BE GOOD TO HIM AND YOU WILL NEVER REGRET.

28/07/2024

Raila Odinga lost the 2022 elections by less than 200,000 votes. Politically speaking, he is entitled to cut a political deal with President William Ruto. At 79 years, Raila wants political comfort and peace.

Raila Odinga has probably ascertained that at his age he wont run for President or cant be President. This explains his quest for the AU job. If you didn't vote for him to become President when you have no moral authority to criticise his decision to get ODM MPs into government and to get government to support his bid.

If you continue to criticise Raila then you have probably frozen your mind because you are still stuck in 2022 politics. You have forgotten that Raila Odinga and William Ruto share a lot in common. They are friends, they are billionaires and jointly founded ODM in 2005.

Note: this is purely a political observation.

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27/07/2024

Am Looking for a seriouse man from Samia for a lifetime relationship that will lead to marriage. I am a Mteso from Tororo in Uganda.

25/07/2024

SOMEBODY ADVICE ME PLIZ!
My husband came back from work yesterday night, I was in the sitting room with children watching a movie but he told the children to go to their room and sleep.

The children went into their room to sleep and we remained in the sitting room but my husband Knelt down and started crying and apologising how he has been cheating on me with another woman who is now pregnant.

He told me that the woman has threatened to take him to the court of law if he does not marry her and buy her a home in town.

But the problem I have is that my husband is not aware that he is medically impotent and that he can't impregnate a woman. Even the children we have are not his children, I just got them with another man but he is not aware.

I know the other woman is lying but I am afraid to tell my husband the truth because it will kill our marriage. I just got these children with another man

What do I do now to convince him that the other woman is cheating?

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24/07/2024

FOOTBALL NEWS LIVE!
Reports from Stamford Bridge indicate that Chelsea are edging closer to the signing of a MC Tonde from the Kenyan Club Dragon FC from Samia.
According Fabrizio Romano, Dragon FC has put a price tag of £45m and Chelsea expected to meet the valuation for the midfielder.

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23/07/2024

We dont have a goverment in Kenya.

23/07/2024

UGANDA NOW GOING KENYAN WAY WITH PROTESTS. 4 PEOPLE APPREHENDED ALREADY.

23/07/2024

It is boiling in Uganda ahead of todays protest in Kampala as youths vow to demonstrate.

20/07/2024

Big shout-out to my newest top fans! Mutanda Chrispinus, Kzmwai Kim, Bakangala Spokesman, Michael Ouma

20/07/2024

THIS IS THE TALKING POINT:
Those asking Raila not to accept the offer from Ruto need to understand this reality:
Raila has the people, the Mt Kenya people have the money but since they have been in power 20 years, they have also stocked enough resources.

If Ruto falls, power returns to Mt Kenya and will never leave again but that is not even the issue. The bigger problem is, when you demand that Raila lets Ruto fall, what do YOU have in place to replace Ruto?

What system do you have in mind? Somalia? Zaire after Mobutu? Sudan after Bashir? Would Raila Amolo Odinga help you with that? Let me give you the scenarios so you understand;

1. Raila "lets" Ruto fall and he indeed does. The military takes over, suspends the Constitution and plans fresh elections in five years. But tensions in the military between Kikuyus and Kalenjins ends up in civil war and the guns they have both been piling come out in full force.

2. Raila accepts Ruto's offer and appoints some technocrats in government who stabilise the government and economy, while also reforming the IEBC, then helps defeat Ruto in 2027.

3. Raila rejects Ruto's offer but Ruto doesn't fall anyway. Instead, he proceeds to create a police state, survives the term, steals 2027 and stays ten years...possibly even removing term limits. Ruto is now where Moi was in 1982. Seething with rage, humiliated and down. If he survives on his own, he is coming back with a dangerous dictatorship.

4. Raila accepts Ruto's offer then Gen Z chase both of them out of town. What next?

We are at a crossroads as a nation and we all want Ruto gone. But can we honestly state what we want in place the day after he is gone?

I REST MY POINT.

19/07/2024

MEN!
Can you marry this kind of a woman?
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19/07/2024

MYSTERY OF LIFE:
Episode 2
I arranged the chairs together as I prepared to sleep.

