Eldoret tales

14/08/2024

Angry residents of Jerusalem Estate have blocked the Eldoret - Iten road demanding the County government of Uasin Gishu to immediately repair the road leading to Bahati market.

14/08/2024

Grand reception for our Olympic champions tomorrow in Eldoret. Athletes in Nairobi to fly to Eldoret in the President’s aircraft. Ceremonial drive to state lodge for breakfast and grand entry to Sports Club for inauguration of the City of Champions.

21/06/2024

Shame on this police officer in Eldoret !!

Kicking an innocent old man for no apparent reason.

18/06/2024

Mnasema hii extension Ni store ya mauongo?

Eti pia Baba Charlene huwa nayo 😄

18/06/2024

Nandi WR 🩶
EMC WR 💙
Moiben MP 💛

27/03/2024

Sudi ft Diamondi

Word has it that plans to launch Club Timber are on top gear ⚙️

24/03/2024

Does this man look familiar to you?

He is an alleged notorious thief captured on CCTV stealing from an MPESA shop at Wills, Eldoret town. He reportedly made away with Ksh130k.

How he steals; He pretends to input the ID number on the MPESA phone but instead blocks messages. The transaction will go through without a reply. As an operator you will refund the money.

02/03/2024

Eldoret ukisleki Tu kidogo unatokwa😅

Anyway, his forefathers' suffered during colonialism, let him revenge!!

27/02/2024

A customer waiting to be served in one of the hotels in Eldoret.

30 mins after a fork, spoon, salt, and chilli sauce were brought to him😅

📸 Evanje

31/01/2024

Now,

Do you still trust your mandazi/chapo base?

25/01/2024

It hurts to say Goodbye 😭

After 10 years of tantalising food and soothing music,

The Well Irish Pub and Restaurant Saito Center is closing down.

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09/01/2024

Sema kimeumana!

Admin 001 pale Bismillahi Lengut Hotel

09/01/2024

Nation come out clear, which 'fisi' are you people referring to 😂

A - the animal
B - the human

‘Talk to it, don’t run,’ How to face a hyena incase of an attack https://buff.ly/4aSjjnJ

09/01/2024

SAD MORNING:15 people die in fatal road accident at Twin Bridge area along the Nakuru- Eldoret Highway. Police officers and medics are currently on site.

08/01/2024

This Church should now open a mega branch in Eldoret City 😅

05/01/2024

It is njaa-nuary,

the sun is mercilessly scorching,

a kiosk selling ice cold soda is a few meters away, in fact, you can clearly hear the hissing sound when a bottle is opened. Unfortunately, your wallet cannot can 😃

Immediately, you forcefully divert your thoughts, this time trying to admire the beautiful vegetation and buildings around you.

A few seconds into your fantasy,
A 'man of God' holding those hand-held speakers synonymous with Kenya's maandamano emerges from nowhere, stands on a stone next to your feet and hastily begins to administer the word.

At first, you are unmoved by his presence and teachings,
However, slowly by slowly he begins to dispense some hard-hitting truths
Reminding you of how you made merry over the Christmas period but can't afford 10/ njugu a few days into January 😃

You start feeling uncomfortable with his brutal truths
You scheme on how to exit
As you stagger away,
"Mimi Ni chombo Tu, Mungu wako anajaribu kuzungumza na nafsi yako.." The man of God swears.
Your knees become weary as everyone turns to see you leave.😃

03/01/2024

"Kumbe hakuwa na mtu?"

Ladies marvel as Wakili Kipchumba Karori exits Soko after netting himself an irresistibly beautiful and curvy lady.

Congratulations 👏👏🎉

02/01/2024

Juicy News!

Daughter of William has chosen man from ingoo.

Hii imeenda!!!