Mr Mkombochi

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10/12/2024

Mtanzania๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฟ, Mnyarwanda๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ผ, na Mkenya๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช walik**atwa na madawa ya kulevya China.
Wakaambiwa adhabu ni mbili kifo au adhabu nyingine ambayo wakiishindwa pia wanauawa. Wakaomba wapewe hiyo adhabu nyingine wajaribu bahati yao.Wakapelekwa msituni wakaambiwawaingie msituni kila mmoja kwa njia yakehalafu kila mmoja arudi na matunda kumi yanayofanana. Wakaingia msituni kila mtu njia yake. Mnyarwanda akarudi wa kwanza. Karudi na Apples ๐ŸŽkumi.Akaambiwa adhabu ni kuyameza yote mazima mazima moja baada ya jingine bila kufumba macho bila kulia wala kucheka wala kujitikisa!๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ Akameza la kwanza. Safi. Kumeza la pili akashindwa kuvumilia akafumba macho. Akapigwa risasi akafa.Wa pili Mkenya akaja. Ana vitunda vidogo vidogoo. Kumi. vinavyofanana. Vidogo k**a p**i. Akaambiwa masharti. Akaanza kula bila kufumbua macho wala kulia wala nini. Alipofika la tisa akashindwa kuvumilia akaangua kicheko! ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚Akapigwa risasi pia akafa. Wakiwa kuzimu Mnyarwanda akamuuliza Mkenya.. "Vipi wewe mbona ulishindwa kuvumilia wakati ulibakisha tunda moja tu?" Mkenya akajibu: "Kaka, nilishindwa kuzuia kicheko maana nilimwona Mtanzania anakuja na matikiti maji(watermelon)!"๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’” Follow KunshosKunshos

09/12/2024

Mechanics muachange ujinga bana๐Ÿ™†, mwingine analetewa gari ya polisi aunde๐Ÿ˜€ alafu ghasia inakam road test kwa base ya chang'aa๐Ÿ˜… imebidi niingie kwa kibuyu ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”

08/12/2024
07/12/2024

Mimi yaani mimi nikipata tu Bibi๐Ÿ’‘ wa kunipikia food mapema๐Ÿœ๐Ÿš, nakula mapema๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜œ before tulale, anapiga magoti kwanza tunaomba๐Ÿ™ mungu, kisha tunalala alfu usiku ananiamsha ananiuliza "Beb๐Ÿ˜˜ amka nkupe kamoja๐Ÿ‘™๐Ÿ† Najua umechoka juu ya kazi mingi ya mchana but amka tu nkupe๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’"mimi uyo najifanya sitaki๐Ÿ˜ด ili acd kunibembeleza๐Ÿ˜ณ ๐Ÿ˜›alfu badae nichangamkie viproper๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘™ kisha tulale๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜
Asubuhi๐ŸŒ…๐ŸŒ„ napewa morning glory๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘™ alfu ananiamsha nioge๐Ÿšฟ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ›€, time nko naoga๐Ÿ›€๐Ÿ›๐Ÿšฟ yeye ananipikia chai๐Ÿต๐Ÿž after apo anipanguze nA towel k**a mtoi๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜œ anitolee my favourite suit๐Ÿ‘–๐Ÿ‘•๐Ÿ‘”๐Ÿ‘ž๐Ÿ‘ž๐Ÿ‘“ kisha anivalishe then nkunywe Chai after apo anipige kiss๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ’‹ ndio niende job!๐Ÿš—
Ananipea๐Ÿ˜˜ kiss kisha aniescort๐Ÿ‘ฌ kidogo adi apo mbele๐Ÿš— alfu aniache nA hug๐Ÿ’ nkifika job ananipigia simu๐Ÿ“žโ˜Ž๐Ÿ“ฒ ananiuliza ka nlfika job salama! Ikifka lunch time ananipigia simuโ˜Ž ๐Ÿ˜˜"Beb umekula lunch๐Ÿœ๐Ÿš ama nkuletee lunch kwa job? Walai๐Ÿ™ nikipata bibi k**a uyo mwenye anaelewa kuwa simu yangu ni yangu na simu yke ni yetu, yaani Hakuna kitu ananifichanga... Mimi nkipata Bibi wa kunifanyia kila kitu ivo NTAMCHEZA TU!!!!! HALAFU NAMWACHA๐Ÿคธ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜น??
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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06/12/2024

Mali sabi chitoo eiyaweeee๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ fiuuuuwi ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

06/12/2024

Nilinunua line mpya nikajiita "ILLUMINATI" kwa truecaller๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ alafu nikapigia mama yangu....saahi crusade iko kwetu tangu juzi. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ nakula tu muchele ya kanisa tsu๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

19/04/2024

Good morning legends ๐Ÿ’ช

18/04/2024

Nimestruggle so hard kupata nambake halafu nikamtext hello akajibu musuri sana๐Ÿ˜Œ

15/04/2024

Mnanikataa na vile huwa napiganiwa huko ushago

31/03/2024

namnajifanyanga wajuaji ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚....dereva wa train anaitwaje kwa kiswร hili๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

30/03/2024

High-school nishai piga term mzima bila kufua๐Ÿ˜† socks siku nilizitoa zilisimama pekee yake k**a gumboots๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ’”

28/03/2024

โšซDem wako ameambiwa yeye ni illiterate genius๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿฆ…

24/03/2024

UKINYANDUA Dem Af ๐Ÿ‘ianze kulia TokyoTokyo ๐Ÿฅตtoroka bro huyo ni Malaya ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

24/03/2024

Nauza dawa ya kusimamisha matiti unatuma picha naona imeanguka kiasi gani ndo nikuekee kiwango yenye unataka ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคจ

24/03/2024

Dem akianza kukutext na love emoji muombe pesa before akuombe๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

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