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25/01/2024

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15/12/2023

CBC kaa kando please 🙆 🙆😁

29/10/2023

Kwani how small is Meru university?. wanafanya graduation na woofer😂😂

29/10/2023

🔕Bro unakula🍆 dem mmoja kwani haupendi balance diet 😂😂

30/07/2023

Nimeona classmate wangu Kwa mjengo akatoroka na nilikuwa Nataka kumuuzia uji😂🤣😂

08/07/2023

19/06/2023

🙄Unaleta Chali Yako Mrasta Kwenu,
Mamako Anakuita Kando Anakuambia..
"Endelea Kuonyesha Wezi 2ko Na TV🤣

19/06/2023

Nilimdanganya nafanya kazi kwa bank na yeye akanishow yeye ni daktari, Leo nikiwa kwa mjengo amekuja kuuza uji

19/06/2023

When you study you pass
And when you pass
You get happy
When you get happy you play
When you play
And when you play you get tired
And when get tired you get sick
When you get sick you die
Then don't study my friend 🤣🤣

14/06/2023

My problem, the uncle I went to visit for financial support I found him using salt to brush his teeth 😭😭😭

13/06/2023

Mko sure wote tukienda Indian ocean Kila mtu achote mitungi Tano Tano iyo maji haitaisha na tugawane shamba🧐🧐

13/06/2023

Kuna jamaa hapa kwa hoteli ameitisha chai na watermelon nimecheka karibu nimwage soda yangu na sukuma 😂😆

13/06/2023

Njaa ilinishika zaidi ,kuangalia m_pesa balance kwa👉📱📱📱nikapata 70 bob pekee, nikasema nitanunua omena za 30 bob na nyanya za 20 ibakie 10 Bob ninunue kredo ,😇😇😇

Nikaenda kwa duka Mara moja😒😒nikanunua omena na nyanya kufika nyumbani nikaweka maji kwa jiko, nipike ugali🍚🍚🍚 ugali nayo nilipika kubwa sana, alafu omena nikaikaranga fry 😊😊😊😊 Sasa nilimaliza mambo na kupika chakula!


Nikajipakua nikaanza kukula, nilikula nikashiba zaidi, Hadi nikashindwa kupumua 🙄🙄 kidogokidogo tumbo ilianza kuniuma ikabidi Sasa niende kwa choo nipunguze chakula kwa tumbo kufika kwa choo 😁😁nikatoa nguo na kuina nitoe haja 😒😒nikaanza kukema zaidi !!!mwenye tulikua tunakaa na yeye kwa kanisa alinichuna. kuamuka nilipata watu wote kwa kanisa wamefunga mapua huku wakiniangalia😂😂😂 kumbe katika harakati ya kuota nilinyamba 🤣🤣 ilibidi wachungaji wanitoe nje kwanza wah🤣🤣🤣

12/06/2023

Stay away from
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H- C- C- OH
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H H
😂😂 Najua wengine hawajaelewa

12/06/2023

Unakumbuka hiyo?

11/06/2023

When my father sent me to buy 1kg of sugar and every shop I went to ask they told me that 1kg is out of stock then I returned the money i was punished by my father he told me to use brain ½+½ 1kg,the next day I used brain when he sent me to buy shoes number 10 when I missed, I bought number 5 two pairs of shoes I used the brain well and professional🤷🤷😂😂

11/06/2023

I had 40 bob in my pocket🤦 so nkaamua niende kwa hoteli nikule😀
Before niitishe food, a certain man looked at me😋 na akasema "unafanana na msichana wangu ambaye anaishi canada😌"
The man told me to order food of my choice😌, niliitisha chakula ya 850😋
Kabla nimalize kukula kijiko ilianguka chini, nilipoinama kuchukua, I realized that the man hana viatu😲, ni mwendawazimu🤭
Bado nimeinama😊😊🧘🧘🧘🧘🧘

10/06/2023

my problem is that I am still thinking of what happened to me last Saturday. I was invited to a wedding when i reached the hotel, i found two doors written,

1.bride relatives
2.groom relatives

I entered the one with groom relatives and found two more doors,

1.ladies
2.gentlemen

I went through the one with gentlemen, only to find two more doors,

1.people with gifts
2.people without gifts
I went through the one written people without gifts😀and found myself outside the hotel through the backdoor😂_what is wrong

10/06/2023

I remember the day I came back from school with my maths paper which i scored 90%, my mother asked me why I added the 0 and I said I didn't add it. She gave me some stroke but I still insisted and she was about to kill me now but I still insisted because truly I didn't add that 0, it was 9 that I added.🥺😫🤣🤣🤣

