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11/12/2024

THE BENEFITS OF MAKING LOVE IN THE MORNING for married couple

1. IT MAKES GOOD USE OF THE MAN'S ER****ON
Most men wake up with an er****on, it is good for this hardness not to go to waste

2. IT BOOSTS THE WIFE'S SELF-ESTEEM
When a woman wakes up naked to her husband admiring her, desiring her and wanting her; she ends up feeling s*xy, beautiful and confident even before she dresses up

3. IT STARTS THE DAY RIGHT WITH INTIMACY
The best way to say good morning is with intimacy. Sweet love making, kisses, heartfelt words and prayer

4. IT BRINGS OUT A GLOW
When both the man and the woman feel loved up, they exude an inner positive vibe that others around them pick

5. IT GIVES YOU SOMETHING TO SMILE ABOUT THE WHOLE DAY
Through out the day, both of them will find each other smiling, reminiscing about the morning. Maybe they will even text or call each other just to connect

6. IT MAKES STAYING FAITHFUL EASIER
When your body is s*xually satisfied in the morning, it is difficult to fall into temptation in the middle of the day. Unfaithfulness breeds where there is a vacuum

7. IT WAKES YOU UP PROPERLY
If you are sleepy or struggling to wake up, some good pumping, grinding, moaning, riding and touching will definitely wake you up

8. IT BLESSES THE CHILDREN
Because there is warmth in the bedroom in love making, that warmth will spread to the entire house with the children witnessing the love between mom and dad

9. IT CELEBRATES LOVE IN A NEW DAY
No matter how good or bad yesterday was, an episode of sweet love making sets the right tone today

10. IT MAKES YOU LOOK FORWARD TO COMING HOME
Since the day started in a memorable way, both husband and wife will miss each other and will long to see each other later in the day.

11. It reduces stress, headache, cramps, slimming tablet as well and brings out the better you in the relashionship.
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24/11/2024

STUPID THINGS A WIFE CAN DO TO MESS UP HER
MARRIAGE.

There are fifteen stupid things a Wife can do to mess up her marriage, I want you to check them carefully and avoid them.

1. DARING HER HUSBAND TO BEAT HER.
You block the door way, and then dare him to beat you and see what will happen. Lots of women have done this in the past and they end up regretting it. It is unwise to do this.

2. DARING HER HUSBAND TO SLEEP WITH ANOTHER WOMAN. You will be making a major mistake if you dare your husband to sleep with another woman. You may live to regret it

3. NEGLECTING TO DRESS RIGHTLY BECAUSE SHE IS MARRIED. “I am married, who is looking at me” That was the defense of Mrs Ade when she was confronted for the reason why she dressed so shabbily. It is the mistake of most careless married women and it’s a major mistake you can make

4. DENYING HER HUSBAND S*X REGULARLY.
You are a career woman; you feel s*x in marriage is secondary, you deny your husband your body regularly, so he is s*xually starved and intimacy famished. His secretary, colleagues, and girls in church/ Mosque are begging him to come but you padlock your skirt. I can see danger signal.

5. LEAVING HER HUSBAND FOR HER FRIEND TO CATER FOR.
"My friend please be my eye as I travelled for this one week, help cater for my husband and my little kids” That was Mrs Rosa when she made the journey she will later regret all her life. By the time she came back her friend had really helped her by sleeping with her husband. She later eloped with the man, leaving her own husband and two children. It is very stupid to commit your husband into the hands of your beautiful and very active but Godless friend.

6. LEAVING HER HUSBAND IN THE HAND OF HER HOUSE MAID. Your maid is the one that cooks, cleans the house, and cares for the children and your husband. You suddenly become a lazy bone since the arrival of the maid, all you do is to shout and back orders, nobody will sn**ch your husband you are the one graciously giving him to those that
need him.

7. EMPLOYING FULLY GROWN, RED BLOODEDLADY AS A MAID. She is fully grown, well-endowed in the back and very tantalizing in the front, dresses like an actress, cat walks like a model and that is your own house maid? What a mistake

8. EMPLOYING HOUSE GIRL THAT IS MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN HER. Employing a house girl more beautiful than them is a major technical mistake most women make. In the process many of them used their money to employ a rival for themselves. Don’t be foolish when getting a maid.

