Stephen Isige

15/06/2024

Popular comedian and content creator Fred Omondi is dead. .I.P the brother to Eric Omondi

12/06/2024

Maisha Asubuhi na Jefwa Zully, Shugaboy KE na The Bass kutoka saa kumi na mbili asubuhi hadi saa nne asubuhi.

31/05/2024

Mwende Macharia a celebrated icon, radio host currently at Radio Maisha afternoon show konnect, a mum and a lover to many has few inspirational to draw from

Mwende has been working for standard media based radio for over 10 years with her cutting voice cruising the airwaves all over,

No other station has convinced her enough to exit Radio Maisha for the period she's been on the air,

What do you love about her?

Esther Mwende Macharia

30/05/2024

For gypsum, skimming, painting, wallpaper installation na wallmaster ongea na boss wa iyo shughuli Fundi Wa Rangi

29/05/2024

Thanks for 1.2 flowers let's grow together

Stephen Isige

28/05/2024

20 TYPES OF GIRLS YOU MUST USE A CONDOM ON

*1. If she has a tattoo ..... use a condom*🏃🏃😁😁

*2. If she drinks beer ..... condom*😁😁

*3. If she turns off her phone when she's with you..... boi condom*😁😁

*4. If she's the first to take your shirt off.... Condom!*😁😁

*5. If she has short dyed or sprayed hair..... Condom!*😁😁

*6. If she doesn't ask for a condom ..... my brother condom!*😁😁

*7. if she wears tight jeans.... Condom*😁😁

*8. If she doesn't sigh when you touch her ..... Condom!*😁😁

*9. If she lives alone ..... condom please*😁😁🚶

*10. If she works in a hair salon, booth or bar..... condom*😁😁🚶

*11. If she is a student at any college or university... Condom. Ndugu

*12. If she wears g-strings..... condom*😳😁😁🏃

*13. if she has stretch marks on her b***s... my brother condom*🚶🏃🏃

*14. If she wears Beads on the waist ... Condom* bro 😁😁

*15. if she has a lot of male friends on Facebook ..... Guy, condom*😁😁

*16. If she supports an influential politician and wants to do politics..... please..... condom oh* 😁

*17. If she has a ring on her nose and chain at the foot... Double the condom* 😁😁😁

*18. If she likes to say that all men are the same, please put a condom*😁

*20. if she takes this post personally, triple the condoms my brother.😁*

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23/05/2024

Big shout out to my newest top fans! Steve Stephen Stevo

11/05/2024

Ok achak abed but mon manindo e gari ovyo ovyo,🤦 moro oleko mogoyo koko ni TUMIA CONDOM!! 😏Koro an ema jii te ngia 😭😭😭😭🤦🤦

25/04/2024

A lady slept with her Ex few weeks before she got married.🤣🫵

She confessed to her husband and he forgave her.
9-10 months later, she gave birth.

Her ex claimed that the baby looked like him and demanded for a DNA test.
The husband thought he was crázy & agreed to run the DNA test also to shame the ex but only if the ex would agree to bear all expenses.

Petty young man paid for everything including traveling and lodging expenses for sample collection.
After everything the result come out
that the child does not belong to any of them.

So what will you do if you are the husband?
"Live purposefully"

20/04/2024

Congratulations Dr.Babu Owino

12/03/2024

Everyone Every curse on your life is broken today in Jesus name and by the blood of Jesus Christ 🙏

04/09/2023

When a woman stops
*caring😙
*being jealous😏
*asking questions😤
*bothering about you😓
*calling as usual😩
*texting you first😒
*going thru your phone😣
*asking about female friends😖
*having sleepless nights😢

And starts replying with
*nah😛
*its cool😌
*oh okay😏
*Ah fine😃
*I see😙
*oh yh😏
*Am not mad😉
*oh k...😷

Then know that....
Her
Last
Tears
Has
Dropped
For
You and
She no longer
Cares anymore😌😏
Woman have the heart to love but once you break her ,u won't find her the same place u left her❤😌...

Woman i hope am saying the truth🙄🙄🙄🤔

04/09/2023

Babu Owino Good morning my next president

03/09/2023

People ask me why most of my post are about women..
Well this is why you should treat your woman like a Queen

Menstruation____Painful
Losing virginity ____Painful
Pregnancy/childbirth_____Painful
Breastfeeding_____Painful
Stop Breastfeeding____Painful
You wanna hear the truth? Every woman deserve a caring Man. Thats why i always post positive about women
Even if You get her pregnant
U dump her u said u not ready to be a father
End u think she is done age can't be loved anymore
Sorry bra I will take her
I will show her what love is all about
Accept her with the baby
Love the baby like is mine
We can even change the surname to nyirongo
Besides having that baby is a sign that she is not barren
I love you single mamas
I adore you

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24/08/2023

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14/08/2023

Alex Mwakideu quits Milele FM

Kwaheri

08/08/2023

Wanaume jibuni hii ,
Nani alibeba mimba yako?
A)Mama yako.
B)Mke wako.
🤣🤣🤣🤣

02/08/2023

Good 👍👍👍
Night 😴 💤💤💤

31/07/2023

Can you be my friend please PUT ALL inside

30/07/2023

*Nataka msichana wa mtu😔 ani heartbreak 💔😭. Ile design nitaenda hapo kwa barabara😞 nisimamishe taxi 👋🚖. Niingie dereva aniulize "where to" nimwambie "just drive😥 ?take me out of this place 😩. Alafu kuna kamvua niangalie drops zake kwa dirisha💦na sina umbrella hiyo saa. Then nisimamishwe karibu na bridge 😣 nitoke hata bila kulipa😫. Then nianze kulia kwa mvua😭😭😭😭. Kidogo a lady comes from nowhere😝 asimame hapo kando yangu😒aniulize "Baby boy are you okay ?" Nipenduke nimwangalie na machozi kwa macho 😢. Anihug 😭😭😭. . Na hivo ndio nitakutana na THE LOVE OF MY LIFE 😍😘😎😎🙌🙌*🍼🥛

