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12/10/2024

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04/10/2024

26/09/2024

Look good feel good

30/08/2024

Good, better, best. Never let it rest. 'Til your good is better and your better is best. Mjp is here let's win together

30/08/2024

Games ready dm We are more determined than never before that this time will all be smiles and money in the bag. In high spirits as we wait for congratulations! Good luck.

28/08/2024

Na ukanyange pole pole usikanyange Murima

28/08/2024

Welcome home Manuel ugarte💥💫

08/08/2024

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Mrèàllér Rizz Mangwai, Elisha Fotunatusi, Sylvester Sheriff

25/07/2024

I have come to hate police so much but it scares me that i almost became one. After kuokota D+ yangu pale Highschool all my relatives were suggesting i try the police recruitment ati they will recruit me immediately because of my height and complexion,wezi hawaezi niona usiku. Everything was good,no dents,no tatoos no nothing just a fresh kienyeji with a massive sc***um and a D+,Mahali nilishindiwa ni kwa mbio aki. Jua ya saa nane ilikua imewaka kuliko taa za prado usiku,Nilikimbia raond nne nikaanza kuskia roho kwa mgongo buana,the field was so big,Yani unaangalia hivi unaona namba one ako huko karibu kufika kericho na wewe uko gilgil,kahasho ndio hiyo inawaka nik**a nimekula chumvi kilo mbili,Glucose nilikua nimeficha kwa underwear nanusa mpaka na mapua lakini wapi? Nikaenda nikakaa chini ya mti,
Afande akakuja akaniuliza "Wewe umetumwa na mtu" nikajua hii ni lugha ya kuniuliza k**a ni ko na referral from someone from someone on the inside,Fortunately the closest thing i have to that is my uncle sabastian who escsped from a NYS camp four months earlier akarudi nyumbani kulea sungura auze mkojo yake,Alisema hiyo mateso hawezi vumilia. Nikaambia afande apana

That is how i found myself doing plumbing before i was deployed to chase zebras in longonot,Charles darwin you have never failed me,F**k de polis and william Ruto

23/07/2024

Thanks for being a top engager and making it on to my weekly engagement list! Nî Çøó, Gabby Gabu, Chris Snazz, Brayo Maich, Ambani Shadrack, Steven Young, Chaoh Mkadinali, Last Born, Quinta Ghh, Yuna Tosh, SK Kônky, Golden Boy, Scunka Scancy, Davvy Rebel, Tony Mwas, Lucy Achisa, Christine Akinyi, Spanish Boki, Zedih OG, Mercy Wanjiku, Bravo Mose, Dan Danty, Jose Bradly, Prince Hillah, Tàshïãñ Kë, Zasdepozeeh Pozeeh, Vybz Erico Innocent, Francis Franco, Pablo Jug, Slok Vinny, Çãpëllø Wä G-Tøwñ, Daddie Konye Adi Vybz

20/07/2024

𝙁𝙊𝙍 𝘼𝙉𝙔 𝙀𝙇𝙀𝘾𝙏𝙍𝙄𝘾𝘼𝙇 𝙎𝙀𝙍𝙑𝙄𝘾𝙀𝙎
√ Electrical installation
√ Solar power installation
√ Electric fence
√ CCTV installation
√ Security Light's wiring.
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20/07/2024

Which is or was your University?
1. The University of Nairobi
2 Kenyatta University
3 Egerton University
4 Moi University
5 Strathmore University
6 JKUAT
7 United States International University
8 Mount Kenya University
9 Technical University of Kenya
10 Catholic University of Eastern Africa
11 Kenya Methodist University
12 Maseno University
13 South Eastern Kenya University
14 Daystar University
15 KCA University
16 University of Eastern Africa, Baraton
17 Pwani University
18 Chuka University
19 Africa Nazarene University
20 Technical University of Mombasa
21 Kabarak University
22 Masinde Muliro University of Science and Technology
23 Dedan Kimathi University of Technology
24 St. Paul's University
25 University of Eldoret
26 Maasai Mara University
27 Riara University
28 Meru University of Science and Technology
29 Kisii University
30 Multimedia University of Kenya
31 Africa International University
32 Karatina University
33 University of Embu
34 Kibabii University
35 Jaramogi Oginga Odinga University of Science and Technology
36 Zetech University
37 Great Lakes University of Kisumu
38 The Co-operative University of Kenya
39 Pan Africa Christian University
40 Murang'a University of Technology
41 University of Kabianga
42 Adventist University of Africa
43 Laikipia University
44 Management University of Africa
45 Scott Christian University
46 Kiriri Women's University of Science and Technology
47 Machakos University
48 Taita Taveta University
49 The Presbyterian University of East Africa
50 Gretsa University
51 Kirinyaga University
52 Garissa University
53 Umma University
54 The East African University
55 KAG East University
56 Rongo University
57 Kenya Highlands Evangelical University
58 Pioneer International University
59 Lukenya University
I want to check something urgently.

20/07/2024

Here we go

20/07/2024

Big shout out to my new rising fans! Nato Boy

16/07/2024

Nani ameiskia

16/07/2024

Kenyan journalist Catherine Wanjeri Kariuki, working for Mediamax Limited, has been shot by police in Nakuru while covering youth-led protests

16/07/2024

Nikiwa mdogo nilikuwa nalala katikati ya wazazi ,halafu nikiamka najipata nimeskumwa kwa ukuta,kumbe wazazi hawajui kulala?

15/07/2024

Ambieni mwalimu mwenye alisema Naandika k**a kuku akujie Vifaranga😅