9. USING ANALOG BRAIN TO LIVE WITH A DIGITAL HUSBAND.
Your husband is growing; you are sitting down at home eating. He is dressing like a guy with jeans and face cap; you are celebrating the fact that you are a married woman. Your husband is on twitter, facebook, whatshap, skype etc; the only thing you know about phone is to receive and make call. Your husband is talking about stock market; you only talk about tomato market. He is talking about Forex; you are talking about fruit and vegetables.

10. FAILING TO COMMIT HER FAMILY INTO THE HANDS OF GOD.
A wife won’t do well if she fails to commit her family into the hands of God regularly. Don’t make this mistake, be prayerful, hand over your family to God. May you never labor in vain!

11. FIGHING HERMOTHER-IN-LAW.
You may fight your Mother-in-law dirty and think you can win, you will end up losing. Her son and herself have been friends and lovers for years; may be before you were born. She was the first ‘wife’ of your husband and also the first ‘girlfriend’. Her son cannot divorce her and she is more experienced than you in matrimonial battles, in fact she is a veteran of many conflicts.

12. TELLING HER FRIENDS ABOUT HER S*X LIFE.
When you tell your friend about your s*x life she can size you up and know whether your husband is hot or not, whether he is s*xually fulfilled or not. She can even know your husband “turn on” and use it against him and grab your husband. Most women have carelessly lost their husband as they complain to their friends “my husband is too demanding, he does not know anything but s*x, I’m not a horse, I can’t kill myself” A friend will pick information like this and cover things up where you’ve been failing.

13. REPORTING HER HUSBAND TO HIS MUM.
It looks beautiful to report your husband to his Mum, but the end result will end up hurting you. Most mothers will support their sons any day; children are always right before their Mothers. Seek counsel in the right quarters, never report your husband to his Mum.

14. LETTING CHILDREN TAKE THE PLACE OF THEIR HUSBANDS.
Many wives do abandon their husbands, denying them of love, care and attention as soon as babies begin to arrive. To sleep in bed, they put the Baby between themselves and their husband, making the man to feel lost in his own house.

15. USING S*X WRONGLY.
S*x is supposed to bind you together, it supposed to create intimacy and love but in many homes it is the bone of contention. Some women do turn s*x to a tool ofmanipulation; some use it for trade by barter. Some wives will suddenly become commanders at home when their husbands touch them for s*x, ordering the man
around, “go and off the Fan” “go and lock the gate”“go and check whether our children are sleeping”
this is very bad. Some wives sleep like log of wood in bed while some even wear jean knickers to bed.
If you continue like this you will hurt your marriage deeply and you may destroy your future also. May

God not let us use our hand to destroy our own marriage... May God continue to guide and protect our homes from all the evil eyes Amen.

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20/11/2024

SAD REALITY

Listen up, Men! The woman you are begging is begging another man.

Here’s a truth that many don’t want to admit, but it’s time you face it: if you truly knew how easily that woman you’re bending over backward for—the one you’re spending your time, money, and energy trying to impress—was giving herself to another man, you’d be furious. In fact, if you understood the reality, you’d probably lock yourself up and give yourself a wake-up call.

This isn’t about cynicism; it’s about seeing things clearly. No woman is difficult to get if she’s interested. That woman you’re working so hard to win over? She’s out there giving her time, her attention, and even her loyalty to someone who hasn’t done half of what you’re doing. Why? Because he’s the one she’s choosing. When a woman has her eyes set on a man, she’ll move mountains to be with him. She’ll rearrange her life, her priorities, and even compromise, because, for her, he’s worth it. Meanwhile, here you are, trying to buy her love, thinking that if you do just a little bit more, she’ll finally see your worth.

But the hard truth? Women are never as difficult as they make themselves out to be. If she’s playing hard to get, dragging you through hoops, and constantly making you feel like you’re not enough, it’s because she’s simply not interested. The reality is, when a woman is truly into a man, there’s no game. There’s no need to chase, no mind games, and no questioning where you stand. She’ll be there, just as interested, just as willing, and just as eager to build something real.

