Lisa Wa Wambua

17/12/2024

Akamba Cultural Centre and Museum through the leadership of Mutuku Muindi have confirmed the installation of the youngest Kamba elder. Congratulations Kasyoki Dj Biado .
Go to the world and promote our culture man 👏👏👏🎉🎉🎉🔥🔥🔥🔥

17/12/2024

What happened to the relationship between you and cousins from your father's side. You grew up together, herding cattle, fetching firewood and water as a group.

The family of Danny Muthama was of great shock when their cousins in Mombasa arrived home one time with a canter full of kids of different colours but that looked like a one nation. Cousin Beth in the lead they claimed that the human beings DNA matched that of Muthama's father. Beth and her squad insisted that the newcomers deserved a piece of land in mzee's empire.

But the young Danny and his brother Mutua could not come to terms to the embarrassment their mother was about to face, they decided to put up a fight in defence. Unlucky then, it's a case that had drawn the attention of mbai and they were beaten and tied up as their helpless mother watched crying. They were told that their brains were too little to understand or make decisions. The old man of the family watched in disbelief as his brother's kids chose to finish him completely. But when mbai gave him the chance to speak, he first enquired from the bastards to know who their mother was. After the brief interrogation, he authoritatively said, "I know your mother, tulifanya tu once, but sikumwanga ndani". This one confirmed that he was not their father.

He therefore ordered them to vanish from his compound without looking back. You could see the embarrassment of Beth's face. All she wanted was the land belonging to our c**k of stepping be shared among the bastards. I was there to tell the story 😂😂😂
Dear cousins, tupendane k**a before.

17/12/2024

When a man approaches his homestead, he would either whistle or make some sound to alert everyone that he was arriving home especially at night. No man will just walk straight to the door and knock. I am not talking about this generation ya kufika Na nduthi.

Did they tell you why this happened?

16/12/2024

Good morning Tuesday...

16/12/2024

Kungogewa nayo Ilianza kitambo. But the most painful kugongewa is when you find that your wife is having an affair with your mtu wa mkono. What happened between Faith of Kariobangi Machakos and Kamomo muthukumi of Mutongoi Wanzanze?? But one thing I am sure of, they both admitted to have exchanged slippery fluids. As usual it pained the son of Wamaria to an extend he divorced Faith.

But when she announced that she was expecting a child, and after nine months she brought forth a baby boy, Wanzanze Jnr, the man from Yatta was overjoyed. Yaani the joy kijana Musyoki felt when he got the news of having his first daughter with Lesoi. Just like Kijana, Wamaria organized a special treat of "kutunga Mwana Kati" (I explained how it's done).

I still don't know if a DNA was done, but I do not have an answer to the question on your mind. Ai..

16/12/2024

Watu Wa Nairobi have you ever came home and you are requested to tag along your relative or neighbour with you back to Nairobi? Wale wamemaliza form four and just attained adulthood. Back in the village, we believe that Nairobi is a land of many opportunities. Huwezi kosa pesa ama kazi Nairobi 😂.

Kinyamba Danny Muthama, agreed to help his uncle's family by bringing Mbinya to the city. He knew Mbinya as a humble girl having grown together attending mass every Sunday and occupying the front seats. He knew well that she was destined to greatness and with all the trust he had for her, he opened a shop and stocked well for her in Huruma Estate. But they say that men even dared to chew the priests offering, who was Mbinya??? Kila Mbatha, Musyoka, Mutwiw'a took advantage of her naivity and took turns in keeping Mbinya busy. Within no time, the shop was closed down..

Thinking that Mbinya was not good in business, Danny helped Mbinya secure a job at the EPZ Athiriver. But who is Mbinya 😂😂, she was caught red handed stealing a sewing machine. After being fired from the company and ashamed to face Danny, Mbinya chose to go back to Huruma and become the "street celebrity". She chose a low life of cheap liquor and soothing every available er****on. Ashamed of her new becoming, Muthama persuaded Mbinya to go back home knowing too well that if anything bad happened to her, the family would hold him responsible. Instead Mbinya played hide and seek and moved to Njiru. A place she knew Muthama will not trace her easily.

