Imboko

03/07/2023

Credit challenge is coming here be ready my followers

16/04/2023

First three games for Frank Lampard as Chelsea interim manager 🔵

▪️ Three games

▪️ Three defeats

▪️ One goal scored

▪️ Five goals conceded

This season continue to be a nightmare for the Blues 🤦🏼‍♂️

CARETAKER IN ACTIONS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

15/04/2023

BREAKING NEWS.

Mukumu Girls students ate food contaminated with faeces - MoH

15/04/2023

Kwa nini madem hampendi machali wako na kichwa kubwa elewa swali

05/01/2023

31/12/2022

ENGLISH PREMIER LEAGUE FIXTURES:

SATURDAY 31ST DECEMBER:

Wolverhampton vs MAN UNITED || 3:30pm.

Manchester City vs Everton || 6:00pm.

Fulham vs Southampton || 6:00pm.

Bournemouth vs Crystal Palace || 6:00pm.

Newcastle United vs Leeds United || 6:00pm.

Brighton vs Arsenal || 8:30pm.

SUNDAY 1ST JANUARY 2023:

Tottenham Hotspur vs Aston Villa || 5:00pm.

Nottingham Forest vs Chelsea || 7:30pm.

30/12/2022

ENGLISH PREMIER LEAGUE TOP SCORERS:

1). Erling Haaland , Man City - 20 Goals.

2). Harry Kane, Tottenham - 13 Goals.

3). Toney Ivan, Brentford - 11 Goals.

4). Aleksandar Mitrovic, Fulham - 10 Goals.

5). Rodrigo Moreno, Leeds United - 9 Goals.

5). Miguel Almiron, Newcastle - 9 Goals.

7). James Madison, Leicester - 7 Goals.

7). Mohamed Salah, Liverpool - 7 Goals.

7). Phil Phoden, Manchester City - 7 Goals.

7). Roberto Firminho, Liverpool - 7 Goals.

7). Leandro Trossard, Brighton - 7 Goals.

12). Martin Ødegaard, Arsenal - 6 Goals.

12). Calum Wilson, Newcastle - 6 Goals.

12). Wilfred Zaha, Crystal Palace - 6 Goals.

12). Harvey Barnes, Leicester City - 6 Goals.

17). Bukayo Saka , Arsenal - 5 Goals.

17). Gabriel Jesus, Arsenal - 5 Goals.

17). Marcus Rashford , MAN UNITED - 5 Goals.

17). Darwin Núñez, Liverpool - 5 Goals.

Hii GOLDEN BOOT ya EPL imeenda ama bado kuna hopes kwa Núñez kumfikia Haaland?

26/10/2022

Today Ferdinand Omanyala have visted me thanks legend KARIBU TENA

25/10/2022

KAZI MTAANI

IS OUTDATED

TUTAFUTE KAZI TENA

16/10/2022

Am arsenal fan but i celebrate Liverpool win

🤣🤣🤣😂

28/09/2022

SIJAWAI ONA MKISII M BLIND AMA. WANAKUANGA WAKI-SEE

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
ImbokoImboko

28/09/2022

1.MOSES WETANGULA left Raila. Today, he's the speaker of the national assembly.

2.Hon Musalia W Mudavadi left Raila. Today he's the prime cabinet secretary.

3.AMAZON KINGI left Raila. Today he's the speaker of the senate.

4.ELIUD OWALO left Raila. Today he's the CS for ICT.

5.Ababu Namwamba left Raila. Today he's the CS for youth, sports and arts.

6.Hon. Aisha Jumwa Katana left Raila. Today she's the CS for Public Service and gender.

7.Dr. Alfred Mutua left Raila. Today he's CS for foreign affairs.

8.William Samoei Ruto left Raila. Today he's the President of Kenya.

Moral of the story: when you leave Raila, you flourish!

Imboko

26/09/2022

FOUR YEARS HUJANYOA MAKWAPA SI UTAUWA , WANAISRAEL

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

ImbokoImboko

24/09/2022

KATI YA KUPOTEZA SIMU NA DEM GANI INAUMA ZAIDI

Imboko

23/09/2022

Pronounce this words as fast as possible;

EYE, YAM, STEW, PEED 😂

IImboko

22/09/2022

JUSTINA WAMAE RESIGN FROM ROOTS PARTY

WAJAKOYA AENDE NA BHANGI ZAKE

Imboko

22/09/2022

HER: Ghai, kwani hauna CD? Sasa tutafanyaje?

HIM: Tulale tu, there is always a next time. Nitavumilia Hadi Asubuhi.

2 minutes later...

HIM: Si ata tu romance kisha tulale? Nishike niskie poa.

She tunes slowly to his side to face him.

HER: Wueeh, na ikisimama?

HIM: Haiweziii, ni yangu naijua. Haisimamangi.

2 minutes later...

Her: Weweee, unaona imesimama..

HIM: Badoooo, inakuanga hivyo. Usijali.

He skillfully and tactfully finds his way around her underwear and rests the head of his Msilimbombo at the entrance of kīrīa.

HER: Woiyeee, Usiingishe akiii..

HIM: Haiwezi ingiaaa...

Slowly but surely, he gains headway inside the honeypot.

HER: Ghai, unaona umeingisha..

HIM: Badoooo, Wacha ikae hapo basi. Nifungulie miguu vizuri bas ni relax hapo.

She spreads one leg to give him limited access like 2G network. He capitalizes on this move and hopes that it will eventually turn her on and allow 'kitu imeae mwensake..'

HER: Si unaona! aki unanifanya.

HIM: Usijaliiii, nitatoka saa hii tu..

He notices that she no longer resisting and she is now cal and relaxed. It's all systems go.

He lifts both her legs higher than Inua dada initiative ever did under Jubilee government.

9.98 seconds later...

He falls off from her and pants in fast shallow breaths, like a child with 'Rimonia'.

HER: Nilijua tu hivyo ndio ulikuwa unataka..

HIM: Ulijuajeee... Aki wewe...

NI MATEMO😂😂😂😂

22/09/2022

HARRY RICHIE HAS FINALLY RELEASED VAIDA VIDEO

OMWANA INYANYA
OMWANA MABHERE

COMENT ANY YENYE UNAJUA KWA HII SONG

YA VAIDA

21/09/2022

1kg of sugar will be sold 85

Makofi

17/09/2022

Azimio and kenya kwanza hello