Men waste years chasing women who are out of reach, thinking they’ll eventually “win her over.” But the truth is, if she’s not choosing you, she’s simply keeping you around for the benefits, the attention, and the resources. She knows she’s not going to commit, but she enjoys the luxury of your efforts. You’re just another option in her life, another backup plan, while she’s giving herself fully to the man who doesn’t even need to try. Think about it—does that sound like respect? Does that sound like a worthwhile investment of your time and energy?

Be wise. Don’t waste your time, money, and emotions on a woman who treats you like an option. A man who values himself doesn’t chase after someone who doesn’t value him in return. It’s not worth it, and there’s no honor in suffering for someone who has already made it clear that they’re not interested.

Shift your energy. Redirect your focus on becoming the best version of yourself. A man who builds himself, who knows his worth, doesn’t need to chase after anyone. When you’re on your grind, when you’re focused on your goals and your growth, the right people will naturally gravitate toward you. You won’t have to convince anyone of your value, because your value will speak for itself.

Be wise. Stop running after women who don’t see your worth, and put that energy into your own life. Build yourself, grow your potential, and watch how people start to respect and recognize you for who you are, not for what you can do for them. You deserve someone who chooses you, someone who sees your worth without you having to prove it over and over again. And remember, a man with self-respect doesn’t chase anyone who isn’t chasing him back.

TOP Comments

20/11/2024

DON'T LET YOUR HUSBAND ENTER DELIVERY ROOM WITH YOU. SOME GET TO LOSE THEIR MINDS AFTER SEEING HOW THE CHILD GOT OUT FROM YOUR BODY. THAT CAN KILL HIS S*XUAL DESIRES FOR YOU.

AVOID LETTING YOUR MAN OBSERVE YOUR MENSTRUAL FLOW,OR SEE YOUR BLOOD PADS....IF HE GETS IRRITATED,IT CAN MAKE HIM WITHDRAW TOO.

DON'T LET HIM MEET WITH YOU WHEN YOU HAVEN'T HEALED AFTER DELIVERY. IT CAN GIVE HIM FALSE IMPRESSIONS, IRRITATION....

WHEN WOMEN COMPLAIN OF THEIR HUSBANDS WITHDRAWING FROM THEM S*XUALLY,THEY DON'T KNOW SOME ARE MENTAL ISSUES.
UNTIL THEY FIGHT THOSE MENTAL ISSUES,THEY MAY HARDLY GET BACK.

HE USE TO BE ALL OVER YOU BEFORE MARRIAGE,AND IN MARRIAGE, BEFORE YOU HAD YOUR FIRST CHILD,THEN HE STARTED AVOIDING S*X. THAT'S BECAUSE OF CHANGES HE FELT,BUT HE DIDN'T WANT TO OPEN UP.
I WISH HE CAN DISCUSS THINGS,SO IT CAN BE FIXED.

SOMETIMES IT'S THE STRETCH MARKS. MAYBE YOU WILL HAVE TO START MAKING LOVE IN THE DARK. WHILE USING STRETCH MARKS CREAM, MAYBE HE WILL HAVE TO WORK ON HIS MIND TO ACCEPT THE CHANGES TOO, KNOWING IT'S PART OF YOUR SACRIFICES FOR HAVING CHILDREN FOR HIM.
COMMUNICATION SHOULDN'T BE OVERLOOKED.

IN SOME CASES, IT'S WOMEN THAT LOCKS UP AFTER HAVING CHILDREN. THAT'S NOT GOOD.
YOU CAN'T START AVOIDING YOUR HUSBAND S*XUALLY, BECAUSE YOU HAVE BECOME A MOTHER.

AS FOR CASES OF ONE THAT'S CUT,THAT NEEDS TO HEAL BEFORE INTERCOURSE,THAT SHOULD BE DISCUSSED,AND IT SHOULDN'T BE REASON FOR LONG TIME REJECTION. BECAUSE SOME WOMEN TAKES ADVANTAGE OF THEIR HEALING TO STAY OFF THEIR HUSBANDS TOO.

16/11/2024

TEN (10) GOLDEN SECRETS OF MARRIAGE:
TO THOSE WHO ARE MARRIED AND THOSE PREPARING TO GET MARRIED SOON

1. EVERYONE YOU MARRY HAS A WEAKNESS

Only God has no weakness. Every rose flower has its own thorn. If you focus too much on your spouse's weakness, you can't get the best out of his/her strength.

