Simon Riripon

17/04/2025

Look at what the scammer from Nyeri did to KMTC Iten in Elgeyo-Marakwet!

On June 23, 2023, Wamunyoro visited KMTC Iten to commission the construction of two classrooms and lay the foundation for a new tuition block—allegedly funded with Kshs 3 million and an additional Kshs 25 million for tuition block.

Three years later, Kshs 28 million is gone, the construction is stalled, and the project has turned into yet another ghost project!

31/03/2025

Eid Mubarak to all my friends and family! ✨🌙

On this blessed day, may our hearts be filled with gratitude, our homes with joy, and our lives with endless blessings. Eid is a time for reflection, kindness, and unity—let's continue spreading love and compassion beyond today.

May Allah accept our prayers, forgive our shortcomings, and grant us peace and prosperity. KENYA DESERVES BETTER—may we work towards a nation where justice, equality, and progress prevail for all.

Enjoy this special day with your loved ones! Eid Mubarak!

24/01/2025

Temperatures are now so high, kindly Improvise as much as you can.

16/12/2024

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT for those who will be drinking BUT NOT BUYING during Drinking Season :

1. Show maximum Respect the buyer. Call him Bazungu, chief , munene, chairman, boss,etc...

2. Greet the buyer before you sit.

3. Incase the buyer's phone goes off due to battery empty,quickly put his simcard in your phone and yours in the empty safaricom wallet. You can't be entirely useless.

4. Don't be boring, tell more stories but don't talk more than the buyer.

5. Always help the buyer with carrying beers from the counter.

6. Dance to any music that the buyer likes.

7. Buyer's jokes are always funny, so you must laugh out loud.

8. If there is only one lady at the table she belongs to the buyer.

9. When the buyer fights, fight; even if you are skinny and weak, my friend, fight! Even when the buyer is losing the fight ..fight Bro.

10. Wait for the buyer to finish his drink before you open another one, no matter how fast you drink.

11. Always drink cheaper drinks than what the buyer drink.

12. The Buyer reserves the right of choice of where to drink. And if he asks your opinion give him variety but don't make decision..

13.if the Buyer becomes drunk you too become drunk.

14.If the Buyer hates the waiter you too hate the waiter.

15.If the Buyer decides to go home you too go home.

12/11/2024

Auditor-General Nancy Gathungu warns that KenGen may lose land for its Turkwel hydroelectric plant due to missing title deeds.

The 106MW facility, completed in 1991, is at risk of land disputes without proper ownership documentation.

09/11/2024

🇰🇪 Under President William Ruto’s leadership, Kenyans are witnessing remarkable strides forward! 🛤️✨ The cost of basic commodities has significantly dropped, bringing relief to millions of households. Fertilizer prices are down, and the Kenya Shilling is now holding stable against the US Dollar, fostering confidence in our economy. 📈💪

Fuel prices have impressively reduced from Ksh 265 in June 2022 to Ksh 188 today—without any subsidies, unlike before. Essential goods like unga and sugar have also become more affordable, easing the burden on families. Plus, our tea farmers have received well-deserved payments, recognizing their hard work and dedication. 🍚🥛

Infrastructure projects that were once stalled are now completed, the sugar industry in Mumias is revitalized, and fishing in Kisumu has doubled, boosting local economies. Lamu Port is now operational, paving the way for enhanced trade and development. 🛳️🌾

Together, we're building a Kenya that’s stronger, more resilient, and hopeful. Kudos to President Ruto for steering our nation forward! 🇰🇪💯

09/11/2024

With 7B per week fuel subsidiaries by June 2022, Fuel was selling at Ksh. 265 and it was rare to find in filling stations.
Today with ZERO subsidy, the petrol is retailing at Ksh. 187.

01/11/2024

Uji ama Kifo, you have to choose one, huyu ako na bahati hajafungwa mapua...

30/10/2024

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30/10/2024

Mrng friends, Shule zimefungwa lakini jela hazijafungwa. Few seconds can make you rot in jail. Be careful.

14/10/2024

Rate the drawing...

29/09/2024

Mhindi ni Mchawi...

27/09/2024

Pronunciation of this two words in a speech "Ask -axe" bring difference between national and sub-county school alumnis...

24/09/2024

BREAKING: High Court declares Privatisation Act 2023 unconstitutional, halting the proposed sale of KICC, KPC, New KCC, Kenya Seed Company, Kenya Literature Bureau (KLB) and National Oil Corporation of Kenya.

Court finds Privatisation Act did not undergo sufficient public consultation hence making it invalid.

22/09/2024

THE MURSI TRIBE 🇪🇹

According to the Mursi Tribe of Ethiopia, The lip plate carries a number of meanings. Firstly, it’s a symbol of great beauty. Secondly, it marks a commitment to the husband because it is worn with great pride when serving him food. If the husband dies, the lip plate is removed since a woman’s external beauty is said to fade after his death.

Lastly, the plate is a powerful visual marker of Mursi identity. Without it, they run the risk of being mistaken for a member of another tribe.

22/09/2024

11/09/2024

Two friends went for an interview. One was intelligent, and the other was not very sharp, so they decided to help each other. They planned for the clever one to go first and, after answering the questions, share the answers with the less sharp friend, as the questions were going to be repeated.

When the interview started, the intelligent friend went in and began answering the questions:

**Question 1:** "When was Tanzania's independence?"
**Clever one:** "It was supposed to be in 1960, but it was postponed to 1961 for various reasons."

**Question 2:** "Who brought independence to Tanzania?"
**Clever one:** "Many people contributed, but it was Mwalimu Nyerere who finalized it."

**Question 3:** "It is believed that there is life on Mars. Is that true?"
**Clever one:** "Many people believe so, but it has not been scientifically proven."

Afterwards, the clever friend gave all three answers to the less sharp friend.

The less sharp friend then went in for the interview and was asked the following questions:

**Question 1:** "When were you born?"
**Less sharp one:** "It was supposed to be in 1960, but it was postponed to 1961."

**Question 2:** "What?! Who is your father?"
**Less sharp one:** "Many people participated, but it was Mwalimu Nyerere who finalized it."

**Question 3:** "Oh my God! Are you crazy?"
**Less sharp one:** "Many people say so, but it has not been scientifically proven!"

10/09/2024

We reject Adani!