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21/06/2024

Ukipewa 100k beb wako alale na mtu mwingne usiku mzima utakubali 😂😂😂

10/06/2024

21 RULES TO SURVIVE IN NAIROBI.... NO.7 is crucial for survival 😅😅😅
1. Don’t go to downtown if you don’t have to.

2. If you move into a new house, please use two padlocks on the door.

3. Ukitembea tao uskie mtu amesema “oya oya” (excuse me) don’t turn around, just move to the side.

4. When boarding a mat, check the condition of your window..that’s where your phone might exit from.

5. No one should pray for you on the streets regardless of your situation in life.

6. Chapati will always be 30bob, A smokey (localised sausage) is 30bob, mayai (egg) is 25bob.

7. Afya Center..Don’t even stop to swallow your saliva, pita ukikimbia. Walk mercilessly! And if you have hips, use them to pave way for yourself! Elbows pia ni weapons… Unapita ukienda bila kuangalia nyuma. If someone hits you as you walk along the streets, hit them back because no one apologizes for such mistakes in this ciry!!

8. If you feel lost just go to the Kenya National Archives, you will pick your bearing from there.

9. In case someone drops anything in front of you, don’t pick, run like your life depends on it. Hata ukiitwa siste siste, achana nayo.

10. Instead of going to kanjo washrooms, just get into Ushirika house, tell the guards you are going to office 24, it is actually a washroom labelled by mistake or If you are pressed, ingia Hilton, Stanley, Norwich union etc..Confidence is key here.. Kuna free parking Serena. Play like yourself though..

11. Wakati wa mvua usinyeshewe k**a mimea hapo kwa corridors, get in supermarkets watch news from 85″ Samsung screen. Fanya window shopping hata k**a hununui kitu. Confidence ndio muhimu. Be smart nanii!!

12. Don’t bargain on everything. The trick is, the quality will keep reducing as the price goes down.

13. Avoid eye contact na hawker especially ukiwa traffic jam. Otherwise you’ve already signed a purchase contract.

14. When tired under the scorching sun in town, don’t go to Archives or Hilton. Just go to KCB KENCOM, pick a bank ticket and sit

03/06/2024

Mpiga polisi anafanyiwa massage kabla wa mpeleke spa pale kasarani police station 🤣🤣🤣

01/06/2024

"This Lady you're seeing in this picture by my side, I don't know her from anywhere.

" We met on Wednesday at a Bar. I called her to sit by my side and i bought her food and four bottles of Beer.

"I took her home that night, one thing led to another, we had Non-stop s*x till morning hoping that she will go her way, but she pleaded with me to spend another night again, I accepted, we had another marathon s*x again till day break.

" I woke up to prepare for Work, gave her 5k for her Transport fare, told her to go before I come back and drop the key under the foot mat for me, but to my greatest surprise, I came back and met her, she had cleaned up the entire house, washed my dirty clothes and prepared food with the money I gave her.

When I asked her why she didn't go, she said to me "I don't want to go, You've been so nice to me, You'll be a Good Husband". I'm just confused because she is not even my Choice and my class"

"Please, what should i do???

23/05/2024

Munasemanga stima hupiga mtu shock😊😊umewahi ingiza mkono kwa mfuko ukakosa simu ukiwa tao 😂😂😂😂?

19/05/2024

Arsenal today in the field after beating Everton 13-0 😂

17/05/2024

🎶Ilikua tarehe kumi na saba mwezi wa tano.........🎶

Stella alirudi amebeba mtoto mikononi.....nyuma yake mchumba wake mfupi, futi nne mjapani💔.

Character development ilianza kitambo kumbe😂💔

16/05/2024

Ukidinywa mchana utapata mimba kweli.....

13/05/2024

Ndio zimepatikana kesho ndio naenda sasa 😅😅

08/05/2024

Hii ndo original cartel pale village. K**a hauna connection utakula cabbage 🤣🤣

06/05/2024

Kuna uncle yangu anataka nimpee

04/05/2024

Wanaume wa siku hizi ni k**a sabuni sasa kamelala 😂

03/05/2024

Breaking news:
Schools won't reopen until further notice 🥳

03/05/2024

Haya si maajabu 😭

03/05/2024

Kisii Accident

Update: ACCIDENT ALERT: Several feared dead and others injured following a multiple-vehicle accident involving a car, truck, and bodaboda at Nyabiuto area along the Kisii-Kilgoris Highway. Police are at the scene.

30/04/2024

This is the most devastating news received tonight😠😠😠😠😠 why nah

A middle-aged man from Bomachoge Borabu has allegedly cut his wife's arm off this evening after they had a domestic argument over ksh.20 .The woman is recuperating at a local hospital
Wakisiii mko level yenu Kwa hakika

30/04/2024

Nik**a hawa walikulana. Why all the drama ?

27/04/2024

What men see during woman on top 😩😭🦛

27/04/2024

Uzuri hakuna mtu wa rika yangu anaendesha gari

27/04/2024

If you're dating a teacher they were paid yesterday 🤣🤣🤣

26/04/2024

OMG😱🔥

25/04/2024

Matiti ya wanaume ni ya kazi gani🥺🥺🤔😁😁

24/04/2024

Mbona hujalala? Nini inakusumbua🤔🤔🤔🤔

24/04/2024

K**a kuoga sio tabia mbaya mbona mnaoga mkijificha😅😅

22/04/2024

SDA in full

21/04/2024

Watu wa mutura na samosas, habari yenu?

20/04/2024

FA
Ni kikombe ndogo sana Hio 😂😂😂

20/04/2024

"Nimeambiwa unipee mkate, mayai sita na predator😂, door 12 atalipa akitoka kwenda kuwatch game"
Chelsea vs Manchester City 😂

17/04/2024

Huyu Nyaboke amesema shimo yake anatengeza mapema asiwapee stress siku yake ya kufa 😭

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