2. EVERYONE YOU MARRY HAS A DARK HISTORY

No one is an Angel, therefore, avoid digging one's past. What matters is the present life of your partner. Old things are passed away. try to forgive and forget. The past can't be change. So Focus on the present and the future!

3. EVERY MARRIAGE HAS IT'S OWN CHALLENGES

Marriage is not bed of roses. Every shinning marriage has gone through its own test of hot and excruciating fire. True love is proved in time of challenge. Fight for your marriage! Make up your mind to stay with your spouse in time of needs. Remember this is the vow you made on your wedding day!

4. EVERY MARRIAGE HAS DIFFERENT LEVELS OF SUCCESS

Don't compare your marriage with anyone! We can never be equal, some will be far in front and others far behind. To avoid marriage stresses, be patient, work hard and with time, your marriage dreams shall come true.

5. TO MARRY IS TO DECLARE A WAR

When you marry, you must declare a war against enemies of marriage. Some of the enemies of marriage are: Ignorance, Prayerlessness, Unforgiveness, Adultery, Third Party Influence, Stinginess, Stubbornness, Lack Of Love, Rudeness, Wife battery, Laziness, Divorce etc. Be ready to fight to maintain your marriage zone.

6. THERE IS NO PERFECT MARRIAGE

There is no ready made marriage anywhere. Marriage is hard work, volunteer yourself and perfect it daily. Marriage is like a CAR with Gear oil, gear box, back hassles and If this parts are not properly maintained, the car will brake down somewhere along the road and exposing the occupant to unhealthy circumstances. - Many of us are careless about our marriage... Are you? If you are, pls pay attention to your marriage.

7. GOD CANNOT GIVE YOU THE COMPLETE PERSON YOU DESIRE

He (God) gives you, him or her in the form of raw materials in order for you to mould what you desire. You may desire a woman who can pray for 1 hours but your wife can only pray for 30 minutes. With your love, prayer and encouragement, she can improve.

8. TO MARRY IS TO TAKE A RISK

You cannot predict what will happen after marriage, as situation may change, so, leave a room for adjustment. Pregnancy may not come in the next 4 years. You may get married to her because she's slim but she becomes 100% fatter after a child. He may lose his beautiful job for years that you have to take the financial responsibility of the family until he gets a new job. But with God by your side, you will smile at last.

9. MARRIAGE IS NOT A CONTRACT, IT IS PERMANENT

Marriage needs total commitment, love is the glue that makes a couple stick together. Divorce starts in the mind. Never think of divorce! Never threaten your spouse with divorce. Choose to remain married! God hates divorce

10. EVERY MARRIAGE HAS A PRICE TO PAY

Marriage is like a bank account. It is the money you deposit into your bank account that you can withdrawn. If you don't deposit love, peace and care into your marriage, you are not a candidate of a blissful home. There is no free love in marriage, You cannot love without giving and sacrificing.

May God Give us The Grace And Wisdom To Build A Heaven on Earth Marriage.

15/11/2024

Four years ago I said yes to a married man. I said yes because of the kind of woman he had as a wife. The woman was so beautiful and graceful that I thought the man saw the same beauty and grace in me that’s why he came forward.

I was twenty-two and a student then. He came to my school and brought me a lot of stuff. When I needed money, I called him and he sent the money. I would ask about his wife very often until he told me not to bring his wife into our conversations again.

This man loved me in so many ways but I couldn’t bring myself to sleep with him. I don’t know why that was. I lied that I wasn’t going to do it until I was twenty-three. He said he would wait. On my twenty-third birthday, he came to see me in school with gifts and promises. After everything he asked me, “So when are we going to do it?”

Again, I made a promise I knew I wasn’t going to keep. I told him it was too soon. I told him to give me a few weeks. This is why I said he loved me in so many ways. No matter how I strung him along, he was patient and never pushy. I don’t know what gave him hope but he was willing to wait until one day I told him, “I will do it when I complete school. The very day I leave campus, I’ll meet you wherever you want me to.”

He left me and never picked up my calls again. I was heartbroken, to be honest. I called him even at night when he had warned me never to call at that time. I texted that I was ready. I was desperate to have him back in my life again. I was beautiful only because he had a beautiful wife so without him, I felt ugliness would take over my life.

