Man joker

26/12/2024

💎💍😂Mi ni msee wa boda....,,,,, 🚴so jana after nimevuta bangi, Nilitoka job nikiwa nimechoka😣nikaingia kwa nyumba at least nipate kitu ya kukula😞
Nikapumzika for 5minutes, nikaamua niende kuoga 😃(though mnatuchomea hatuogi😢) kufika nikapaka sabuni kwa kichwa😠nikaona haishiki😲
Nikamwaga maji bado sifeel🙆 aaii nikajua imekua serious, but nikarudia Mara ya mwisho ndio niwe sure😉nikajimwagia tena bado sifeel maji😱😱
Nikapiga nduru uuuuuuwiiiiii watuuuuu nimerogwa 😰😲😲si watu wakajaa🙆wakaniuliza nini mbaya.....nikawaambia kichwa yangu haishiki sabuni na maji😢😓 zile ngoto nilipigwa 😢😢😰😰😓😓sitawai sahau
Kumbe sikua nimetoa helmet kwa kichwa😂😂

11/12/2024

Welcome Kenya ujionee ukenya yetu 😆😅😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
1. Ukali means bitter or harsh - but to a Luhya, it's food!🙆😂
2. Federer is a tennis player - but to Kikuyus, it's a flag.🤗😁
3. "L" is a letter in the alphabet - but to Kambas, it's a place where sinners will go.
4. *Choice is not only an option - to Kisiis it's a girl's name*😁😂
5. Bull is a male species of a cow - but to Kalenjins, it's a place where people go swimming😂
6. A Sack is a bag used for storing grains but to the Luos, it's a big fish with very sharp teeth!!😂
7. Hyundai is a car model - but to Kambas, its what happens when you take poison!😪
8. Sota in sheng means broke - but to Luhyas, it's a beverage!😂

04/12/2024

04/12/2024

I will comment later, I'm in the hospital right now... My nephew swallowed 512Gb memory card and he is singing all songs in it. We are praying and hoping it doesn't reach the video folder! Anyway follow Man joker

01/12/2024

30/11/2024

27/11/2024

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Doris Atieno, Nì Shàrp, Devis Wafula Wamocha, James Barasa, Robin Yulemorio

27/11/2024

😭😭😭kumbe kukaa na dem lazima mkule breakfast daily.😢 alichukua my favourite towel akaifanya duster aty juu nimeitumia for 9 years.😭huskii hadi nimetafutiwa uniform za kulala. 🙄actually nilidhani fruits ni za harusi ama christmass..😂saii nazikula daily k**a mgonjwa.🫢
Bana shopping ni mara mbili kwa wiki na blueband ni lazima, 🙄nilikuwa nimezoea kitunguu na nyanya then royco..saii nimejua spices zote hadi puplica 🫢sijui mawat. kwanza nalalia pillows za pink. 🙆kitu ingine hanunui nyanya za 10 na kitunguu moja...anaokota kila kitu kwa kibanda bana⛹️⛹️⛹️ nilidhani kuoga ni sabuni ya kipande na kagunia..msee nilibuyiwa gloves na scented soap..naoga k**a chiwawa😂😂🙆then glass zangu za maji zilitupwa zote na vile hizo yoghurts zilikuwa expensive plus kuosha hizo mikebe🤔🤔
introducing towel in my house was the greatest shock, nilizoea nikimaliza kuoga najitingiza k**a mbwa nakauka😂⛹️ I thought mtu huoga akienda town but guess what naoga ata nikienda kulala....Hadi nmeanza ata kukuwa brown brown😂😂😂
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25/11/2024

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17/11/2024

My husband took my phone and deleted my boyfriend, Kingsley number and saved his own number as Kingsley.
I didn't know that someone had told my husband about him, I then got an SMS From my boyfriend asking for money $5,000.
I rushed to my husband and lied to him that I need some money for an emergency.

I told him I have some issues in school that I needed to sort out ASAP. He gave me the money and I rushed to send it to the account number Kingsley sent.

I sent him a message to find out if if he had received the money. He replied , "Call me now."
I quickly rushed outta the house to put a call across to him.

Boom, it was my husband voice I heard😭😭😭😭 It's been 5 days now and i dont know how to return home.I don't know how to get back into the house.

Your advice will be appreciated please 😭😭😭😭
@followers