09/06/2023

Alinipigia simu akasema anakuja sleepover nikafurahia Sana, venye sikua na blangeti ikabidi nimeomba jirani na matress just for one night ,nikaomba tv ,carpet na whoofer😊.Cha ajabu iyo siku nilioga juu nilikua nanuka
Sasa nikamngojea afike home,kidogo hivi nikiwa kwa bed nimetulia mtu akapisha mlangoni nikajua ni yeye amefika 😊😊😊nikakimbia kufungua mlango "wow kumbe beb umefika ingia ndani please and feel at home"😁😁 nikakimbia kwa duka kununua mkate na soda ili akunywe,wakati nilileta chakula wote tukala na tukashiba ,Sasa ilifika ile time 🙆🙆🙆🙆nikamwambia nataka,akaniuliza Nini hiyo? Nikamwambia rosecoco! Wah bila kusita akaniambia "ni wewe umechelewa !" Nikafua nguo haraka haraka tukaanza kufanya ile kazi🛌🛌baadaye tulimaliza baada ya miezi tatu nikasikia vibaya kimwili, kuenda hosi ,nikaambiwa Niko HIV positive nikapewa madawa niwe nikitumia ,siku chache ivi nilianza kukonda nikakua K**a shindano, ikabidi nichukuliwe hosi,kufika hivi nikaskia daktari akiambia mamangu huyu mtu hawexi fika saa tatu ya usiku kabla hajakufa 🙆🙆🙆🙆😁nikaisha nguvu nikajua kabla sijakufa ninahitaji chakula,bahati mzuri mamayangu akaniuliza naskia kukula Nini
Nikamwambia aniletee piza ndoo tatu na chai Lita ishirini na ugali na nyama
Wah mamangu alishangaa venye nimekonda ntaeka wapi iyo chakula yote baadaye aliniletea yote niliyoitisha nikaanza kukula piza na chai na ilikua mwendo wa saa 8:50 pm nikaona wakati itaisha kabla sijakula nyama ikabidi nianze kukula nyama pekeyake ilipofika saa 8:59pm nikaanza kukazana kumaliza nyama nisikufe nikiwa njaa nikapokea Kofi tano muhimu na brother yangu nimwajilie maskio yake 🤣🤣kumbe ilikua ndoto na nilikua nauma maskio ya brother yangu nilishukuru mungu haikua ukweli🙏🙏
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07/06/2023

Pale Highschool machopi hapo mbele wakibishana k**a jibu ni 0.5 ama 0.6 we ulikuwa unapata 40,000
Wewe ni legend🤣🤣

07/06/2023

Pale Highschool machopi hapo mbele wakibishana k**a jibu ni 0.5 ama 0.6 we ulikuwa unapata 40,000 😂

Wewe ni legend

06/06/2023

In high school, I was very poor in maths during exams nilikua napata Kati ya 4% na 10%🙈. The results used to be announced from the lowest maarks to the highest marks,, so nilikua wa kwanza ama wa pili kuitwa😑 alafu napokea viboko kadhaa 😏.
So one day the maths results were announced and my name wasn't among the first to be called 🤜🤛...so mwalimu anaendelea 30%, 40%, 50%, 60%, 70% bado jina langu halikuitwa, kila mtu kwa class akaniangalia👀,, wanauliza "umepitaje huu mtihani?"😝,nikasmile nikasema " Ni mungu tu" by the time alifika 80% I was already grinning in excitement. Wakati alifika 90% alikuwa amebaki na paper moja tu 😁🙌,, saa mungu amejibu maombi na ndoto yangu ya kupita maths imetimia🙏,, class mzima walishangaa na kuniangalia 👀,, finally mwalimu akaangalia juu na kusema.

"One idiot did not write his name and he scored 0%". l just fainted 😂😂


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05/06/2023

Leo meno moja imeniuma ikapidi niitoe ndio ikue example kwa hizo zingine 31 hope zingine zitakua na displine

05/06/2023

Hata iwe kwa Giza lazima niingize ndani siezi miss !
Sio Mara ya kwanza kukula ugali kwa Giza nimezoea my friend!

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03/06/2023

Orange is a?................. ........................(20 marks)
A.Color
B.Fruit

03/06/2023

Kwani kuweka mbuzi ya jirani ndani ya nyumba ishinyeshewe ni kitu ya kukimbizwa na wanakijiji ?🙆🙆