I acted desperately for weeks and then slowly, everything vanished out of my heart. But I didn’t forget about him. Every now and then, he came to mind. When I was home and I saw him, everything came back to me again. Whenever I saw his wife, I felt I was just like her; graceful and beautiful.

I came home days ago only to see this man’s posters on the wall. I thought he was contesting for an MP. I drew closer only to see it was an obituary poster. I was instantly struck with grief and started sobbing. I thought of all the good things he did and the fact that I didn’t reciprocate. Somehow, I felt I’d lost a husband too. I no longer felt young. I felt like a widow.

I feel guilty for treating him badly. He did a lot. I mean a lot. A lot of things my parent couldn’t do for me. If I knew he had a few years to live maybe I would have done things differently. I don’t know but I feel there was something I could have done to make him feel loved. Now I’m here wearing black for him, hoping he will know that I’m mourning his death. Short life, yet so many things to do.

14/11/2024

MY ADVICE TO YOUTHS

1. Your control of your s*xual urges will be the reason you are either successful or a failure.

2. P**n and ma********on is the greatest killer of success. It stunt and destroy your brain.

3. Avoid drinking alcohol like a camel drinking water. Nothing worse than losing your senses and acting a fool.

4. Keep your standards high and don't settle for something because it's available.

5. If you find someone smarter than you, work with them, don't compete.

6. No one is coming to save your problems. Your life's 100% is your responsibility.

7. You shouldn't take advice from people who are not where you want to be in life.

8. Find new ways to make money. Make money and ignore the jokers who mocks and make fun of you.

9. You don't need 100 self-help books, all you need is action and self discipline. Be disciplined!

10. Avoid drugs. Avoid w**d.

11. Learn skills on YouTube not wasting your time consuming sh*tty content on Netflix.

12. No one cares about you. So stop being shy, go out and create your chances.

13. Comfort is the worst addiction and cheap ticket to depression.

14. Prioritize your family. Defend them even if they stink, even if they are idiots. Cover their nakedness.

15. Find new opportunities and learn from people ahead of you.

16. Trust no one. Not a single person no matter how tempted. Believe in yourself.

17. Don't wait for miracles make them happen. Yes you can't always do it alone but don't listen to the opinion of people.

18. Hardwork and determination can make you achieve anything.
Humbling yourself only takes you higher.

19. Stop waiting to discover yourself. Create YOU instead.

20. The world won't slow down for you.

21. No one owes you anything.

22. Life is a single-player game. You’re born alone. You’re going to die alone. All of your interpretations are alone. You’re gone in three generations and nobody cares. Before you showed up, nobody cared. It’s all single-player.

23. Your life path is designed in such a path that you feel needy, depressed and weak all the time. And there's only one way out, which is deciding to get out. No one but you will save yourself and your loved ones.

24. Not everyone has the same heart as you. Not everyone is honest with you as you are with them. You will meet people who will use you for their gain and then discard you once that section of their life has passed and they are fulfilled. Stay woke.

25. By age 25, you should be smart enough to:
→Celebrate the success of others
→Avoid jealousy and envy
→Keep an open-mind
→Avoid assumptions
→Act with intention
→Practice gratitude
→Speak honestly
→Exercise daily
→Avoid gossip
→Eat clean
→Forgive
→Listen
→Learn
→LOVE

Time waits for no one.

03/11/2024

😂😂Ndoto zingine Wacha tu🤦🤦
Jana nimeota nimekua dem ,😨 after kukua dem nikaoleka bwana wangu akanipea ball 🫄after 9 months nikaanza kuskia pain🥺🥺 nikamwambia bwanangu anibeleke hosi 😊😌kufika uko nurse akanipima nikaonekana nko karibu kuzaa mtoto . 😏Nurse akafukuza my husband 😇but nikatakaa akae karibu ndio ajue uchungu wa kupush mtoto 😄. Kidogo nikaskia labour pain ingine noma nikaanza kupiga nduru woiiii woiiii woiiii, nurse☺️ akacome mbio mbio na kuniambia push push my husband alikua so worried 😟 , nilipush nikaskia kukojoa nikajua hiyo ni Ile maji 😄hutoboka before mtoto azaliwe nikakojoa next nikaskia uzito☺️😌 Fulani ikikuja nikapush ikatoka nikaskia tumbo imekua light. Asubuhi kuamka nilipata mafi kwa kitanda😁😁😁,, kumbe io ndio alikuwa mtoto nilimzaa😂😂😂

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03/11/2024

Taja shule yenye unatakia kila la heri tomorrow in KCSE as we move on, mie ni KENYATTA HIGH ✅ Success

03/11/2024

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03/11/2024

WHAT UNDERSTANDING AND COMPATIBILITY MEANS IN MARRIAGE AND RELATIONSHIPS:

Understanding and compatibility are essential components of a healthy and fulfilling marriage or relationship.