29/07/2023

You ask for 1,000 shillings from your dad and he promises to give you in the morning before he leaves for work. This was after he has thoroughly SCRUTINIZED what you needed the money for, all the questions he asked were already making you angry. Throughout the night your dad COULDN'T sleep because he was thinking as to why he must sacrifice his last 1,000 bob for you. In the morning he calls you into his room and decides to give you 500 instead of 1,000. You are not happy and squeeze your face in discontent, and reluctantly say thank you after COMPLAINING that it was not all you had requested for. Your mum, after seeing this, does not utter a word but meets you in your room where your dad is NOT present and gives you 500 from her own money and says, "Don't mind him, add this to meet your needs .
You begin to smile and quickly run to Facebook and WhatsApp to write, "I have the BEST mum in the world, I LOVE MY MUM" Now your dad has gone out with just 250 in his pocket. Because of you, he won't be having his breakfast as usual. He leaves your mum with 250 to enable her handle any EMERGENCY while he is away. At work, he works OVERTIME. After closing late, everyone keeps saying "Daddy is NEVER always around except mum" Your good dad will never allow you to see how much he SUFFERS for the family because he is a MAN.

Always try to appreciate your DAD, your HUSBAND and BROTHERS. It's not easy at all.

28/07/2023

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28/07/2023

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28/07/2023

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26/07/2023

Mrembo: Hello🖐
Kevin:Niaje Sweety😍.. kuna nini?

Mrembo: Hamna hata, nilitaka tu kukuambia, sijaona hedhi ya kwangu na nadhani niko mjamzito😭

Kevin:(Akibadilisha Sauti) Asante kwa kupigia Safaricom, bonyeza moja kuavya, bonyeza 2 ku-move on, bovya 3 upate boyfriend mpya🏡

Mrembo: Kevooo!😟

Kevin: Nambari uliochagua sio sahii, samahani jaribu tena baadaye🏩
Mrembo: Mpenzi wangu!?😰

Kevin:Nambari uliochagua sio sahii, samahani jaribu tena baadaye🏩

Mrembo: Gosh! Najua niwewe, by the way nilikuwa natania ni jokes tu, sina mimba wala, nitaka tu kujua k**a unanipenda😏

Kevin: Oooh ata mimi, nilikuwa tu nafanya mazoezi venye nitakuwa nikijibu safaricom calls time nitakuwa nikifanya kazi huko

Mrembo: oh basi sawa mwandani wangu... Wala siutani, niko na mimba yako na mama amenifukuza nyumbani😭

Kevin: vocha(Airtime) ya kwako imeisha na simu imekatwa, unaweza ukaazima Airtime from Safaricom...😂😂
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25/07/2023

Kuishi keja😴😴moja na watu wenu ni tricky sana.My first time kukuja Nairobi i remember nilikuwa msoto😢😢and i was living with my brother Brayo kwa single room ya mabati😴😴.Kila siku tulikuwa😤😤tunaenda ku hustle ndio tupate doo za food😢😢.Supper tunapika Sembe kubwa na sukuma wiki🤐🤐. Tunakula Sembe nusu tunabakisha half ndio turaukie asubuhi na Chai😱😱. Si mnaelewa😯!

Sasa shida iko hapa. I remember one day nikiingia kwa bed lakini usingizi😜😜ikakataa ku come kabisaaa juu nilikuwa naogopa bro wangu Brayo anaeza changamkia hiyo Ugali na asingizie Panya😉😉.
On the other hand🙁kumbe bro wangu👍alikuwa na the same same fears👀infact zake ni double juu anajua😎mimi ni Sembeholic✊✊mbaya sana naeza ichafua hiyo🤔🤔ugali hata na Chumvi ama Avocado akiwa amedoz😃.

One day nilitoka kwa bed🙁🙁kisniper kucheki hiyo mlima ya Ugali k**a iko ama imewekwa level na bro wangu😈😈.
Nikaenda hadi penye Sembe iko😊😊, saa hiyo giza iko kibao but🤗🤗huwezi guza hata Meza juu mind yako iko focused kwa Sembe🙄🙄. Unaruka mtungi ya Gas na ndoo ya vyombo chafu successfully😋😋.

Ile time nilienda kuinua Sufuria yenye🤓🤓 tumefunika nayo ugali nikagusa🤔🤔mkono ya bro wangu mwenye nilidhani amedoz😁😁.
Kumbe jamaa alishatangulia before me. Mshtuko ikanipiga hadi nikasikia ku collapse nikifikiria ni Ghost😬😬.But vile mimi ni mjanja nikamshow😎😎"yaani kumbe ile panya nilikuwa nasikia ni wewe".
Pia yeye kujibu habahatishangi akanijibu😜😜"hata mimi nimeshtuka kujua hiyo panya ni wewe✌".

Hapo ilibidi tugawane kila mtu share yake😋, tukakula ndio at least tulale na Amani😂😂😂.
Stephen Isige
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22/07/2023

🤣🤣Jana I was in a mathree nikahisi kunyamba Na since ngoma ilikuwa inaboom Sana kwa matatu nikaamua nisijifinye nikaachilia ya sauti kubwa,nikaona boy fulani akiniangalia with a smile nika blow kiss,kidogo kidogo nikajiskia kujikuna maskio,hapo ndio nilijua nilikuwa Na headphones Na gari haikuwa Na mziki..........🤦🚶