The trouble is that Danny lost her contact, Mbinya lost connection with her family even missing her mother's burial. The family still insists that Muthama must produce their daughter since they left the village together....

This story should not make watu Wa Nairobi change their minds in taking village girls to Nairobi 😂

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16/12/2024

So sio wakamba walianza hii mambo ya Benga 🙆? But tuseme ukweli we are currently ruling the streets. kuvanga bandi live tukite Na ngitaa ya solo, rhythm na bass na Indi akuni ma ithembe 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥.

Halafu Sasa kuna one Benga artist sijui yake rhumba ama Benga. This one recognizes his band crew in almost all his songs. Utasikia, wapi kule Olumbe, Titiman, Kitema Tsunami, Kisamukye, Nyaiika.....
That short fat guy from Kinyambu. 😉
Picha Sio yake

16/12/2024

Let me not see this meme circulating again.
😂😂😂😂

16/12/2024

K**a hakuna Benga ya kijaluo, why should we have Ohangla ya Kikamba?

16/12/2024

I know of two charms in Kamba. Kamuti and inyungya mai. The two have no English names 😆😆. While Kamuti is believed to give you luck in your adventures, example for those going for job interviews and also for a boy planning to win a girl, on the other hand inyunga Mai is supposed to work against your rival. Inyungya mai as the name suggests, means that your target loses taste among people. The target, if a business person will experience withdrawal of customers, if a beautiful lady, men will stop showing interest.....

Both charms are temporary. Because they cannot change one's personality. If you use Kamuti to get a job without the qualifications, kitaumana tu 😆😆 If you use inyungya to harm an innocent person, it will come back to you. Also on Kamuti, if you use it to harm someone for example take their job at workplace ama wewe kamsherati you want to use it to take another woman's husband, kitakuharibikia vibaya wewe.
The medicine man should advice you accordingly.

16/12/2024

Nimesalimiwa kwa wimbo na nyinyi mnanisalimia hapo Kwa comment section
🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰. Haki si nawapenda haki.
Mutomo Raha China bestie

16/12/2024

Dear job seekers, hakuna job inaitwa "any can do". As for those offering jobs, kindly state what opportunities you have so that the job seeker can choose which they are comfortable doing.
Anyway those asking for "any job" Kwa inbox yangu... You can use your phone to market our chicks and get a commission on every sale. Be sure you give authentic information to the client.

15/12/2024

Watu wa Nairobi hamkutumana mbegu.

Kupigwa picha Kwa mahindi ni 1000 per person. Ku-post FB without a caption you add another 2000. Kuweka caption like "ushago things" utaongezea 310.

Are we together?

15/12/2024

Wale mlisema mtanipatia order December, kwani mlimaanisha December of which year?
25 days na 8 weeks very much available now.
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15/12/2024

First photo is an apple mango from Matiliku Kwa wa Kamomo. You cannot plant the seed of this grafted mango. The second mango is called Ka-prostitute aka kalaya. It's the kienyeji mango and you can plant back it's seed. The same applies to Chicken. The pure kienyeji chicken is like Ka-prostitute mango, you can hatch it's eggs for another pure kienyeji chicks. The improved kienyeji is like the apple mango - Jogoo akifikisha good weight nanii wee Kula na uuze upate pesa. When the layers start laying, stop disturbing its peace with a c**k of stepping. Kula mayai ingine uza. If it's parent stock is from France, wewe unataka kuipandisha jogoo wa hapo kijijini wazae nini?😂😂😂

Honesty is my language. Na muitishe kifaranga wa improved kienyeji kwa Ile number yetu ya 0735987829

14/12/2024

Watu Wa Kitui county nampenda huyu mtoto wenu.
Mutomo Raha China bestie.
Watu Wa Mutomo good morning 🌞
Thanks for the support ♥️ ♥️♥️♥️🙏🙏🙏🙏

14/12/2024

Huyu boy anaitwa Nzomo Mweene I find him funny and with great content.
Ekai "athine" tu mwa ndakaeke ututhekasya kuu mitandaoni 🫣🫣

14/12/2024

Kambas girls are beautiful. What a beautiful scene here at Lysak Masaku. Wueh!!!!!!