Understanding:

1. Emotional intelligence: Recognizing and empathizing with each other's feelings.
2. Active listening: Engaging fully with your partner's thoughts and concerns.
3. Mutual respect: Valuing each other's opinions, beliefs, and boundaries.
4. Open communication: Sharing thoughts, desires, and needs effectively.
5. Empathy and validation: Acknowledging and supporting each other's experiences.

Compatibility:

1. Shared values and goals: Aligning life purposes and priorities.
2. Similar interests and hobbies: Enjoying common activities and passions.
3. Complementary personalities: Balancing each other's strengths and weaknesses.
4. Intellectual connection: Engaging in meaningful conversations and debates.
5. Emotional connection: Sharing a deep sense of trust, intimacy, and affection.

Key Areas of Compatibility:

1. Financial values and management
2. Family planning and parenting
3. Career goals and aspirations
4. Social habits and lifestyle
5. Spiritual beliefs and practices

Cultivating Understanding and Compatibility:

1. Regular date nights and quality time
2. Open and honest communication
3. Active listening and empathy
4. Conflict resolution and compromise
5. Shared activities and hobbies

Biblical Perspectives:

1. "Love is patient, love is kind." (1 Corinthians 13:4-7)
2. "Wives, submit to your husbands." (Ephesians 5:22-33)
3. "Husbands, love your wives." (Ephesians 5:25-33)
4. "Two are better than one." (Ecclesiastes 4:9-12)

Remember:

1. Understanding and compatibility grow over time.
2. Effective communication is key.
3. Mutual respect and empathy are essential.

Relationship Talks For Both Married And Single.

03/11/2024

🙆😱😱😱😱😱
1. It's raining and you are telling
somebody's daughter to enter your house,
Are you Noah:/?🙃😅😅
2. My friend has been forcing me to marry
,so that he can take advantage of my wife
while am away ,Since I hate arguing I
married his sister
I serve the living God😎🤣🤣
.
3. And some be asking me what I do
for a living, you think living in kenya is a
small job? I live in Kenya for a living.😹🙃
.
4. In kenya, The more dangerous the area
is, the cheaper the Beer😅😅🙆🏾‍♂️
5. Nobody knows how to listen and
interpretes footsteps like Africans having
unfaithful s*x while in the room
LADY: Somebody is coming ??
MAN: No they are going
Bunch of fornucators🙆🏾‍♂️😆😁😁
6. Dear single ladies, When he gives you an
engagement ring, kindly buy him a wrist
watch, Make him too know say time no dey.🙃🙃😹
.
7. I also had to laugh in an interview with a
security guard.
Interviewer: Do you know English and how
to speak fluently.
Job seeker: Will the thieves come from
England?. If there is no job just tell me😮‍💨🤷🏿‍♂️🤷🏿‍♂️
8. As a Kenyan, you should know that its
not all marriages begin with ,"will you
marry me?"
Some begin with,"John I'm pregnant "😋😹😹
9. No woman wants a man who is
everywhere,commenting on every
woman's picture wow wow wow like an
ambulance. Guys.. Get sense🙃😹😹

10. Bro even if you hold her waist from
Kenya to south Africa, doesn't mean that
she belongs to you, because even Satan is
from Genesis to Revelation but doesn't
belong to the kingdom of God🙌😇.
I'll be back soon 🤣 ❤️❤️🥰