I made sure i closed every windows and door of the restaurant before laying on the chair I arranged.

By 5am the mosque beside the restaurant woke me up and I immediately went to have my birth at the toilet of the restaurant and changed into my only cloth.

I washed and hanged the one I pulled off before going to open the restaurant for business.

Gradually the other workers came in and we started with food preparation and soon enough customer began to flood in.

"Okello! come and serve this food!!" The person in charge of dishing the food call out and I left what I was doing and ran to answer.

I took the food and took it to the customer she pointed for me, I dropped the food on his table and turned to leave when he called me back.

"Mister Man come back," he said and I turned back looking at him for answer as to why he called me back.

"This isn't what I order, I ordered for Kuku and not Fish," he said.

"Sorry sir, let me take it back and bring your right order," I said carrying the food trail.

I took the food back to the counter as the woman who gave me the food look up at me.

" He said he ordered for kuku and not fish," I said to her.

"So what will I do with this fish, I can't return it in to the pot, you will have to pay for it," she said as I looked at her surprised.

"I don't understand, I wasn't the person who placed the order or who got it wrong so why do I have to pay for it?" I asked.

"Because I say so or would you want me to waste the soup, you will have to pay for it," she said.

"It isn't my fault and am not paying for your mistake," I said and she knocked the food trail off my hand, "now it's your mistake, you will pay for it," she said.

I bent down, took the plate, picked up the little I could pick and cleaned up the food on the floor before going back to continue with my washing.

As I washed the plates, tears fell from my eyes, I just felt the pain and insult inside me as i went home.

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19/07/2024

19/07/2024

Pliz let us help this lady to get a husband.

18/07/2024

FUNYULA CONSTITUENCY:
One of key development agenda of Hon. Oundo Mudenyo for Samia during Campaigns was food Security. This was about all people having access to sufficient, safe and nutritious food at all time.

There is need to sensitize our people on combining traditional food production methods with advanced and emerging technologies.
This can be achieved through:
1-mentorship programs,
2- Establishment of demonistration farms like in Kisii,
3- Improvement of Agricultural extension services,
4- Devt of rural agricultural markets.
There is also need to introduce funding to Kilimo Biashara initiatives carried out by youths and women thru their entrepreneurship devt groups.

Afforestation can also help in enhancing good weather for farming. I therefore urge Hon. Oundo Mudenyo to push for this dream and keep the fire burning.
Public participation will open extra doors because Samia is a land of possibilities.

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17/07/2024

MYSTERY OF LIFE:(True story)
Episode 1:

For the past seven years there is no month that I don't consider su***de for once. How it started I can't really explain, I have heard people say a lot of things about su***de and I just laugh and shake my head.

Alot of them don't understand untill they find themselves in such situations.

I always see people who kill themselves as foolish till I was in the same situation, how I am still alive I can't say.

Wafula (RIP) sorry for saying you are foolish when you killed yourself, now I understand better.

People are quick to say su***de is not the way out, what will you get from killing yourself and the rest of it but as the proverb says "he who wears the shoe knows where he is feeling the pain."

I have walked on the road and the only thought is to just jump in front of this car and end it all, put an end to it all.

It's not what you are thinking, it's not heart break, it's not poverty, it's not depression, it's not anxiety, it's not frustration, it's the combination of all of them.

People don't really understand, you can't explain the feeling to people and no one cares, every body is minding the business forgetting that the person close to them is dieing gradually.

"Okello, Okello!!," the person called out and I came out of my thoughts.

"I'm here," I replied. The woman came out from the building to the back of the house where I was.

"You are here while I have been searching all over the house for you, come and wash the plate customers are waiting," she said walking out.

I got up and walked into the kitchen and buried myself in the hip of plates there.

"Okello, go and clean the tables," my co worker said as I quickly took a napkin to go and clean it.

"Okello go and wash the plate," another co worker said.

"Let me finish with the table," I replied.

"Carry your useless self to the kitchen and wash the plate.

I left the table I was cleaning and went into the kitchen to wash the plate then i closed my day.

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16/07/2024

With Capital FM Uganda – I just got recognised as one of their top fans!

16/07/2024

With Radio Citizen FM – I just got recognised as one of their top fans!

