JONAH KIBIWOT

05/01/2025

Nailed this 😂 😂
December,

Martel XO kwa meza,

Baileys for 'Mamaa'

When the real mamaa ananyoroshwa na moshing kule Chepsaita,

Smirnoff Pineapple Punch for mamaa's friends,

Johnie Walker Double Black ya ripisiik,

Keringet bottled water ka saba,

Heineken k**a twelof,

Nyamchom kilo nne,

Ugali tano,

Samosa sigistiin,

Waiter ukampea thao yake,

Na unaimba;

Kasongo yeyee, mombali nanga,
Kasongo mbona wewoo,
Mbona wewoo.

Bill comes, You swipe.

Today,

You are in church accompanied by the real Mamaa and children,

To ask God to bless you,

On your way ulipitia MPESA kutoa 200/=,

Na ukaitisha coins ya 50/=

Ndio huyu wewe umekunja noti ya 100 na kupeana k**a sadaka,

Mama watoto na yake 50/=

Watoto na coins yao ya 10/= 10/=

Change ni ya Juicy Fruit,

May God Bless You,

Amen.
Via IK

05/01/2025

Leo Kuna moto Anfield,,,,
Predict the final result today

04/01/2025

First Chelsea goal 2025… who else?

COLE PALMER MAKES IT 1-0! 🥶❄️🥶

04/01/2025

Cliff hanging restaurant.
What do you say about this?

03/01/2025

The female falcon was equipped with a GPS tracker during its journey from South Africa to Finland, covering about 230 km per day.

It flew in a straight line across the African lands until it reached the desert in the north, then headed towards the path of the Nile River over Sudan and Egypt, then avoided flying over the Mediterranean Sea.

It crossed over Syria and Lebanon, and also avoided flying over the Black Sea, because if it got thirsty, it would not be able to drink from it.
It continued in a straight line and reached Finland after 42 days.

02/01/2025

Senegal President Bassirou Dioumaye Faye declares that the country will end all foreign military presence in 2025.
Faye announced that sovereignty advocated by his government does not accommodate the presence of military bases in a sovereign country.

31/12/2024

Inflation highlights. Inflation in December 2024 was 3.0 percent
Via Cbk

31/12/2024

With Neptune Motors LTD – I'm on a streak! I've been a top fan for 2 months in a row. 🎉

31/12/2024

"Never underestimate the work of others. Every job seems easy when someone else is doing it. Too often we don't understand the price of success. "
Maya de Plisetskaya.

31/12/2024

Kisii county Senator Richard Onyonka declares that he will skip the State New Year's Eve Dinner hosted by President William Ruto at the Kisii State Lodge, scheduled for the evening of December 31, 2024, citing his deep dissatisfaction with the ongoing abductions, corruption and violations of citizens rights in Kenya.

31/12/2024

Mystery Surrounds Mysterious Space Objects Crash in Different Continents

In a puzzling turn of events that has left experts and spectators worldwide scratching their heads, two similar metallic objects have crashed to Earth in different continents within a span of just two days. The first incident unfolded in Kankan, where a satellite-like spacecraft plummeted to the ground in a jarring display. Eyewitnesses recounted the surreal scene of a metallic object, devoid of any identifiable markings, lying partially damaged in its wake, shrouded in mystery regarding its origin and ownership.

Adding another layer of intrigue to the unfolding narrative, a nearly identical event transpired in Mukuku Village, Nduluku, Mbooni Constituency, Kenya, where residents were startled by the abrupt appearance of a metallic object, coincidentally echoing the description of the earlier crash in Kankan. Reports emerged of a deafening, unfamiliar sound accompanying the object's descent, further intensifying the enigma surrounding these bizarre occurrences.

The uncanny synchronicity of these incidents occurring miles apart has captivated global attention, prompting wild speculations about potential connections between the two events and the profound implications of unidentified objects descending from space. As scientists, researchers, and curious onlookers around the world eagerly await further details and analysis, the enigmatic saga of the mysterious space objects continues to unfold, inviting a myriad of questions and hypotheses into the realm of the unknown.

31/12/2024

As we bid farewell to 2024 and embrace the exciting possibilities of 2025, I want to extend my warmest wishes for a joyous and prosperous New Year.
I am excited to see what the New Year brings and the new adventures that await us.

With sincere best wishes,

30/12/2024

The sun will rise and we Will try again.
Happy Monday

26/12/2024

Fresh feeds
Nature 🏞️🏕️

22/12/2024

09/12/2024

Full Time

08/12/2024

Predict the final result today.

Najua the blues 💙 watabeba hii mapema sana