03/11/2024

Vile mimi na mum tulikula pesa ya dad
🤣🤣🤣Ilikuwa asubuhi around 8am tulikuwa tumekaa Kwa jikoni mum❤️🤛akiprepare Breakfast 😔Escort ilikuwa ugali imelala ,, Apo Kwa corner Mzae alikuwa amefura k**a mashavu ya Atwoli sheenzii🙇 Sasa Wacha niwape uhondo,, sukari haikuwa ata one molecule... mum❤️❤️ndio uyo akaulizia mzae🙄 😔wewe Baba watoto hatuna sukari dad akajamia mum na kujibu vbaya❤️❤️Eti chukuwa sukari Kwa kichwa yangu🥲Hapo mm nikajam kidogo nilaani mzae nikakumbuka kumbe mzae ndio anafaa anilahani😭😭Nikachora plan,, nikaita mathe nikamnong'onezea akasema baasi nafikiria k**a Haga za Millicent omanga,, na hapo nilikuwa na line mpya ya Airtel tukaona tupigie mzae simu Kwa new namba ,, alafu tucheze na magic sounds then amwambie ni Dem alikuwa Naye Kwa club ya Serena bar🙄🙄 ju apo ndo anaendaga kulewa Kila Friday na unajua mzae alikuwa amekata miwa trailer tatu za mumias sugar.. apo mm na mathe ni kupiga tu smile za chini Kwa chini tukaona huyu lazima tukule fare yake .... Mi nikadial nikatxt mzae tukiwa tu Naye hapo Kwa kitchen 🙄🙄

Me: Hi love my abujubuju hii ni namba yangu mpya nakumiss
Mzae:Wow! my young tight kitambi verticulated vasctor ..
Me: Can I borrow something from you..
Mzae :Smiling 😔😔Go on my Acid base indicator ..

hapa nikajua deal iivane sasa nikaamua kumtext tena ..

Me: can I call you or you are next to your wife.
Mzae:hey my oxygen I don't have a wife even i don't have a child 😛
Me:Unaeza niokolea na 500
Mzae:hapo na hapo mzae akatuma 500 na akaongeza 200 juu🤣🤣🤣
Me: Thanks baba Mimi ni Eduu tumepata pesa ya sukari sasa🤣🤣🤣

Hapo kidogo nipasue kicheko buana

Hapo na hapo mzae akasmile akiangalia simu na kutoka nje hapa nikajua the mission is on saturation point 😛😛
Kufwata mzae polepole kumbe alienda kuzirai walai🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭. Ushikwapo shik**ana 🤣🤣🤣

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17/10/2024

Kuna siku nilikua naenda Mombasa😂Sasa nikiwa Kwa ndege ✈️tulikua tumekaa kiti Moja na mzungu flani hapo 😂😂mzungu akawa ananiangalia sana 👀👀nikamuuliza mbona ananiangalia Hivio akanijibu Hivi
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"k**a kunawatu wajinga duniani ni nyinyi wa africa haswa kenyan's 😂😂😂nikaamuliza Kwa Nini akaniambie ndio ujue nyinyi niwajinga ebu tuulizane maswali, nikishindwa kujibu swali lako nitakupea 200k, na wewe ukishindwa na swali langu unipe 1k ,Mimi naye ni nani nikasema Sawa😂😂😂😂mzungu akaniuliza Hivi
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"ni nchi ipi? ilishindwa kwenye vita kuu ya kwanza ya Dunia.? 🙆🙆🙆 Mimi nikatoa 1k juu sikujua😭
Sasa ikawa ni zamu Yangu yakuumuuliza nikamuuliza Hivi
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nikitu Gani kikienda juu kina miguu minne na kikirundi chini kinakuwa na miguu mitatu? Mzungu akafikiria akakosa jibu akanipea 200k👈😂lakini akataka kujua ni Nini hicho sana .
Mzungu akaniuliza Nini hicho kikienda juu kina miguu minne kikirudi kina miguu mitatu?

nikatoa 1k nikampa nikamwambia ata Mimi sijui

Sasa sisi na wazungu ni akina nani wajinga
surely??😂😂??😂😂😂😂💔

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30/09/2024

THE MAN AND THE SNAIL

A Short Moral Story.

One day, a snail saw a man walking into the woods, then he began to scream for attention,
"Mister! Mister! Come over here! Please, do me a favour! Mister!"

The man suddenly stopped and walked towards the snail, asking,
"What's the matter with you?"

The snail whistled,
"Get me out of my shell, please. I'm so uncomfortable inside it. Please, get me out!"