15/07/2024

PLEASE ADVISE ME:
My name Is Erick from Busia but currently i stay In Nairobi. I Have A Girlfriend From Busia. Last Weekend I Decide To Invite Her For A Date In My House, She Agreed My Invitation But Before Sending Her Fare, I Decided To Do The Following Preparations:

1 - I Hired a Mama to mop my house and wash for me my clothes,
2 - I sprayed my house with Doom to kill all houseflys and Cockroaches to avoid simple embarrassment,
3 - I bought food: Maini for ugali, chips and Kuku, fruit salad with some soft drinks,
4 - And I even borrowed my neighbours' WiFi Password to make her enjoy online entertainments when she arrive.
After all these preparations, I sent her 2000ksh fare from Kayole to my place in Kawangware but she switched her phone off after receiving the Mpesa and failed to show up.
Yesterday she sent me a text telling me that she had malaria. She is now telling me to send her another fare but her sister who is staying with her has called and told me not to send money again.

NIFANYE NINI?
Pliz Advice Me.

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15/07/2024

DEAR MEN!
My name is Tecla Ouma, i am from Rumbiye. Honestly i am very broke and i need help from you. I have been unable to buy even my personal effects, nimeshindwa hata kanunua mafuta ya kujipaka.

I need help from any man who is ready to help me but now the problem is that when i say i am broke, some men are asking me that how can i be broke and yet i am a lady?

Sasa mnataka nifanye aje surely?
PLIZ TELL ME!

14/07/2024

I was in Uganda and one thing i came to like about ladies from Uganda is that they hold high respect for men. They kneel down, bend their necks and greet men with a very soft welcoming tone.

Unlike most from Kenya who are always rude, stubborn and very rough, especially these ladies from Busia, Mumias, Bungoma, Kisumu, Siaya and Kisii. They stand on one leg when greeting people.

Can u plz try to emulate your sisters from Uganda? We want to see you bending your necks and producing that soft tone when greeting or talking to men pliz.

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13/07/2024

Edwin W. Sifuna mheshimiwa there is this quarry at Upperhill, it is full of water and has been left wide open for years now. Am sure some bodies are dumped there too.

13/07/2024

It is time President William Ruto Need To Consider PS Susan Mangeni Into His New Cabinet If He Will Be Promoting Some Of The Principal Secretaries To Cabinet Positions.

11/07/2024

THINGS ARE BAD YAAWA!

Auditor General raises red flag over missing billions at KRA

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11/07/2024

THIS IS THE REALITY:
These two are co-wives. The one standing is the second wife and the one who is seated is the first wife. The baby who is carried by the first wife belongs to the second wife.

Their husband is away but when he returns home he will find his family in peace and harmony. This is how first and second wives lived in peace in Africa before white men brought their culture of one man one wife.

Today we have more divorce, more single mothers and more problematic relationship. The white men who advised African to embrace one man one wife marriage are now advising Africans to embrace homosexuality of a man to man or woman to woman marriage.

Use your sense well my brothers and my sisters, and don't forget to follow SAMIA TV (Sauti ya Nyumbani)
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08/07/2024

Thanks for being a top engager and making it on to my weekly engagement list, this head is for you with Ugali mlima!Rooney Kiprono, Ongute Zedrick, Protasio Nabea, Kommy Heartshaker

08/07/2024

According to a research by Nangina Polytechnic on Samia Ladies, Nakhulos are the most beautiful ladies in Samia. The only problem is that they always dont have transport.

LET NOBODY ARGUE WITH ME PLIZ.

07/07/2024

TANGAZO! TANGAZO! TANGAZO!
Are you in Samia and you are looking for security dogs to buy?
THIS ONE CAN HELP IN:
1- Chasing away night runners
2- Killing Mangoes
3- Hunting
4- Chasing away thieves
Among other services.

IF INTERESTED CALL SAMIA TV NOW.

07/07/2024

SEE WHAT BABU OWINO DID HERE.
THIS MAN IS TOUGH I TELL YOU.

07/07/2024

YESTERDAY I SAW EMBOLO SCORING AGAINST ENGLAND I WAS VERY HAPPY.
Kudos Samians!