19/03/2025
GK Malema, my friend, I don’t know who lied to you that a Toyota 110 can conquer the rough and hilly terrain of Baringo. That small machine might be good for town errands, but for a serious senatorial bid? You must be joking. Politics is not for the fainthearted, it’s a battlefield, and you need to storm in with a bang!
Serious candidates are running aggressive campaigns, rolling in Prados, and dishing out 100 bob to every villager they meet, just to send a message: I am here, and I am a force to reckon with! Meanwhile, you’re squeezing a single 1,000 bob note among 90 people, hoping to make an impact? Even your own wife might think twice before voting for you!
Wake up, bwana Malema. Politics is not a charity event, it’s a high-stakes game. Step up or step aside before you embarrass yourself further.
Huwezi pata hicho kiti.. save this GK Malema