The man stood, wondering for a short moment, then asked,
"But why? Isn't that funny? Why do you want to come out of your protective shell?"

The snail snapped,
“I told you I feel very uneasy inside it! It's a heavy burden for me to carry all alone! I want freedom! Please, pull me out of this nasty shell!"

The man leaned forward, then whispered,
"You're not serious, are you?"

The snail hollered suddenly,
"Well, I am very serious! I want to be free like other creatures, such as: the slug, the worm, the squid, the octopus, the snake, etc. I wish to move around freely in my environment, but I feel so trapped inside my cursed shell! So will you help me get out of my shell?"

The man paused for a moment, then uttered silently,
"Listen, while you seek freedom, you should understand that your shell is a gift from God to you, a unique gift. It protects you from the harsh environment and even from predators. However, if you choose to come out of it, you will lose that precious gift forever and you will never be able to get back inside it."

Unable to keep the impatience out of his voice, the snail wailed,
"Oh, Mister... I don't care about that, with all due respect! I just need you to do what I told you. Get me out of my shell, please. Now, please!"

The snail persistently begged for a long time, until the man agreed to his request. He picked him up and gently pulled him out of his shell. Although, the process was a bit painful, the snail was happy to have finally gained freedom.

However, as the excited snail began to crawl away, a hungry bird suddenly flew down, struck it hard and swallowed it immediately. Upon seeing that, the man shook his head in pity and walked away.

How easy it is for us to take our blessings for granted. We find it easy to complain and be ungrateful for what we have. We have been blessed in so many areas, yet so often, we dwell on what we don't have and strive to be someone else. We compare ourselves to others, forgetting our innate ability that makes us unique or stands us out from others. We shouldn't be desperate, selfish and cruel to ourselves. The truth is, when we don't understand our worth and value our lives, we tend to lose something special. We need to cultivate a culture where we count our blessings more than we complain. If we sat still and started counting our blessings and naming them one by one, we would never have time to complain or try to be like someone else.

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WHAT IS A " Kiss " ? In Maths :- " Kiss is the shortest distance between 2 Lips " In Biology :- " Kiss is just exchange of germs from one mouth to another" In Chemistry :- " Kiss is a process of testing the PH of the lips " In Physics :- " It's a process of charging a human body " In Computer :- " Kiss is a local area network in which 2 bodies are connected without a data cable " In Economics :- " Kiss is a process in which Demand is higher than Supply " In English:- "Kiss is a touch or caress with the lips " ACCORDING TO YOU, WHICH SUBJECT DEFINED IT BEST:???😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂: I feel like kissing someone 🥰🥰😍 #

HONEY, SHOULD I SHÀVE MY PENÍS? He hugged her, but the hug was rushed. It's as if she repelled him. She looked at him with dísgust. Their séx has been suffering. He started wondering what is wrong with their marriage. Is there trouble in paradise? She got up early the next day in a rush. At night, when they both met each other at home, "We need to talk" she said. In the bedroom, she requested him to sit on the bed, handed him a shopping bag. On opening it, he saw bottles of deodorant, soap and expensive cologne. He looked at her, "Are you trying to tell me something?" She knelt before him and said, "Honey, I love you, but you stink" He looked at her shocked, but somehow he couldn't be mad at her because of the smile she wore on her face. "Really? I do?" He said as he attempted to sniff his armpits. She pulled down his arm, "Honey, no! Don't. Please, I beg you. Start to use colognes and deodorants, make showers your best friend and please stop repeating your socks, your feet smell" "I thought you were my best friend?" he joked. She pinched him on his cheek and said, "I am serious. I literally suffer being next to you in bed. You go to work with no cologne then join me in bed with all that sweat. Darling I can't make love to you will your stench all up in my nose" "Ouch! You're not mincing words tonight" he said. "I have been silent for too long. I can't even hug my own husband for long, your shirts are full of sweat stains; your feet, let's not even go there. So I end up wearing a disgusted angry face when I am near you yet all you have to do is just be extra clean" she said. "How about my breath?" He asked smiling. "You can do with some brushing of teeth at night. Come to bed with fresh breath. In fact, join me in the shower when I am showering in the evening. Or don't you like seeing me naked?" She asked. "I do. I do. I will start doing that" he said. "Thankyou. I would love to go down on you, but I can't suck your commando when you're